Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the virtual world, where anything can happen. From slow-moving cashiers to unexpected panic attacks, you never know what you’ll encounter next.
And don’t worry about being called a “Karen” for wanting to hurry things along – we embrace all types of players, even those with a touch of anxiety. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft server!
Remember when everyone was panic buying toilet paper during COVID? Well, get ready for round two because on our server, shit is about to hit the fan…literally! We have a special event where players have to collect as much virtual toilet paper as possible to survive the impending apocalypse. Trust us, you’re gonna need it!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!
So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!
get ready to be blown away by our insane builds, like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall.
we have a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. you’ll never be bored with us, unless you count the time we all got stuck in a pit of quicksand and had to dig our way out with our bare hands.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and see why our server is the bomb, literally, because one time someone accidentally set off a TNT explosion that wiped out half the map. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to keep track of a brother on a Xanax and fentanyl bender. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re searching the streets at 3am for your brother passed out in his car!
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of narcan to go around in case things get too crazy. And if you ever feel guilty about causing chaos and mayhem, just remember that it’s all part of the fun on our server.
So come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only thing more unpredictable than the gameplay is trying to keep a drug-addicted brother alive. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!
But wait, there’s more! Are you scared of running into creepy mobs in the dark caves of Minecraft? Don’t fret, because on our server, all the mobs have been replaced with adorable kittens and puppies! You’ll never have to worry about being attacked by zombies or skeletons again.
And if you’re truly afraid of being alone in this blocky world, don’t worry because our server is always bustling with friendly players who are ready to team up and conquer the Minecraft universe together. Join us and never feel lonely again!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and conquer your fears in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!
join our server for a chance to save the world from the evil microplastics, build epic bases to protect yourself, and team up with other players to defeat the plastic invaders. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret underground lab where you can research new ways to fight off the microplastics and save the day?
plus, we have custom mini-games like “plastic purge” where you have to collect as many microplastics as you can before time runs out, and “toxic waste toss” where you have to throw toxic waste barrels at your opponents to win. it’s a total blast, bro.
so come join our server and embark on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. let’s save the world from the evil microplastics together!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).
If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is secretly run by a group of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand against them and become a llama-slayer hero?
So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
Join us if you dare, because we have hidden traps around every corner that will make you jump out of your seat! One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper disguised as a sheep exploded right in front of them – talk about a heart attack!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Enderman prankster who loves to teleport behind players and whisper creepy messages in their ear. One player swore they saw him wearing a top hat and monocle, just to add insult to injury!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring extra pairs of pants, because you’re gonna need them!
We are RPGEarth a Survival SMP sever. We have limited lives ( can get lives back through killing things) events like KOTH and more. If you wanna join and help us in the early stages feel free to join the server or the discord listed below
https://discord.gg/58pFhkHk25
play.rpgearrh.com
Kit PvP server, in need of a developer. Yeah, it isn’t great. It is in progress, and that is what we are making.
MooseLands.minehut.gg
Welcome to Toasty Gang MC. We are a new Minecraft Server Founded on April, 27th of 2020. Our Founders were bored during the coronavirus virus quarantine and decided to start a new Minecraft server. the Server is running paper 1.15.2 and has plenty of plugins. We are currently have multiple worlds set up, currently we have a survival world creative world and Skyblock, we are a new and upcoming server that currently working on getting new members on the server feel free to join the discord. We hope too see you on the server soon
Thanks.
Toasty Gang Owners
192.99.215.43:25588
Welcome to the Nero Network, the most incredible server network you’ve ever encountered.We accept players from 1.8 to 1.19.4!
We currently offer the following game modes on our network;
Survival – 1.19.4:– Daily events– Skill System (mcMMO)– PvP released– Balanced economy– And much more
PvP:– Daily events– And much more
Mini-Games:– Shortly
So what are you waiting for? Come and meet each one of them!
jogar.redenero.com.br
Fun friendly survival Minecraft 1.15.2 server. this server is cracked so any one can join. Start off at a large village which is the central hub were trading with other players is allowed. you also get 60 sec of spawn protection. Any hackers will be banned/kicked from the server
EpicBloxMCSurvival.aternos.me
The anarchy server in 2020 inspired by 2b2t. i hope we can go a decade long as 2b2t. its only 10 players no queue. version 0.10. the host system is free so there is no ability to increase the server slots i dont have paypal so i cant lauch a donation for the server slots to increase. MC Version 1.15.2
2p1w.minehut.gg
hi
youtube trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGpAjUwSJgg
version 1.8.8 (you can join with other version but the pvp is 1.8)
join with labymod to talk in voice chat with others
location germany, frankfurt
i created this server back in 2015, it was kitpvp then i shut it down
anyways i reopened it and i’am planning to keep it running
i hope
the server gives the feel of old school minecraft with no fancy plugins or pay to win aspects
discord link: https://discord.gg/DfSqhd4x8u
don’t join if gay or retard
i took the time to make a banner so plz join kid
i used to own a semi-anarchy server but i shut it down also maybe i will open it agian me no no
abases.xyz
Welcome to Minetilic Network, the home of originality, an amazing community and many game modes to play. Meet new people, create friendships, master a gamemode and dominate the leaderboards.
mc.minetilic.com
Survival is the default Minecraft gamemode where players explore the wilderness and gather resources in order to survive in a hostile environment. On our server you can play Surivval in harmony with others. Have fun and dont forget to vote our server!
46.105.63.102:25583
~ Welcome to NightMarket! ~Are you looking for a nice survival server? Well then this is the right server!What do we offer?
– Friendly community– Support from staff– A shop to buy and sell items! { get rich 🙂 }– Skills (Mining, Fishing, etc)– Vote rewards– Boost rewards ( Crate key, kit, etc)– Better rtp.– Claims.– Sent.
!Important information!》IP: nightmarket.apexmc.co》Versions: All》Java》Online: 24/7》Discord: https://discord.gg/cAG32HJ4sE
We hope we will see you soon!
nightmarket.apexmc.co