Paper cuts

PaperCutCraft

Accidents, Caution, Cuts, Dangerous, Injuries, office supplies, paper accidents, Paper cuts, paper cuts prevention, paper dangers, paper handling, paper hazards, paper injuries, paper products, paper risks, paper safety, PaperCutCraft, Scissors, sharp edges, sharp objects, workplace safety

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down here.

first of all, we have this super rare block that looks like a giant piece of bacon. like, who wouldn’t want to build a bacon house, amirite?

also, we have this secret underground cave that leads to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. it’s like a fairy tale, but with more explosions.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays diamond eggs? yeah, you heard me right. DIAMOND EGGS.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? come hang out with us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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New Server IP
NoMorePaperCutsMC

bandages, Caution, daily threat, finger injury, first aid, Healing Process, INCONVENIENCE, medical attention, minor injuries, no longer, NoMorePaperCutsMC, office accidents, Pain, Paper cuts, Prevention, Protection, Safety Measures, sharp objects, small cuts, used to be, workplace hazards

join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

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New Server IP
BrotherlyCraft

bra theft, BrotherlyCraft, Confrontation, confrontational situation, family communication, family dynamics, household rules, Inappropriate Behavior, lace tank tops, parenting issues, personal belongings, personal boundaries, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling theft, sleep shorts, stolen items, stolen possessions, trust issues, underwear theft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Looking for a server where you can let loose and have a good time? Look no further!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player caught their little brother stealing their used underwear and bras in real life! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

Explore our server and uncover hidden treasures, build epic structures, and maybe even stumble upon some stolen underwear (hopefully not). With a community as wacky and unpredictable as this, you’ll never have a dull moment!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories you’ll be able to tell after a day on our server!

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New Server IP
LoveHateCraft

ambivalence, bittersweet, complex emotions, conflicting desires, conflicting emotions, contradictory feelings, deep affection, double-edged sword, dual emotions, emotional turmoil, fervent dislike, fervent love, inner conflict, intense love, love hate relationship, LoveHateCraft, mixed feelings, paradoxical feelings, passionate dislike, polarizing emotions, strong aversion

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you love the thrill of finding a diamond, only to have it stolen by a mischievous chicken who has a taste for shiny things. Hate when creepers blow up your hard work? Well, on our server, creepers have been trained to break dance instead of explode, adding a funky twist to your survival experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia, complete with llama mob bosses and llama hitmen. Will you join forces with the llamas or take them down in an epic llama showdown?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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New Server IP
Taiwan Transit Trouble – HMCS Montreal Oops!

Asia-Pacific, Canada, China, complaint, Defense, diplomatic incident, Dispute, foreign affairs, HMCS, HMCS Montreal, international relations, Maritime, Military, Montreal, naval operations, Oops, Ottawa, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan Strait, Tension, Transit, Trouble, warship

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got Canadian warships passing through Taiwan Strait and causing all sorts of drama. China be like, “Hey, what you doin’ in our hood?” And Canada be like, “Just chillin’, bro, it’s all good.”

But for real, this server is off the chain. You can sail your own warship through crazy straits and start international incidents. It’s like playing Minecraft on expert mode, but with more political tension.

Join us if you wanna stir up some trouble and see how many countries you can piss off. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

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New Server IP

PaperCutCraft

NoMorePaperCutsMC

BrotherlyCraft

LoveHateCraft

Taiwan Transit Trouble – HMCS Montreal Oops!