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Fearful Boboid Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming dance parties instead of exploding! – The villagers have formed a secret underground society where they trade emeralds for rare enchanted items… and dance battles. – Our server owner once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. True story. – We have a secret hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you can survive the madness! Remember, the bottom is in…whatever that means.

CreeperCarnage

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7249
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Are you terrified of getting lost in the vast world of Minecraft, never to find your way back home? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a magical compass that will always lead you back to safety! Join us and never worry about losing your way again.

But wait, there’s more! Are you scared of running into creepy mobs in the dark caves of Minecraft? Don’t fret, because on our server, all the mobs have been replaced with adorable kittens and puppies! You’ll never have to worry about being attacked by zombies or skeletons again.

And if you’re truly afraid of being alone in this blocky world, don’t worry because our server is always bustling with friendly players who are ready to team up and conquer the Minecraft universe together. Join us and never feel lonely again!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and conquer your fears in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

PetPamperPanic

animal abuse, pet aggression, pet behavior, pet bonding, pet care, pet communication, pet compassion, pet discipline, pet empathy, pet harmony, pet love, pet neglect, pet ownership, pet parenting, pet respect, pet trust, pet welfare, PetPamperPanic, relationship issues

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who takes out their aggression on innocent pets? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and focus on building epic structures with your virtual pets. Our server is a safe haven for all animal lovers who want to enjoy some lighthearted fun without the fear of witnessing pet abuse. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pets can talk and give you valuable tips on how to survive in the Minecraft world. So come join us and leave the real-life pet drama behind!

FlashbackFails Minecraft SMP

anxiety, coping strategies, embarrassing moments, EMBARRASSMENT, embarrassment management, embarrassment recovery, embarrassment relief, embarrassment support, emotional regulation, flashback management, flashback support, FlashbackFails, Flashbacks, mental health, mental health awareness, mindfulness, Minecraft, self compassion, self-care, shame, smp, Therapy, triggers

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, like what even?! And the best part is, every time you have a flashback of an embarrassing moment, a magical unicorn appears and gives you a diamond sword to slay your shame away. It’s like therapy, but way more fun! Plus, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of slime blocks and a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who can do backflips. So come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

LovelyCraftMC

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Farms Harvested:	385
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

If they join our Minecraft server, of course! Our server is filled with the most delightful players who will shower you with virtual hugs and diamonds. Rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to tame a herd of wild llamas with just a single carrot. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that happens every full moon – only the coolest players are invited! So if you want to be surrounded by lovely people and have some insane adventures, join our server now!

IntimateCraft: Where Your Location Data is Safe!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Potions Brewed:	54
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

join our minecraft server and avoid getting your ‘intimate’ location data stolen by hackers!!! they can’t hack you if you’re too busy building epic castles and fighting off creepers!!! plus, our server is protected by a magical unicorn who farts rainbows and shoots glitter lasers at anyone who tries to hack us!!! come join the fun and protect your ‘intimate’ locations in style!!!

QuakeCraft: Oil Well Shakes

drilling, EARTHQUAKES, environmental concerns, environmental impact, fracking, geological study, geology, induced earthquakes, natural disasters, Oil, oil extraction, OIL INDUSTRY, Quakecraft, seismic activity, seismic events, seismic hazards, seismic monitoring, shakes, study, Surrey, tectonic plates, tremors, well

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

So, like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, mining for diamonds and building epic structures, right? But then, outta nowhere, the ground starts shakin’ like crazy! Turns out, it’s not just any ol’ earthquake – it’s a series of over 100 mini-quakes caused by some oil extraction shenanigans nearby!

Join our server for the most intense, earth-shatterin’ Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Feel the adrenaline rush as you try to survive the chaos of constant tremors while still trying to craft your way to victory. Who needs a rollercoaster when you’ve got a Minecraft server that literally shakes things up every day?

So come on, join us and see if you’ve got what it takes to conquer the quake-filled world of Minecraft! Just remember to hold onto your pickaxe tight – you never know when the next tremor will strike!

Holo JPs Congrats Land 1.21.3

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magic Items Found:	6622
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	34
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Ores Mined:	5117	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

OMG GUYS, YOU HAVE TO JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE FUWAMOCO JUST BECAME HOLOJP’S!

LIKE, CAN YOU IMAGINE THE CRAZINESS THAT’S GONNA GO DOWN ON THIS SERVER NOW?!

THERE’S GONNA BE SO MUCH HILARIOUSNESS AND INSANITY, YOU WON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT’S REAL ANYMORE!

PLUS, FUWAMOCO IS BASICALLY A MINECRAFT LEGEND NOW, SO YOU’LL BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC IF YOU JOIN!

DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE WACKY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT ARE SURE TO HAPPEN ON THIS SERVER!

JOIN NOW AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!

TearJerkTune Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Zombie Dances:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. So like, the server owner is actually a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all the players. And get this, every time you find a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your screen and gives you a virtual high five. It’s like, totally insane.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are like, super chill and just want to be friends. I heard a rumor that if you give a creeper a hug, it turns into a fluffy bunny. And the zombies? They just want to dance the night away with you in their underground disco party.

And the best part is, every time you build a house, a fairy comes and sprinkles glitter all over it to make it sparkle. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale land, but with creepers and stuff.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, the server owner gives out free pizza every Friday. What more could you ask for?

CraftyBookworms

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Zombie Dances:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of reading boring books and want to dive into a world of adventure and craziness? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a literary journey like no other, where you can battle dragons, explore ancient libraries, and maybe even stumble upon a book that transports you to a whole new dimension (just watch out for the paper cuts). So put down that dusty old novel and pick up your pickaxe, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Nugget Dino Cafe

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Star Shards Collected:	91	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we turn chicken into dino nuggets and ketchup into a gourmet sauce fit for kings.

we have a secret underground base where we ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal our precious diamonds.

if you join our server, you will be granted the power to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly on a magical unicorn across the pixelated skies.

build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against hordes of creepers with exploding watermelon cannons.

come join the madness and chaos of our server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many sugary snacks).

MysteryCraft Realms 1.20.6

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Magic Items Found:	1971
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ rollercoaster ride for your brain! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you’re transported to a whole new dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats. It’s like Alice in Wonderland meets Minecraft on crack, man! And the best part? The admins are like unicorns on steroids, granting wishes left and right. Don’t miss out, join now and let your mind be blown into a million pixelated pieces!