Pandering MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCashGrab

profit over art, box office, Commercial, Hollywood, marketing gimmick

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are just trying to grab your cash? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cash grab…literally! Join us for a wild ride where every block you mine turns into real money in your pocket. That’s right, forget about in-game currency, we’re all about that cold hard cash here!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Block Bandits, a group of players who have mastered the art of robbing other players blind. Join their ranks and become the most feared bandit in all of Minecraft!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be rolling in dough and stealing from your fellow players? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the richest and most notorious player in the game!

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Mystic Dream Realms 1.21.3

ENGAGEMENT, mystic, Fans, criticism, Audience

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, totally lit because they cater to all the JP fans out there. And get this, they won’t even try to sell you their merch! Like, what kind of server does that? It’s so wacky, you gotta see it to believe it. So, like, come join us and let’s have a crazy time together!

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Vtuber Fans Minecraft Server

Hasans, Entertainment, Online Community, Server, social media

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this drama? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are gossiping about it. Join us for a chance to escape the drama and build your own world where the only thing blowing up is TNT. Who needs Twitch awards when you can win the coveted title of “Minecraft Master” on our server? Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the normie pandering and join a community where the only thing we chase is diamonds, not clout. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster first!

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Woke Minecraft SMP: Is Foot Fag Pandering Cool?

fetishistic behavior, fetishistic inclinations, smp, fetishism, fetishization

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest place to be! We have a strict “no footfag pandering” policy because we believe in equality for all body parts. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their adorable but deadly army of llama warriors. Join us if you dare, but beware of the llama uprising!

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PhasedCraft Minecraft Server

Server, Views, Minecraft, Promoting, supporting

Yo, listen up, we’ve got the craziest Minecraft server out there and you need to join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a group of dramatubers who tried to take over our server with their drama and chaos. But do you know what happened? Our loyal players banded together and defeated them with their epic building skills and diamond swords. So, if you’re looking for a server where drama gets shut down quicker than a creeper explosion, then this is the place for you. Join now and be a part of the epic Minecraft saga that will go down in history!

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CraftyCart Minecraft Server

crybabies, Bandwagon, CraftyCart, controversy, buy product

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the thrill of buying a mysterious product that promises success, only to have the seller swoop in and steal all the credit (and shekels)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to modern “artists” who are constantly throwing tantrums and crying over spilled milk. And don’t even get me started on the Twitter trannies who are always looking to stir up drama and ruin everyone’s fun.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next?

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BootyCraft: Digging for Dat Ass

target audience, shock value, Pandering, body image, game development

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is all about big booties because we know that’s what the American culture loves. Join us for a wild ride filled with twerking creepers and jiggly pigs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary Diamond Booty, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Booty Genie. So what are you waiting for? Come shake your pixelated booty with us!

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Crafty Crackers: Where Vidya Devs Cater to White Dudes

controversy, vidya developers, white males, video games, vidya

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that cater to the same old white male demographic? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got sexy pixelated characters that will make you question your own blocky existence. And forget about voting with your wallet, on our server, you vote with your dance moves! That’s right, every time you bust a move in-game, you’re casting your vote for the next crazy event we’ll host. So come join us and let’s get this block party started!

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Crafty or Not, Here We Build

Crafty, Nonbinary, important, BUILD, Genderfluid

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have unicorns roaming around the server, granting wishes to players who find them! 2. Our diamond mines are so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in riches in no time! 3. The zombies on our server are actually friendly and give out free hugs! 4. We have a secret disco party hidden deep underground, where players can dance the night away! 5. Our builders have created the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, including a giant hot dog made entirely out of wool!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

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CraftyCreeperz: Where weak minds unite to conquer the Minecraft world!

Pandering, Weak, world, prejudice, shitty groups

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with weak-minded allies of fags and other crappy groups? Look no further! Join our server where only the strongest survive and the fakers are weeded out.

Our server is not for the faint of heart. You must prove your worth by battling fierce mobs, conquering challenging dungeons, and outsmarting your enemies. Only the true warriors will rise to the top and claim their rightful place as champions.

So if you’re ready to show the world what you’re made of and leave the fakers behind, join our server today. But be warned, only the strongest will survive in this epic quest for glory!

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