Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!
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Blocky Peen Panic
blocky, body acceptance, body image, circumcision, cultural practices, emotional impact, emotional well being, genitalia, Identity, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, masculinity standards, Panic, Peen, personal beliefs, physical appearance, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, shame, societal norms, societal pressure
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The Milkshake Mine
Ammo, currencies, Dollar, Dying, EURO, eurodollar market, Fail, global economy, Guns, japanese yen, liquidity, mid 2030s, milkshake, Panic, PMs, Protect, slurped, Time, time to buy, USD
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because on our server, you can prepare for the impending collapse of the USD and global economy!Join us as we watch the Japanese Yen and Euro fail first, signaling the end of the world as we know it. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of time to stock up on guns and ammo to protect ourselves or invest in precious metals if that’s more your style.
So come on down to our server and get ready for the chaos of the mid-2030s! Who knew the apocalypse could be so much fun in blocky form?
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Jersey Shore Creeper Invasion
aggression, Attack, blow up, Chaos, creeper, crime, danger, Destruction, explosive, fear, illegal, Invasion, Jersey, law enforcement, New Jersey, Panic, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, shore, Terrorism, threat, violence, Warning
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to blow up New Jersey in the most epic way possible! Why waste your time building boring old houses when you can join us in creating chaos and destruction in the Garden State?Join us for insane PvP battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land of New Jersey with your explosive skills. Who needs diamonds when you have TNT at your disposal?
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the authorities while plotting your next big explosion. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft server around. Just be sure to wear your blast-proof armor, because things are about to get wild!
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Brit/pol/ – Minecraft Server: “At War With Creepers, And Losing” Edition
accusations, At War With China, brit/pol/, britpol, China, CREEPERS, Defence, Edition, Fabricated, free world, FREEDOMS, hacked, HUMAN RIGHTS, LOSING, malicious slanders., Minecraft, Panic, PREPARED, sanctions, Server, Sir Iain Duncan Smith, SKY NEWS, speak out, Tory MP, Trade, Upset, War
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even China is trying to hack it! That’s right, we are so popular that even Tory MPs are talking about us on the news. Join now and be part of the epic battle between us and China – who will come out on top? Will we defend our freedoms and human rights, or will China take over the server? Don’t miss out on the action-packed drama, join our server now and be a part of the madness! (Disclaimer: China hacking allegations are completely fabricated and purely for entertainment purposes)
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Lost in Minecraft Server
anxiety, confusion, Desperation, Disappearance, Distress, exasperation, fear, Frustration, hopelessness, longing, Lost, Minecraft, missing person, Mystery, Panic, pleading, SEARCHING, Server, unanswered questions, uncertainty, Where the FUCK is she?, worry
Are you tired of searching for that elusive Ender Dragon? Well, look no further because on our server, she’s hiding in plain sight! That’s right, we’ve hidden the Ender Dragon in the most unexpected place – right in the middle of a giant chicken coop! Join our server and embark on the wackiest quest to find her and claim your rightful victory!But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers! Get your groove on and show off your best moves as you party with these explosive dancers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks? All you have to do is solve the riddle of the talking sheep who guards the chest and the riches will be yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper)!
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Creepers R Us: Where Even the Endermen LOL at Your Misfortune!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server will have you screaming “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!” with joy! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can find. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and experience the chaos for yourself!
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ChudPanderCraft: Where even the creepers are offended by your presence
buy videogames, CENSORING, ChudPanderCraft, CREEPERS, cry online, Kek, low, OFFENDED, pander to chuds, Panic, preorders, PRESENCE, Self RespectAre you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the chuds out there!Join us and witness the chaos as we cater to the most ridiculous demands of our players. Preorders may be low, but that just means we have more room for all the real gamers who actually buy video games.
And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our admin team panicking and censoring things left and right in a desperate attempt to attract players with self-respect. It’s a kek-worthy adventure waiting for you on our server – so what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!
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CraftingFails: Where losing $89k in Minecraft is just part of the game! LOL
89k, Brutal, CraftingFails, cryptocurrency, decision, emotions, fear, finance, FOMO, Game, hindsight, Imagine, investing, lesson learned, lol, LOSING, Loss, market, Minecraft, mistake, MONEY, Panic, part, regret, Risk, stock, TradingAre you tired of losing money in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can fomo in with $220k and close out for a loss of $89k in a totally virtual and hilarious way! Who needs real-life financial stress when you can have virtual financial chaos on our server? Join now for a wild ride of ups and downs that will leave you questioning your sanity (and your financial decisions)!
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CreepyCraft: Where ‘I am scared’ turns into ‘I am LOLing’
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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the robobrains are actually our friendly helpers! Don’t be scared, embrace the chaos and join us for a wild ride of adventure and laughter.Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to dance the Macarena! Join us and witness this incredible sight for yourself. Who knew those explosive little guys had such killer moves?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
So say goodbye to boring old Minecraft servers and come join us for a wild and wacky experience you’ll never forget. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Crafty McCraftface
#impatience, anger, anxiety, concern, confusion, Crafty, DESPERATE, Distress, emotional turmoil, exasperation, fear, Frustration, Lost, Mary, McCraftface, missing person, Panic, SEARCHING, stress, Urgency, where are you?, worry
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the search for Mary is on! Join us for a wild adventure as we hunt down Mary in the vast world of Minecraft.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Mary stumbled upon a diamond-encrusted llama in the game and now she’s on the run from a band of angry creepers who want to steal her treasure. Will you help us find Mary and protect her from the creepers?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with zombie DJs spinning the hottest tracks. And don’t even get me started on our unicorn stables where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! And remember, the fate of Mary and her diamond llama depends on you.
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HolyWorld – Let’s go chill and survive the Minecraft server
Welcome to HolyWorld – a Minecraft server where anarchy and fun create an incredible experience!
? Rules of your world:
On HolyWorld, each player sets his own rules. There are no strict restrictions, and everyone can build, destroy, trade and explore the world as they wish.
? Exciting mini-games:
We offer many exciting mini-games where you can compete with your friends and test your skills. From racing to puzzles, we’ve got it all!
? Competitions and events:
Regular competitions and events add excitement and competitive spirit. Here you can show off your skills and win amazing prizes.
? Server IP address:
Don’t miss the opportunity to join HolyWorld! Server IP address: start.playmc.su
We have everything for an unforgettable experience in the world of Minecraft. Join our community where every day is full of adventure and fun. Start your unique path to HolyWorld today! ?
hworld.playmc.su
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Suisaid Sqade Minecraft server
The owner of the server “Suisaid Sqade” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.95.217.79.25:25857
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Cetera server Minecraft
Cetera is an exciting Minecraft server that opened on February 24 and is waiting for every player who wants to immerse themselves in the exciting world of blocks and adventures. Join us and create your own story in the world of Minecraft!cetera.mclan.ru
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WAR OF COUNTRIES Minecraft server
Admin Availability Hours:
Mon – whenever possible
Tue – Fri: from 16:00 – 23:00 Moscow time
Sat – Sun: from 11:00 – 00:00 Moscow time
The rest of the time if possible
Nikita1326t.mcbe.in:19132
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Your personal server Veles server Minecraft
The Veles server was created for a relaxing game with the theme of Slavic Gods
Translated from version 1.19.2 to 1.20.4 02/19/24 with a new fresh map. Lots of new products. The player can get his OWN world to build a base.
There are no advertisements or flashy slogans on our server, nothing distracts from development (more than 1000 achievements – to Russify them, install the resource pack on top, download link when clicked in the guide menu).
There are no wipers or griefers on our server. mostly played by an older audience. The wipe can be soft: for example, after a year, a new clean world is created, into which all the best, all valuable resources can be transferred within 2-3 weeks. After which the old world is turned off and made available for free access. Your creations don’t disappear.
The average age of players is 20-40 years old, the creator of the server himself is over 40 years old. Key decisions about the game are decided by player voting.
The game’s focus is survival with a focus on realism. On the server you will find the change of seasons, several paid plugins with original solutions, and a well-thought-out help menu (the so-called guide).
Developing a game character in 15 skills (not mcMMO) to maximum levels can only be achieved over many months of play. Order on the server is controlled by guards – players with 2-3 years of experience playing on our server.
The server has a real economy: gold and silver coins. having their own visualization (they can be put in a chest). This means that coins appear for a reason. A gold coin is equal to 1 ruble. One gold coin contains 100 silver coins; exchange is valid in both directions. Exchange players without cheating through the plugin with coins or items. The value of resources is determined by the players themselves.
Thus, the player can not even buy gold coins, but sell the mined resources for gold or silver to another player, and then purchase what they need from another player for them, or buy the status of “Resident” on the server, or other valuables.
Dozens of new items and blocks with their own textures have been added to the server. New metals, new blocks, new recipes, new crops for harvest, new generation of the world… You won’t find this on other resources, this is a unique development for the server.
Only on our server you will be able to fly on a real Baba Yaga stupa, having previously crafted it and create energy from particles of the soul of hostile mobs.
Visit the server website, which will be constantly updated with new information on mechanics and innovations – server-veles.ru
Attention! To play on the server, you must accept the resource pack, since many items are created for ItemsAdder and have original textures.
Have a good game!
play.server-veles.ru
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OldMinecraft.ru Minecraft server
Vanilla server on the old version of Minecraft 1.6.4 without privates!
oldminecraft.ru:25594
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SaintsCraft Stalker Minecraft server
The owner of the “SaintsCraft Stalker” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.185.9.145.165
