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BurkinaFasoMassacre600

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Void Armor Forged:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	4400
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Teleportation with Elon Musk

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	111
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Trump’s Block Party

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A MATCH Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.20, 274432, 60252383, 960365803980678039517181, Account.., banner, Boxpvp, description, GIF, KHOUGHT, Lazy, LET’S MAKE A MATCH, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Votes:	5677	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	7508

The owner of the server “BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A KHOUGHT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

jp.night-box.ru

Tweet Delete Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party zone for blocky adventurers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, pig races, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where all the cows can talk and the trees drop enchanted golden apples.

So why did he delete this tweet? Because he couldn’t handle the epicness of our server and wanted to keep it all to himself. Don’t make the same mistake, join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

Adrenaline, challenge, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Find, Fun, gameplay, LOSE, LOSING, Minecraft, patience, people, perseverance, Progression, REWARD, Risk, roguelites, satisfaction, skill, smp, strategy, Tactics, winning

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	3329

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

asking questions, catching up on notes, condescending attitude, distraction in class, Exam, Full time work, getting life together, GIT, gtfo, GUD, late to class, making an effort, MomCraft, Mother, night shifts, PhD program, Professor, sitting next to me, snapping, struggling student, successful student, sympathetic, working mom

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Farms Harvested:	835	Gods Slained:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Burnout, Challenges, confusion, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, FckdUpAtTheMoment, fear, Frustration, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, Negativity, Obstacles, overwhelm, PRESSURE, self-care strategies, self-doubt, setbacks, smp, stress, uncertainty

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil

bil, Chasecraft, SURVIVE

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	201
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the chance to win a whopping 3 billion dollars! But here’s the catch – you have to survive for 12 hours while being chased by a villain of your choice. Will you pick the evil genius mastermind with a penchant for elaborate traps? Or maybe the dastardly pirate captain with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder? The choice is yours, but beware, because these villains are no joke!

Join our server for the chance to test your survival skills in the most insane way possible. Will you outsmart your chosen villain and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you end up as their next victim? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chase begin! Good luck, brave adventurer!

VuhledarDefenseCraft

battle plans, bolstered, commander orders, Conflict, Defences, Defense, east, eastern Ukraine, Falls, Military, military tactics, Reinforcements, SECURITY, strategy, top commander, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian forces, Vuhledar, VuhledarDefenseCraft, War

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8274
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ores Mined:	6394

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic fortresses like ukraine’s top commander! we need all the help we can get to defend against the evil creepers and zombies that keep attacking us. vuhledar may have fallen, but we will rise again with your help! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. who needs ukraine when you can join our epic minecraft server and become a legendary warrior in your own right!