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Minecraft SMP: Girls und Space Panzer

Anime, Ankou Matsuri, Girls, girls und panzer, gup, high school girls, Minecraft, News Update, Panzer, smp, Space, tank battle, tank community, tank competition, tank culture, tank enthusiasts, tank event, tank fans, tank festival, tank strategy, tank tactics, tank teams, tank warfare, tankery, Und, Upcoming Event

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mines Excavated:	4336
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Get ready to experience the wildest Minecraft SMP ever created! Join us for Ankou Matsuri, where the villagers have gone absolutely bonkers and are throwing a massive festival in just 16 days! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will be making a guest appearance, and there will be a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons. Don’t miss out on the chance to compete in the annual pig racing competition or try your luck at the enchanted diamond pickaxe raffle. Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights as the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Panzer Girls SMP – Bonple High School

Anime, armored vehicles, Bonple, Bonple high school, Competition, Cool School, Cute girls, Girls, girls und panzer, gup, HIGH, high school girls, japanese animation, Military, Panzer, Poor, School, skilled in senshado, smp, sports anime, strategy, tank battles, teamwork, Thread, Underdog

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP where we run a cool school for senshado (tank warfare) training! Our players may be poor in resources, but they are rich in skills and determination to dominate the battlefield.

Join us if you want to learn how to drive tanks like a pro and show off your epic senshado skills. Our teachers are all former tank commanders who will guide you through intense battles and teach you the art of tank warfare.

But beware, our school is located in a crazy world where giant creepers roam the land and zombie pigmen rule the nether. You’ll have to use all your senshado skills to survive and thrive in this wild environment.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and blowing up stuff with tanks. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Panzer Princesses Minecraft SMP

action, Anime, barbecue, comedy, comfort food, Competition, delicious meal, friendship, girls und panzer, grilled meat, gup, Hamburg steak, hot summer day, japanese animation, Military, Minecraft, Panzer, Princesses, Schoolgirls, smp, snack, sports, tank warfare, teamwork

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Villages Defended:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	6824	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency accepted is Hamburg steak! That’s right, forget about diamonds or emeralds, here we trade in juicy, delicious Hamburg steak. Why, you ask? Because our server is located in the mythical land of Beefington, where cows roam free and hamburgers grow on trees. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, plenty of Hamburg steak to go around.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret Hamburg steak recipe hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a fearsome Cow King who only appears once every full moon. Will you be the one to uncover the recipe and become the ultimate Hamburg steak chef?

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and your appetite for Hamburg steak, of course). Join us today and let the beefy adventures begin!

Battleship Boogaloo – Minecraft Madness, Strudel Squad, Booty Bay Brawl – The Girls Und Panzer Parody Server

Alternate Reality, Anime, anime spinoff, Battleship, battleships, Bay, Boogaloo, BOOTY, brawl, confusion, Entertainment, Fiction, Girls, girls und panzer, madness, mandela effect, Memories, Military, Minecraft, Mysterious, naval warfare, nostalgic, Panzer, Parody, Questioning, series, Server, speculation, SpinOff, squad, Strudel, Tanks, Und, Warships

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2231

Are you tired of the same old tank battles in Girls und Panzer? Well, get ready for a whole new level of insanity on our Minecraft server, where battleships are the new tanks! Sail the high seas and crush your enemies with massive cannons and torpedoes in epic naval battles that will blow your mind (and your opponents’ ships)! Join now and experience the Mandela effect like never before, only on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

YeehawCraft: Where Cowboys Rule and Creepers Drool

21st century, American century, american culture, American dominance, American exceptionalism, American leadership, American power, American success, bright future, cowboys, CREEPERS, cultural dominance, Drool, economic power, Economic prosperity, future outlook, global dominance, global leadership, political influence, political supremacy, rule, superpower status, united states of america, world influence, YeehawCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are building a virtual empire that will rival the great American dominance of the 21st century! Join us and be a part of our quest to conquer the virtual world with our cultural, economic, and political prowess.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within days, they became the richest player in all of Minecraft. How, you ask? By mastering our virtual economy and making virtual deals that would make even the real-life Wall Street jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also a cultural hub, where players can showcase their virtual art, music, and dance skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the virtual Picasso of our server!

