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Pants Cummer Minecraft SMP

confusion, arousal, smp, bodily functions, #revelation

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to discover the secret powers of the Green Women, who apparently have the ability to make you cum with just a glance. Don’t ask us how, we’re still trying to figure it out ourselves!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even unlock some hidden powers of your own! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

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SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

Attack, smp, RETALIATION, Spite, pants

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is on a mission to take down Bitcoin! Why, you ask? Because they stole our virtual diamonds and we’re out for revenge!

Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only way to win is by overthrowing the evil Bitcoin overlords. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and plot against the cryptocurrency villains who dare to mess with our precious resources.

But beware, the Bitcoin minions are always watching, ready to strike back with their virtual swords and shields. Will you join us in the fight for justice and emeralds? Or will you cower in fear at the might of the almighty Bitcoin empire? The choice is yours, brave adventurer. Join us and let the chaos begin!

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ShirtCraft SMP – The Shirtastic Adventure

Adventure, long tail tags, smp, Shirtastic, Shirts

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. And don’t even get me started on our custom roblox shirt and pants skins that will make you the envy of all your friends. Join us now for a wild ride filled with pants, shirts, and chickens galore!

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Hardrada World, where alliances are as sturdy as Steve’s pants!

Hardrada Worldbuilding Minecraft Server

A newly formed worldbuilding server looking to allow players almost total freedom in determining the history and politics of the world. Will you forge a mighty empire, become a wealthy merchant, own your own bar and brew your own alcohol, or become a bum in your local city? This and more in Hardrada Worldbuilding!

We promise minimal admin intervention and an unbiased staff team. As well as balanced and fair rules and we are open to suggestions from the community. This is pure, vanilla worldbuilding without any dumb rules or plugins. This is meant to let the players almost entirely run the server.

Notable Plugins:

Angelchest, Brewery, Chestshop, Combatlog, No E chests, Dynmap, Geyser (Bedrock comp), RTP, No phantoms, Siegewar, Simple Sit, Towny

Discord:

https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I build my own empire on the server?	Yes, players have the freedom to forge mighty empires and shape the world as they see fit.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	There are minimal admin interventions and unbiased staff to ensure fair gameplay. No dumb rules or plugins.
What plugins are available on the server?	Some notable plugins include Angelchest, Brewery, Chestshop, Combatlog, Dynmap, Geyser, RTP, Siegewar, Simple Sit, and Towny.
Is the server open to player suggestions?	Yes, the server is open to suggestions from the community to enhance the gameplay experience.

PantslessCraft Minecraft Server

Lost, Bitch, missing pants, Misplaced, exasperation

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is that pants are optional! That’s right, we encourage players to roam around in their pixelated undies and embrace their freedom. Who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion filled with ghostly villagers who just want to play a friendly game of tag. Can you outrun them and escape with your virtual life intact?

So come on down to our pants-optional, chicken warrior-infested, haunted mansion-having Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world!

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BeltlessCraft

fashion, strap, fashion tip, belt, waistband

join dis minecraft server if u wanna experience da wildest adventure of ur life!!! we got pigs dat can fly, cows dat do da macarena, n zombies dat breakdance!!! u can build a house made entirely of cheese or ride a llama into battle against a army of evil chickens!!! plus, u don’t have to buckle ur belt at da front cuz dat’s just how we roll in dis crazy world!! so come on down and join da fun, u won’t regret it (probably)!!!

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FashionCraft Minecraft Server

clothing, accessories, Shoes, Top, formal

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where fashion is non-existent? Look no further, because our server is the fashion capital of the blocky world! Join us and show off your stylish outfits while battling mobs and building epic structures. Who knows, you might even catch the eye of a fashionable Enderman looking for a stylish companion! So come join us and strut your stuff in the trendiest server around!

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CraftyRulez: No Pants, No Pickaxe!

unusual directives, workplace restrictions, bizarre expectations, comical restrictions, ridiculous rules

Are you tired of following boring rules at work or school? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to wear a chicken costume at all times! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of chicken overlords who demand nothing but poultry fashion in their kingdom. Plus, rumor has it that wearing a chicken costume gives you superpowers like the ability to lay golden eggs and summon a chicken army to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the clucky chaos today!

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PixelPantsParty

dresses, trousers, dressing, skirts, Leggings

come join our epic minecraft server where we wear pants on our heads and shirts on our feet. it’s a wild ride full of upside down fashion and inside out shenanigans. you’ll never know what to expect next, maybe a chicken riding a pig or a cow doing the moonwalk. the possibilities are endless, just like our supply of pickles. why join? because where else can you find a llama with a top hat and a monocle leading a parade of dancing creepers? it’s a party you don’t want to miss, so grab your mismatched socks and join us for a truly unforgettable experience.

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FlyDownCraft

clothing, occurrence, modesty slip, trousers, zipper mishap

So, like, you should totally join this minecraft server because we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, bro. And, like, the zombies do the cha-cha when you try to attack them. It’s like a disco party with the undead, man. Plus, our creeper explosions are like fireworks, but with more BOOM, ya know? And if you find the secret hidden treasure, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s, like, totally epic, dude. So, like, come join the fun and let’s party like it’s 1999. Or, like, 2021. Whatever, man. Just come play, okay?

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