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PaperCutCraft

Accidents, Caution, Cuts, Dangerous, Injuries, office supplies, paper accidents, Paper cuts, paper cuts prevention, paper dangers, paper handling, paper hazards, paper injuries, paper products, paper risks, paper safety, PaperCutCraft, Scissors, sharp edges, sharp objects, workplace safety

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5279
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down here.

first of all, we have this super rare block that looks like a giant piece of bacon. like, who wouldn’t want to build a bacon house, amirite?

also, we have this secret underground cave that leads to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. it’s like a fairy tale, but with more explosions.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays diamond eggs? yeah, you heard me right. DIAMOND EGGS.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? come hang out with us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MetaCognitiveMess

Accuracy, Awareness, belief awareness, belief contradiction, conservative weakness, Conservatives, conservatives study, contradiction, INFORMATION, information contradiction, judgment, Liberals, liberals study, metacognitive inefficiency, MetaCognitiveMess, political accuracy, political awareness, political beliefs, political information, political judgment, study

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Emeralds Found:	1715	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. JOIN IF U WANNA SEE CONSERVATIVES TRYNA FIGURE OUT HOW TO BUILD A WALL AROUND THEIR BELIEFS. WATCH AS THEY STRUGGLE TO ACCEPT NEW INFO LIKE A NOOB TRYNA FIGHT A ZOMBIE WITH A FLOWER. COME FOR THE LOLZ, STAY FOR THE MIND-BLOWING DISCOVERIES. #BLOCKSOFTRUTH #CREEPINGCONSERVATIVES

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

amazing book, Armed Highmates Edition, Book, catalogue, cdda modlist, CraftyRimworld, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, games, loverslab, Minecraft, mod load orders, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, nexusmods, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, previous, rimjobworld, rimpy, Rimworld General, rocketman, rwg, Server, Tynan, Workshop, yayo modlist

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Armed Highmates Edition! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons.

First of all, we have a DLC that is so worth it, it will make your head spin. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – totally epic. And don’t even get me started on the Book. It’s not just any book, it’s a meme book that will have you laughing for days.

Now, Dwarf Fortress may not be welcome here, but who needs it when you have Performance Fish and Rocketman mods? These mods will make your Minecraft experience out of this world.

And if you’re new and wondering what mods to get, just check out our pastebin for a list of must-have mods. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

So come join our server, where the adventures are wild and the laughs are endless. Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a unicorn while battling a dragon. It’s all possible on our server!

The KaneCraft SMP Show

Bond, brothers, brothers for life, brothers in business, brothers in life, Business, Dedication, Entrepreneurship, family, Kanebros, kanebros brand, kanebros company, KaneCraft, love, loyalty, Partnership, Show, Siblings, smp, success, Support, teamwork

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2813	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Villages Defended:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than kanebros! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground dance club where the zombies are the DJs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Bacon Tree, where the leaves are made of crispy bacon strips.

So why join kanebros? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw

anger, Boundaries, BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, crying, Drama, exclusion, family, family trip, Frustration, Late, Plans, quality time, relationships, Respect, sister-in-law, vacation, Waiting

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Emeralds Found:	5990	Runes Activated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7571
Falling into the Void:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mines Excavated:	2055

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind, just like how you wish you could leave your brother’s wife behind on her never-ending errands!

On our server, you won’t have to wait around for hours for someone to show up, only to have to change your plans last minute. Nope, here you can make plans and actually stick to them without any annoying delays!

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience, join our server and let the fun begin! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even find a virtual park with dog-friendly swimming areas – something you definitely won’t find in real life!

So come on over and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

BlockyBanquet

BlockyBanquet, Capital Punishment, condemned, condemned man, criminal, death row, EXECUTION, final banquet, final dinner, final feast, final indulgence, final meal, final repast, final reprieve, final request, incarceration, Justice, last meal, last supper, Prison

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	159
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about that impending doom! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret recipe for the best virtual steak you’ll ever taste. Who needs a last meal on death row when you can feast on the insanity of our server instead? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing all the way to the end!

KurskCraft: Prisoner Swap Edition

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Humanitarian issues, international relations, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military conflict, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, Prisoner, prisoner exchange, regional stability, russia, security concerns, Swap, Ukraine, War prisoners

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine are trading prisoners in a wild exchange! but wait, there’s more – the kursk submarine has somehow made its way into the game and is causing chaos underwater! join us for this insane adventure where you can navigate through the depths of the ocean while dodging russian and ukrainian prisoners trying to escape! who will come out on top in this crazy exchange? join now to find out!

CraftyConsciousness

brain activity, brain function, brain functioning, brain health, brain injury, Clinical Study, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Motor Dissociation, cognitive neuroscience, Coma, Consciousness Disorders, consciousness studies, CraftyConsciousness, Disorders of Consciousness, Medical research, motor function, neurological disorders, Neurological Rehabilitation, neurology, neuroscience, New England Journal of Medicine

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Potions Brewed:	190
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Votes:	2239
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. it’s like a party in yo computer screen, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we got secret dungeons with treasure chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon egg. ain’t no other server got dat.

oh, and did i mention we got a pet zombie named Bob? he’s like, da coolest zombie u ever met. he’ll follow u around and protect u from all dem pesky skeletons and zombies. plus, he’s got mad dance moves.

so, why should u join dis server? well, cuz we got da best community around. we all like family here, crackin jokes, building epic castles, and exploring da vast world of minecraft together. so come on, what u waitin for? join us now and let’s have some crazy fun together!

HagCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Chat, Discord, Gaming, girl, Hag, HagCraft, Manga, Minecraft, Nerd, nerdy, older femanon, older girl, pervert, perverted, Server, video games, vidya, weeabo, Weeaboo, wndyplns

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Magic Items Found:	4034	Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Enchantments Applied:	157	Chimeras Created:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Buildings Constructed:	43
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can chat with a pervert nerdy weeabo girl about vidya games? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your gaming and chatting needs. And if you happen to be a hag or older girl, even better! Join us for some outrageous stories, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun. Discord: wndyplns. Don’t miss out on all the laughs and good times waiting for you on our server!

CreditCardCraft Minecraft SMP

budgeting, building credit, credit card, credit card advice, credit card benefits, credit card fees, credit card interest, credit card payments, credit card rewards, credit card tips, credit history, Credit Limit, CREDIT SCORE, credit utilization, CreditCardCraft, debt management, Financial goals, financial independence, Minecraft, Mortgage, personal finance, responsible spending, smp

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6316
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and start building your virtual credit score! Use in-game currency to buy virtual houses and eventually take out a virtual mortgage to build your dream virtual mansion! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can live out your financial dreams in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that the virtual bank in our server gives out insane interest rates – you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds in no time! So come join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in the most financially savvy Minecraft server out there!

FoodieFriendFiasco

annoyance, asking for favors, Boundaries, Communication, Cooking, Eating, Etiquette, food sharing, FoodieFriendFiasco, Friend, friendship, Generosity, groceries, home cooking, meal planning, meal prep, packing food, personal space, respecting boundaries, sharing, WIBTA

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of your friends mooching off your hard-earned groceries? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict “no food stealing” policy! Build your own virtual grocery store and watch as your friends try to steal your pixelated potatoes. Trust us, it’s more fun than arguing over who owes who for the last bag of chips. Join now and say goodbye to food thieves once and for all!