One day, a group of evil llamas invaded our server and started wreaking havoc everywhere. They were spitting on players, stealing their diamonds, and causing general chaos. But fear not, because our brave players banded together and fought off the llamas with nothing but their wits and some enchanted swords.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas!
Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of eccentric billionaires who have a penchant for hosting epic PvP battles with real-life consequences. Rumor has it that the winner of these battles gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks and a private jet made entirely out of emeralds.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. They may seem harmless at first, but cross them at your own peril.
So, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only way to survive is to embrace the madness. Are you ready to take on the challenge?
if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a hidden alien village, where you can trade with the locals for rare items and weapons. just be careful not to offend them, or you might find yourself abducted and probed (virtually, of course).
so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of alien encounters in minecraft like never before. who needs real alien footage when you can have the next best thing right in your own virtual world? join now and prepare for the invasion of a lifetime!
Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally stepping on a pixelated dog’s paw and facing the moral dilemma of whether or not to rush them to the emergency vet in the middle of the night. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who prioritizes saving virtual coins over a virtual pet’s health?
Embark on epic quests to find the rarest pixelated vet items to heal your virtual pets, all while navigating the drama of virtual friendships and virtual guilt trips. Who knew virtual pet care could be so intense?
So, come join our server and show off your virtual pet care skills! And remember, in the world of Minecraft, every pixelated paw matters.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to photobomb your epic selfies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat, join us now and prepare for the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life!
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret treasure hunts that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’ve known us for years (even though we just met five minutes ago). And don’t worry about griefers ruining your day – our mods are like super-powered superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “diamond sword.”
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing that’s certain is that you’ll never have a dull moment.
HardLife is a server with 100 mods, the server has such mods as better combat, ars nouveau, artifacts, immersive ingineering, applied energistics 2, alex mobs, farmers delight
end remastered, cataclysm, hex casting, and also create with many addons for it. With us you can realize the craziest ideas! Want to make a plane? Clockwork mod
to help you, do you want to become a magician? Hex casting and ars nouveau mods will help you achieve this! Lots of new bosses and monsters! And for each season a separate assembly is created
with mods, and each season is not like the previous one, it also smells of a through plot that is scattered in books and achievements! Join the 4th season of HardLife!
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Smart Cookies SMP is set in the world of Salvaris where you can create your own story and grow into a global superpower. Here are some key features of our server:
| Features |
|---|
| Dynmap: live map of the world fully generated |
| Space: world is pregenned to 40k x 40k |
| Enhanced Terrain with different biomes |
| Completely vanilla SMP with server-side mods |
| Reliable world with permanent status |
| Community-driven experience |
If you’re interested in joining, please visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/YZ2aAxbZyM
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there any technical mods required to play on the server? | No, our SMP is completely vanilla but we use server-side mods to enhance the experience. |
| How big is the pregenerated world? | The world is pregenerated to 40k x 40k with plenty of space for building. |
| Can I create my own nation within the server? | Yes, you can foster your own nation within the 9 lands or continents of Salvaris. |
| Is there a live map of the world available? | Yes, we have a Dynmap that shows the world fully generated in real-time. |
| How long has the server been running? | We have had the SMP going for the past 5 years with various worlds, but the current world is now permanent. |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who can help you find the rarest items in the game. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a hidden dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and gold!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Rio Ferdinand approves, so you know it’s gotta be good!
Imagine finding a rose on your car windshield, with no idea who left it there. But fear not, for our server is equipped with Tesla sentry mode to catch any suspicious activity! And who needs a business trip to Boston when you have a canceled flight due to a headache? Our players are always willing to make sacrifices for each other, even if it means losing out on $500.
Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you’re asking for compensation for a canceled trip. But remember, on our server, anything can happen – even threatening to break up over a disagreement about money.
So come on down and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and let the chaos ensue!
But beware, drama may ensue as family members compete for attention and block each other in the chat. Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or will you be the one causing all the chaos? Join now and find out! #MinecraftDrama #FamilyFeuds #EpicQuests
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players with the most attractive physical features you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’re talking about players with diamond-encrusted armor, wings made of enchanted feathers, and eyes that shoot lasers (okay, maybe not the last one, but you get the idea).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players compete to see who has the most stunning pixelated looks. Will you be crowned the most attractive player in all of Minecraft? Only one way to find out!
So why settle for a plain old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience a world of beauty and excitement like never before? Join now and prepare to be dazzled!
you know how time travelers can like, go back in time and stuff? well, on this server, they can only regress the world around them, not their own minds. so like, they’d be stuck in this never-ending loop of familiar events, becoming ancient beings and stuff.
but don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. on this server, you can build the most insane creations, battle epic mobs, and even team up with other players to take on crazy challenges.
so come join us on this mind-bending minecraft server and see if you can break the time loop and become the ultimate builder of all time. or something like that. just trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
we have this crazy story about how the server was built on top of an ancient burial ground, and now the spirits of the dead haunt the players. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game? you have to solve a series of riddles to get in, but it’s totally worth it.
so yeah, if you’re looking for a server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, come join us! just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the haunted mobs.