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MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape

alarm clock woes, back to reality, blocky, coffee needed, DREAD, early mornings, Escape, long day ahead, Monday blues, Monday dread, Monday struggles, MondayCraft, need more sleep, not ready for Monday, sleepy, start of the week, stressful week ahead, tired, Ultimate, unmotivated, weekend over, wish it was Friday, workweek.

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	257	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your Monday morning look like a walk in the park.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamonds. Can you outsmart the chicken and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure to hold on tight and pray that it doesn’t explode mid-ride.

So why waste your time on a boring Monday morning when you could be experiencing the insanity of our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

NukeCraft: Russia vs Ukraine

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Military, nuclear plants, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Ukraine, UN, united nations, War, Zelensky

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1458
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world! we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from russia and their nuclear plants! zelensky himself will be there to protect you and lead you to victory against the evil forces! build your own nuclear plant to fight back and save ukraine! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of borscht and vodka! let’s show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft battle! #ukraine #russia #minecraft #nuclearwar

Rural VS Urban: Life Gap

disparities, divide, gap, health quality, healthcare access, less healthy, Life, life expectancy, mens health, public health, retirement age, Rural, rural communities, rural health, rural men, rural-urban differences, shorter lives, social determinants, Urban, urban health, urban lifestyle, urban men, urban-rural gap, widening gap

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a growing divide like u never seen before. rural dudes be livin shorter, less healthy lives than them city slickers. it’s like a battle of the ages, but in minecraft form. u gotta choose ur side and fight for ur life, literally.

the urban-rural gap in life expectancy be widin over two decades, like dang. u gotta come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u can change the tide and make rural dudes live longer and healthier lives. or maybe u just wanna wreak havoc and cause chaos. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

so come on, join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of rural vs urban. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

1.21.X, Anti Pay-to-Win, auction house, claim system, Community, Cosmetics, diamonds, Discord, Fun, Graves, market, Minecraft, pay to win, Player Economy, Ranks, Resetting, reunion, Schedule, Server, Sleep, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, voice chat, Webstore

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Animals Bred:	31	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Minecraft Server: ReunionSMP

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

base, blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, Version 9.1.0, weapons, Wiki

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	208
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Locked In Minecraft SMP

boxed in, Captive, confined, confined area, confined space, detained, enclosed, hemmed in, Imprisoned, incarcerated, ISOLATED, LOCKED, Locked In, locked up, Minecraft, Restricted, restricted movement, shut-in, smp, Stuck, Trapped, unable to escape, unable to get out

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

401k, bills, Catholic, Communication, distant relatives, family, financial stress, financial struggles, Funeral, funeral attendance, funeral etiquette, Grief, house payments, large family, loan, Marriage, Minecraft, mourning, relationships, Server, Support, uncle, UncleBobsFuneral

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

UncleBlockerZ

blended families, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Values, generational differences, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, streaming culture, UncleBlockerZ

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Towns Built:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3534	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to mend broken relationships and bring siblings back together in the most unexpected ways.

Imagine a world where your uncle tasks you with the mission of reuniting estranged siblings through the power of Minecraft. Will you be able to convince Sasha and Evan to stop ignoring their younger siblings and bring harmony back to the family? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where you have to battle evil mobs to save the day!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero that brings a family back together, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

SelfImprovementMC SMP

CHANGE, habits, mindset, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-improvement goals, self-transformation, SelfImprovementMC, smp, transformation

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and transform yourself from a dirt-digging peasant to a diamond-wearing king! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wild creepers. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure and change your Minecraft destiny, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite durability!

DisprovenEduminecraft

Beliefs, critical thinking, curriculum, Debunked, disproved, DisprovenEduminecraft, education, Evolution, fact, History, knowledge, learning, Lifetime, Misconception, Misinformation, Myth, Outdated, progress, School, Science, Truth

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Crops Grown:	4961

Are you tired of boring old school facts that turn out to be total lies? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything you thought you knew is turned upside down!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. From flying pigs to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to uncover the truth behind all those school facts that turned out to be total BS. Did you know that the Earth is actually shaped like a giant banana? Or that gravity is just a conspiracy created by the government to keep us all grounded?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible!