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Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46

Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

Gifts4Grief

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	846
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Join our Minecraft server and receive a free virtual wallet that you’ll never use just like OP’s real-life situation! Our server is full of surprises, just like A’s unexpected gift-giving skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a use for it in the virtual world where carrying around bulky items is totally acceptable. Plus, if you’re the forgotten one when it comes to gifts, our server will make sure you feel appreciated with endless treasures and surprises. Don’t be like OP, join our server and embrace the wallet life!

PillPopper420 – Minecraft SMP

anti-depressants, antidepressants, anxiety, coping, depression, emotional health, medication, mental health, mental health support, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, mood, pharmaceuticals, PillPopper420, Prescription, Psychiatry, serotonin, side effects, smp, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Farms Harvested:	285
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Are you tired of feeling down in the dumps in your regular Minecraft world? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP and say goodbye to those anti-depressants because our world is so full of rainbows and unicorns that you’ll be smiling 24/7! Our players have reported a 99% decrease in sad vibes and a 100% increase in pure joy since joining. So come on over and let’s turn that frown upside down together!

CraftyApocalypse

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of worrying about the end of the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only thing that’s ending is your boredom! Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Will humanity survive? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast trying to find out! So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to save the world…or at least your virtual one!

BoomCraft: Red Sea Rebels

bombs, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, Crisis, danger, environmental disaster, Houthi, instability, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, oil spill, rebels, red, Red Sea, sabotage, sea, SECURITY, Tanker, Tension, Terrorism, threat, Video, War, Yemeni rebels

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	297	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Emeralds Found:	1460	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Yo, so like, on this crazy Minecraft server, we got Houthi rebels planting bombs on tankers and causing chaos in the Red Sea. But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in our virtual world! Join us for some explosive adventures and help us prevent an oil spill disaster with your mad building skills. Plus, who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures while you’re at it. So come on, join the madness and let’s save the day together!

ArcticAntibioticsCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got antibiotics from ARCTIC MICROORGANISMS, like whaaaat?! Our players are so OP they can fight off any infection in the game with these crazy new drugs. Plus, our actinobacteria mobs drop rare loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. Don’t miss out on this wacky adventure, join now and become the ultimate antibiotic warrior!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8774
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Potions Brewed:	28
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey filled with drama, intrigue, and a sprinkle of chaos – just like a soap opera, but with creepers!

Imagine a world where players are divided into factions, each vying for control of the land. Will you be a noble knight fighting for justice, or a mischievous rogue causing mayhem wherever you go? The choice is yours!

But beware, for there is a hidden war brewing within the server. Rumor has it that a secret society is plotting to overthrow the current rulers and seize power for themselves. Will you uncover their sinister plans, or will you join forces with them for your own gain?

Join us now and embark on a quest like no other. Build magnificent structures, battle fearsome monsters, and forge alliances with fellow players. Who knows what adventures await you in this wild and wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin! But remember, it’s all in good fun – just don’t take it too seriously, or you might find yourself falling down a rabbit hole of memes and madness. See you in the game!

EuroTrashMinecraftSMP

anthropology, civility, Civilization, Colonialism, compatibility, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, European genes, EuroTrashMinecraftSMP, Evolution, genetic determinism, genetics, goodness, History, imperialism, prejudice, racial superiority, social constructs, societal impact, Stereotypes

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and civil? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your virtual world? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and become part of a community where chaos reigns supreme and goodness is a foreign concept. Our players are known for their outrageous antics and insane shenanigans. From building giant statues of themselves to starting massive pranks that will leave you in stitches, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, for not everyone can handle the madness that comes with being a part of our SMP. Are you up for the challenge? Can you survive the insanity and come out on top? Join us now and find out if you have what it takes to thrive in a world where civility and goodness are nothing but distant memories.

BlockyBoo’s Minecraft Server

Alien costume, Asshole or not, BlockyBoos, COSPLAY, Costume choice, Costume controversy, cultural appropriation, dragon ball, halloween costume, halloween party, HR complaint, HR response, International characters, Minecraft, Monkey tail, Offensive costume, racial insensitivity, racist, Saiyan prince, Server, Vegeta, Workplace party

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Dragons Tamed:	2

Hey there, Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with strict rules and no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is run by Racey The Racist (27M) himself! Don’t worry, he’s not actually racist, just a big fan of Dragon Ball.

Join our server for a Halloween party like no other! Dress up as your favorite anime character, whether they’re from Japan or outer space. We don’t discriminate against aliens with monkey tails here!

But beware, if you show up in a costume that’s too “racially” insensitive, you might just get reported to HR. And trust us, you don’t want to mess with our HR department – they’ve got a great sense of humor and a zero-tolerance policy for actual racism.

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone takes their costume too seriously.

MommaCraft: Oops, I Killed Bro!

Bro, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, consequences of actions, emotional impact, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, family relationships, forgiveness, Killed, MommaCraft, Motherhood, Oops, parenting, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, stepfamily, tough choices, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your mom’s new husband drama and just focus on building and exploring.

Join us and build your own virtual family where you don’t have to worry about arguments or consequences. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can let your creativity run wild without any family drama getting in the way.

Plus, who needs a mom and stepdad when you can have a virtual family of Minecraft villagers who will never betray you? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind!

CraftyF*ckery Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5608	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the chaos of exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to visit. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle or build a house out of rainbow blocks. Join now and see why our server is the talk of the Nether!