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CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange, POW exchange, russia, ukraine russia conflict, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian news, Ukrainian prisoners of war, Ukrainian soldiers, Ukrainian soldiers released, Ukrainian soldiers return home

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more ukrainian soldiers than russia has vodka bottles! we have over 100 soldiers who just got back from a wild pow exchange with russia, and now they’re ready to kick some blocky butt in the game!

watch as these soldiers build epic bases, fight off creepers like they’re russian spies, and mine for diamonds like they’re searching for hidden treasure in putin’s backyard.

join now for a chance to team up with these badass soldiers and conquer the minecraft world like never before! who needs russia when you have ukrainian soldiers on your side? let’s do this, comrades!

DesiCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, attractive, Desi, DesiCraft, Erotic, Exotic, FANTASY, fetish, hot, Indian, irls, jerk off material, Masturbation, Minecraft, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Server, Sexy, South Asian, taboo, ur, Women

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is your ultimate irl jerk off material.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing the Macarena around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a village full of villagers who all look like your favorite celebrities. And don’t even get me started on the custom skins – we’ve got everything from flying tacos to dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary – last week, we hosted a massive chicken race where the winner got a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. And rumor has it that our next event involves a secret underground disco party with glow-in-the-dark sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the excitement!

Minecraft SMP: AEW All In 2024CraftyCreeper

2024.., 2024CraftyCreeper, aew, All In, Beverages, Drinking, drinks, Entertainment, Event, Food, Friends, Fun, Gathering, Hangout, Lads, Minecraft, Party, smp, Snacking, SNACKS, socializing, sports, wrestling

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	9918

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the snacks are as plentiful as the diamonds! Join us for a server full of epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive potato war that lasted for days. Potatoes flying everywhere, players running for cover, it was chaos in the best way possible.

And don’t even get me started on our legendary llama races. Picture this: llamas decked out in diamond armor, zooming around a racetrack while players place bets and cheer them on. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The snacks, of course! We’ve got a never-ending supply of virtual pizza, tacos, and even the occasional cake party. So grab your pickaxe and your favorite snack, because things are about to get crazy on our server.

CraftyLoveSecrets

BETRAYAL, biggest secret, Communication, confession, CraftyLoveSecrets, Deception, emotional baggage, Hidden Truth, Hiding, Honesty, honesty is the best policy, INTIMATE, long term relationship, Openness, partner, relationship, secret keeping, skeletons in the closet, Trust, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1252
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of hiding your secret double life as a Minecraft master from your partner? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and unleash your inner builder, explorer, and redstone wizard without worrying about your partner finding out. Who knows, maybe they have a secret Minecraft life too and you can build a virtual love nest together! Join now and let the pixelated adventures begin!

CraftyMaduroWinsLOL

authoritarian regime, controversy, CraftyMaduroWinsLOL, DECLARATION, Democracy, Disputed, elections, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, EU, Evidence, Government, international relations, Latin America, legitimacy, Maduro, opposition, Politics, south america, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3043
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	6

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the president of venezuela declares victory in elections? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the madness as maduro tries to prove he won without any evidence. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and see what other crazy shenanigans await on this server. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this chaotic fun!

CraftyCountryKids

Access, children, Community, Connection, countryside, CraftyCountryKids, Environment, health, Impact, location, Nature, outdoors, research, Resources, Rural, socioeconomic status, socioeconomics, study, upbringing, Urban, well-being

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	222

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. OUR VIRTUAL LANDSCAPE IS SO LIT, YOU’LL FORGET YOU’RE EVEN IN A SIMULATION.

WE GOT TREES THAT TALK AND DIAMONDS THAT SING. OUR VIRTUAL ECONOMY IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE ROLLING IN VIRTUAL RICHES IN NO TIME.

FORGET ABOUT REAL LIFE, COME JOIN US AND LET YOUR INNER CHILD RUN WILD. OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE ON A PERMANENT VACATION IN THE MOST EPIC FANTASY LAND EVER.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT IT’LL BE A FUN REGRET.

ShieldmaidenCraft Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, battle, challenge, Combat, Conquer, control, discipline, DOMINANCE, fierce, formidable, Minecraft, obey, power, Server, Shieldmaiden, ShieldmaidenCraft, strength, STRONG, Swedish, Viking, warrior, warrior woman, woman warrior

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Are you ready to conquer the virtual world with your epic Minecraft skills? Join our server and prove your worth by taming a fierce Swedish shieldmaiden! Show her who’s boss and make her follow your every command as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who knew virtual domination could be so fun and hilarious? Join now and show off your Minecraft prowess in the most outrageous way possible!

Minecraft SMP: AFL – The Final (H&A) Showdown

AFL, AFL game, assault, Carlton, Carlton’s place, Dogs, FINAL, final game, fred, ha, Higgins, home advantage, home final, Lads, Minecraft, Mr Higgins, must win, overtake, PORT, Secure, showdown, smp, the final, WIN

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Dimension Hops:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	570	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Dogs are in! That’s right, we have a pack of wild dogs roaming around the server causing mischief and mayhem. Can you tame them and make them your loyal companions? Only time will tell.

2. Carlton got assaulted by Mr. Higgins. Who is Mr. Higgins, you ask? No one knows, but Carlton is out for revenge and he needs your help to take down this mysterious assailant. Will you join forces with Carlton or will you choose to fight against him? The choice is yours.

3. Fred must win to overtake Carlton’s place in the top 8. Forget about building cool structures or mining for resources, the real competition on this server is between Fred and Carlton. Will Fred be able to dethrone Carlton and claim his spot in the top 8? Only time will tell.

4. Port must win to secure a home final. What is a home final, you ask? No one knows, but Port is determined to win it at all costs. Will you join their team and help them secure victory, or will you choose to stand in their way and claim the title for yourself? The choice is yours, but remember, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, drama, and hilarity that awaits you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Race4Aesthetic

Aesthetic, asian, beauty, Body, Brains, cultural appropriation, dance choreography, friendship, Identity, individual problems, Korean, Kpop, online friend, poc, Race, Race4Aesthetic, ranting, Screen SHaring, Stereotypes, US, weird

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all races and cultures, even if you just want to be Asian for the aesthetics! Join us for a wild ride filled with Kpop dance parties and discussions about the beauty, brains, and body of different races. Who knows, you might even have a silent 30-minute argument with your friend about race and aesthetics before bonding over something else. So come on, join us and let’s all be aesthetic together in this crazy Minecraft world!

GriefCraft: Oops, Wrong Portal!

bereavement, comforting a friend, comforting words, Condolences, coping with grief, dealing with loss, Emotional support, expressing condolences, grief support, GriefCraft, grieving parent, Grieving Process, healing after loss, inappropriate remarks, insensitive comments, loss of a child, mourning parent, Oops, Portal, supporting a grieving parent, Sympathy, words of comfort, words of empathy, wrong

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	141	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Crops Grown:	8912	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Emeralds Found:	2021	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so awesome that even griefing parents can’t resist joining in on the fun! We have griefing competitions where the goal is to make the most outrageous and over-the-top builds to impress our resident griefing parents. Trust us, you’ve never seen griefing like this before!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where griefing parents can show off their best “worst” jokes and insults to win epic prizes. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as insane as it is hilarious, look no further! Join us today and let the madness begin!