And let’s not forget about the political field. Join one of our virtual political parties and campaign your way to becoming the virtual president of our server. Make virtual laws, declare virtual wars, the possibilities are endless!

So come on, join our Minecraft server and be a part of the virtual American dominance of the 21st century. The future looks bright for our virtual United States of Minecraft!

OopsCraft: Where every build is a happy accident!

1. Mistakes, accident, Adversity, Analysis, BUILD, Challenges, Development, errors, Evaluation, Failures, growth, Happy, hindsight, Improvement, lessons learned, Obstacles, OopsCraft, problem solving, progress, Reflection, self improvement, self reflection, setbacks, Troubleshooting

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
New Chunks Explored:	187993	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Buildings Constructed:	38
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too… normal? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of chickens armed with pickaxes start chasing you! Or how about the time when a creeper decided to open up a bakery and started selling exploding cakes?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by the villagers every Saturday night.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring some extra armor just in case those pickaxe-wielding chickens come back for round two.

Blocky Hedgehog Adventures: The ‘Sega’ Server

Adventure, Adventures, blocky, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Hedgehog, Nostalgia, reaction, ReFantazioSisters, response, retro gaming, sega, Sega consoles, sega dreamcast, sega games, sega genesis, sega master system, sega mega drive, sega saturn, Server, sisters, video games

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	New Chunks Explored:	807444
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than ReFantazioSisters! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of magical sisters who can summon diamond armor out of thin air! Need a house built? They’ll snap their fingers and a mansion will appear! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, they’ll grant you three wishes! So come join us at ReFantazioSisters for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Wagie’s World: Where even creepers have a job!

AMBITION, boss mentality, business ownership, career, CREEPERS, determination, Entrepreneurship, financial independence, freedom, grind, hard work, hey wagie, hustle, INDEPENDENCE, Job, motivation, Self Motivation, self reliance, self-employment, self-made, success, wagies, working for yourself, world

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of slaving away for the man in your boring 9 to 5 job? Well, it’s time to quit that nonsense and join our Minecraft server where you can work for yourself and become the ultimate virtual entrepreneur!

On our server, you can mine for diamonds and sell them for virtual cash to buy yourself a virtual mansion. You can also start your own virtual business selling virtual potions or even open a virtual pet store selling virtual llamas (because who wouldn’t want a virtual llama as a pet?).

But that’s not all! We also have virtual treasure hunts where you can find hidden chests full of virtual riches. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our virtual skydiving club and jump off virtual cliffs for fun (don’t worry, you won’t actually die in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Quit your boring job and join our Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops!

CraftyKnights – LOLz & Blocks Galore! Join ‘/akg/’ for a wild Minecraft adventure!

#Vendela, Adventure, akg, Andreana, arknights, blocks, Cardigan skin, cement, Chestnut, CraftyKnights, Delphine, Fiammetta, Galore, hoederer, Horn, ines, Join, kafka, lolz, Minecraft, paprika, passenger, Quercus, Rockrock, Stainless, Totter, Whisperain, Wild

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild, we have 6* Sniper Fiammetta and 6* Caster Passenger running around causing mayhem. You won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure!

2. Need a break from the ordinary? How about joining us for some Design of Strife – Cardigan skin madness? It’s like a fashion show, but with creepers and zombies!

3. Ever wanted to team up with 6* Defender Horn and 6* Supporter Stainless to take on the world? Well, now’s your chance on our server!

4. And let’s not forget about the epic EP13: The Whirlpool That Is Passion event. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that will ensue.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even run into Dorothy and Fiammetta having a tea party with the Ender Dragon!

