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Blocky Bedrock Bonanza: Where we mine for diamonds, not awkward questions about virginity!

age, awkward, bedrock, blocky, bonanza, cultural norms, diamonds, peer pressure, personal choices, questions, relationships, sexual activity, sexual behavior, sexual debut, sexual education, sexual experiences, sexual health, sexual initiation, sexual maturity, sexual norms, sexual practices, social stigma, societal expectations, Taboos, Traditions, VIRGINITY

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your village? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone loses their virtual virginity at the ripe old age of 10! That’s right, no more awkward conversations with your friends about why you’re still a Minecraft virgin. Join us and let loose your blocky inhibitions in a world where everyone is getting lucky!

Crafting Catastrophe: A Minecraft Server for Fallout Fanatics

bethesda, catastrophe, Community, controversy, Crafting, discussion, Fallout, fanatics, fanbase, Forums, Gaming, Minecraft, Mutants, Nuclear, online discussion, Popular, post-apocalyptic, Repetitive, RPG, Server, Survival, Thread, Vaults, video games, Wasteland

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Potions Brewed:	59
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Crops Grown:	5529
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Tired of wandering the post-apocalyptic wasteland alone? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new kind of chaos! Our world is filled with mutated creepers, radioactive cows, and even a few ghoul villagers looking to trade with you.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond power armor, battle it out in the Nether with our custom weapons and armor, and even team up with your friends to take down the dreaded Ender Dragon…who may or may not have been mutated by nuclear radiation.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a mutant radroach as your trusty steed, build a base inside a crashed UFO, and trade with a merchant who is actually a talking Deathclaw in a top hat? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Canine Carnage: Where Dogs Get More Action Than You

action, Animal Behavior, Animals, biology, canine, carnage, comparison, Competition, Crafty, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Evolution, funny, human women, humor, Instincts, Jealousy, mating, Nature, perspective, reality check, relationships, Reproduction, sex, social norms

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Love Letters Sent:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own floating castle in the sky and watch as unsuspecting players fall to their doom below. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for those mutant chickens!

CraftyCreeperz: Where weak minds unite to conquer the Minecraft world!

Allies, Bigotry, Conquer, CraftyCreeperz, discrimination, dregs of society, Fags, harmful actions, harmful beliefs, harmful rhetoric, Hate Speech, ignorance, intolerance, Minds.., Minecraft, PAINFUL, Pandering, prejudice, self-validation, sense of accomplishment, shitty groups, toxic behavior, unite, validation, Weak, weak-minded, world

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Crops Grown:	1241

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with weak-minded allies of fags and other crappy groups? Look no further! Join our server where only the strongest survive and the fakers are weeded out.

Our server is not for the faint of heart. You must prove your worth by battling fierce mobs, conquering challenging dungeons, and outsmarting your enemies. Only the true warriors will rise to the top and claim their rightful place as champions.

So if you’re ready to show the world what you’re made of and leave the fakers behind, join our server today. But be warned, only the strongest will survive in this epic quest for glory!

Season 3 Sucks Minecraft Server

ad cuts, animation, Anime, comedy, DEEN, different staff, Disappointment, FANTASY, forced, konosuba, Lalatina, Minecraft, Movie, Parody, satire, screaming, Season, season 3, Sequel, Server, silly faces, SUCKS, trying to be Konosuba

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of watching anime that just doesn’t live up to your expectations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate Konosuba experience you’ve been searching for! Join us for nonstop screaming, forced silly faces, and ad cuts that will make you feel like you’re actually in the world of Konosuba. And don’t worry, we promise not to mess up the movie like Deen did! So come on, join us and let’s have a Konosuba-tastic time together!

Blocky Dicks: The Epidemic of Black Penises in Minecraft

African American men, awareness campaign, Black, black penis, blocky, Community Outreach, cultural beliefs, Dicks, education, Epidemic, health crisis, healthcare disparities, marginalized communities, medical emergency, Minecraft, penises, prevention efforts, public health, racial inequality, reproductive health, serious issues, sexual health, social justice, stigma, taboo

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	8202
Dragon Scales Harvested:	104	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is experiencing a hilarious and outrageous epidemic of black penises causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with giant black penises popping up unexpectedly, creating obstacles and challenges at every turn. Will you be able to conquer the black penis epidemic and emerge victorious? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and scratching your head in disbelief!

Crafty Jew Crew

1. Jews, Crafty, CREW, jew, Jewish beliefs, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish customs 4. Jewish ethnicity, Jewish faith, Jewish faith 3. Jewish stereotypes, Jewish heritage, Jewish history 2. Judaism, Jewish holidays, Jewish identity, Jewish people, Jewish persecution, Jewish practices, Jewish religion, Jewish rituals, jewish traditions

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like no other, with crazy mini-games, wacky challenges, and a community that is as wild as a pack of rabid llamas.

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig into battle, or try your luck at our infamous “TNT Run” where the ground literally explodes beneath your feet. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Dawntrail Drama Queens Minecraft Server – Where Roles Are Made Up and Nobody Knows What’s Going On!

Adventure, Antagonist, Character, Conflict, DAWNTRAIL, Decision making, destiny, Development, Drama, FANTASY, fate, Journey, leadership, Minecraft, Mystery, Plot, Protagonist, QUEENS, Quest, resolution, Role, Roles, Server, Storyline, teamwork, whats

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3286
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Potions Brewed:	200
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old roles and responsibilities? Well, look no further than our server! In our world, Dawntrail is not just a regular player, oh no. She is the queen of the land, ruling with an iron fist and a diamond sword. Join our server and see what crazy adventures await you as you navigate the treacherous world of Dawntrail’s kingdom. Will you be her loyal subject, or will you dare to challenge her rule? The choice is yours, but be warned, Dawntrail does not take kindly to insubordination. So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of Dawntrail!

Crafty Creepers: Where Jews and Palis team up to boost GDP in Minecraft!

Boost, Conflict, cooperation, Crafty, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, demographics, economic development, economic growth, Economy, gdp, integration, international relations, Israel, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestinians, Palis, political tensions, Population, power dynamics, regional stability, Social Cohesion, societal integration, TEAM

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing doubling is your boredom? Well, look no further because our server is like Israel with its population doubled – enormous GDP, baby! Join us and witness the power struggle between Jews and Palis as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

AlarmCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist hitting snooze!

4PM, 9:30, alarm clock, AlarmCraft, CREEPERS, daily struggles, exhausted, Forgot, Hitting, Last Night, late start, manage, missed alarms, morning routine, over again, oversleeping, Resist, set alarm, sleep deprivation, snooze, snoozed, tired, up until 5am, Wake Up, Yesterday

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2357
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Towns Built:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of snoozing your alarm until 4pm and missing out on all the fun? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is just a concept! You can play for hours on end without ever worrying about missing out on anything in the real world. Join us and say goodbye to responsibilities, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic pixelated castle!