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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 3890 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 63 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down here.
first of all, we have this super rare block that looks like a giant piece of bacon. like, who wouldn’t want to build a bacon house, amirite?
also, we have this secret underground cave that leads to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. it’s like a fairy tale, but with more explosions.
oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays diamond eggs? yeah, you heard me right. DIAMOND EGGS.
so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? come hang out with us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