SadCraft: Where Creepers Make You Cry

Blue, CREEPERS, CrestFallen, cry, dejected, Depressed, Despair, despondent, disheartened, downhearted, emotions, feelings, gloomy, HEARTBREAK, Melancholy, mournful, sad, SadCraft, sorrow, Tears, Unhappy, Upset, woeful

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9356
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like crying? Well, have no fear because our server is here to turn those frowns upside down! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers! Trust us, you won’t be feeling sad on this server – you’ll be too busy laughing your blocky butt off! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the good times roll!

Frieren’s Peaceful Anon Haven: Where Inner Peace and Diamonds Collide!

acceptance, Anime, Anon, Anons, collide, diamonds, enlightenment, FAITH, frieren, Frierens, Haven, Hope, inner peace, joy, Light, Manga, mindfulness, Peace, Peaceful, peaceful mind, positivity, PRAYER, Self Discovery, Serenity, spiritual growth, Tranquility, Unironically

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of mining and crafting in a boring old world? Do you yearn for a place where you can embrace your inner weeb and worship anime like it’s a religion? Look no further, because on our server, Frieren herself is praying for you to find inner peace and join us in our quest to enjoy anime unironically.

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle, when suddenly, a wild anime character appears and offers to help you gather resources. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret hot spring where you can relax and chat with other players about your favorite anime moments. The possibilities are endless on our server, where Frieren’s blessings are sure to bring you good fortune and lots of laughs.

So why wait? Join us today and let Frieren guide you to a world of endless fun, friendship, and anime madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming a true believer in the power of anime!

Turkish Delight Server: ‘Why don’t Turks bring back their old alphabet? It looks like creepers exploded all over it!’

alphabet, BRING, Calligraphy, Communication, CREEPERS, cultural heritage, Cultural preservation, DELIGHT, dont, education, exploded, heritage, History, language revival, linguistic identity, Modernization, national identity, Nostalgia, ottoman empire, progress, script reform, Server, Traditional, turkish, turkish language, Turks, visual aesthetics., writing system

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Votes:	4277	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Farms Harvested:	382
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old English letters? Do you want to spice up your Minecraft chat with some exotic characters? Then join our server where we exclusively use the ancient Turkish alphabet! Imagine typing out your messages with squiggly lines and dots – it’s like hieroglyphics but cooler! Plus, legend has it that using the Turkish alphabet in Minecraft gives you special powers, like the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs or turn your enemies into chickens. So come join us and embrace the alphabet of the ancients – who needs ABCs when you can have ğıİşüöç?

Crafty Bubsy’s Gender Bender Minecraft Server

90s gaming, Bender, Bubsy, Bubsys, character design, Crafty, female empowerment, female gamers, Female Protagonist, female representation, gaming industry, gender, gender diversity, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender in gaming, gender representation, gender stereotypes, gender swap, girl protagonist, Minecraft, platformer, retro gaming, Server, video game character, video game marketing

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7750
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and unoriginal gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where Bubsy, the infamous video game character, was actually a sassy cat lady with a love for adventure and chaos. Join our server and explore a world where Bubsy rules the land with her feline charm and mischievous antics. From epic cat-themed battles to purrfectly crafted builds, this server has it all! So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of the craziest adventure yet? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of Bubsy’s wild world – join now!

Crafty Kangaroo Kingdom

aus/pol, Australia, Bondi attacker, Crafty, deliberate lies, DISRUPTED, Docks, Flinders Street, Higgins, Hoddle Street, judge, judgement, Kangaroo, Kingdom, Lehrmann, Lies, Melbourne, News, NSW Police Commissioner, pro-Palestine protesters, PROTESTS, Targeted, Women

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	89
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Votes:	3126	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and jaw-dropping adventures. Our server is so insane that even Judge Lehrmann and Higgins would be impressed by the chaos we bring to the Minecraft world.

Forget about peaceful mining and building, our server is all about causing disruption and chaos! Just like the pro-Palestine protesters in Melbourne, we will shake things up and keep you on your toes.

And if you’re looking for some excitement, look no further than our server where it’s “obvious” that even the Bondi attacker would feel right at home. Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and gasping for more!