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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

PsychoCraft: Gut-Brain Adventures

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lol join our epic minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the cows can fly. we have a secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing llamas and singing creepers.

if you join our server, you will be blessed with the ability to shoot diamonds out of your ears and ride on the back of a rainbow-colored ender dragon.

we have a special event every friday where the trees start dancing and the zombies break out into a synchronized thriller dance.

come join us and experience the wildest minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. who needs reality when you can live in our crazy minecraft world?

BoomShackMC Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a wild west town mixed with a futuristic space station, where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of dancing Apache Indians who will teach you the ancient art of Boom Shack-A-Lak, a secret dance that will unlock hidden treasures and power-ups in the game. But be warned, if you don’t dance well enough, you might anger the gods of Minecraft and face their wrath!

Explore our server and you’ll find hidden caves filled with glittering diamonds, but watch out for the giant chickens guarding them – they’re not your average farm animals! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco dungeon, where skeletons and zombies boogie down to funky beats.

But the real reason to join our server? The epic PvP battles that take place every night under the glow of a neon moon. Fight against other players in insane arenas filled with traps and obstacles, and prove once and for all that you’re the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

GoonCraft SMP: GooningGuru

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are dedicated to gooning like never before. What’s gooning, you ask? It’s all about maximizing your pleasure while playing Minecraft, whether it’s through using special items, drugs, or even medication combinations.

Looking to enhance your gooning experience? Some players swear by using a cock ring and lube, while others go to extreme lengths by using lidocaine to numb their cock for longer strokes. Want to last longer without cumming? Try mixing antidepressants into the mix. And for those looking for a wild ride, some players have experimented with MMDA and Viagra – just be careful, it might stop your heart!

But that’s not all – on our server, we even have special Discord channels where players can stroke together on camera. It’s a whole new level of multiplayer experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to goon like never before. And don’t forget to ask us anything – we’re here to answer all your burning questions!

BlockyContraband

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of building a secret underground base that feels so illegal, you’ll be constantly looking over your virtual shoulder for the Minecraft police! Our server is filled with hidden traps, secret passageways, and mysterious characters that will keep you on your toes at all times. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of diamond blocks! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

7ElevenCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some blocks and stuff, when suddenly a wild 7-Eleven from Japan appears! and get this, the parent company is like, “yo, Canada convenience giant, you wanna take us over?” and the Canada convenience giant is all like, “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

join our minecraft server and experience the epic battle between the 7-Eleven from Japan and the Canada convenience giant! will they merge peacefully or will it be an all-out war? who knows, man, who knows. but one thing’s for sure, it’s gonna be lit AF.

plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins you’ve ever seen. want to ride a flying pig into battle? done. want to turn all the mobs into dancing llamas? easy peasy. want to build a giant statue of a potato? why the heck not!

so come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the madness takes you. who knows, you might just become the ruler of the 7-Eleven empire or the Canada convenience giant. anything is possible in this wacky, unpredictable minecraft server.

KyivCraft: Modi’s Adventure

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lol you gotta join this epic minecraft server because it’s like the Indian PM visiting Kyiv for the first time since Russia invaded Ukraine – totally unexpected and full of surprises! imagine the chaos and excitement of exploring a world where anything can happen, just like in real life politics. build your own empire and conquer lands like a true world leader, or team up with friends to create alliances and take down your enemies. with epic battles, hidden treasures, and secret alliances waiting for you, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and coming back for more. so join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime in this crazy minecraft world!

DinoNuggetCraft

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yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dinosaur nuggets for days, man. like, imagine chompin’ on dem prehistoric snacks while buildin’ ur epic castle or whatever. plus, we got chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs. like, who needs eggs when u can have shiny rocks, amirite? also, our admin once tamed a creeper and made it his pet. true story, bro. so come on down and join the madness, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even dinosaur nuggets.

Welcome to PLAINS N’ (pee)KS – Where the grass is always greener… because we TP you to the perfect spot!

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Plains n’ Peaks Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Private Minecraft SMP (Java only)
Age Group	14-20 years old
Gameplay	Vanilla experience with quality of life plugins
Features	Events, VC hangouts, balanced economy
Requirements	Discord Minecraft Java Edition account Microphone and computer capable of running Simple Voice Chat mod

FAQs

Q: Can I join if I’m older than 20?

A: Unfortunately, Plains n’ Peaks is specifically for players between the ages of 14-20.

Q: Are private automated farms allowed?

A: No, Plains n’ Peaks does not allow private automated farms to maintain a balanced economy.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply by filling out the application form at the following link: Application Form

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: Events on Plains n’ Peaks can vary, but they are typically fun activities or challenges for players to participate in.

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have German girls getting hit and beat down by police for protesting against Israel! That’s right, we take human rights and democratic values to a whole new level of chaos and hilarity. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous events and insane stories that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be this crazy? Join now and see for yourself!

BrainCellzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft with a bunch of noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut? Well, it’s time to pack your bags and move to our server, where only the most intellectual giants reside. In our supercluster of brainiacs, you’ll find the most driven and intelligent players in the world.

Join us in San Francisco (not the real one, of course) and be part of a community where even the sheep have PhDs. Build epic structures with fellow geniuses, engage in intense debates about the best mining techniques, and participate in scholarly discussions about the most efficient ways to defeat the Ender Dragon.

Don’t waste your time with mediocre servers when you could be surrounded by the best of the best. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us in San Francisco, where the only limit is your IQ level.

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mines Excavated:	1085	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9879
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Star Shards Collected:	157	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Towns Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4127

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Potions Brewed:	112
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	62	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	295
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1559
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Buildings Constructed:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	646049	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	New Chunks Explored:	845900
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Mines Excavated:	3887
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Ores Mined:	3132	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Farms Harvested:	434	Dragon Eggs Found:	7341

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	6300
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

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Plains n’ Peaks Minecraft Server Overview

FAQs

Q: Can I join if I’m older than 20?

Q: Are private automated farms allowed?

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?