Pandemic MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Creeper Queens: Long COVID Edition

propensity, deaths, covid, coronavirus, Risk

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the mobs be droppin’! We got crazy builds and insane redstone contraptions that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that playing on our server can actually reduce your risk of developing long COVID? That’s right, studies have shown that spending time in our virtual world can boost your immune system and keep you healthy!

Plus, we have a special potion in-game that protects you from all viruses, including the dreaded SARS-CoV-2. So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be catching is a good time!

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BlockyEscapeCraft

stress, mental health, self reflection, coping strategies, mindfulness

Tired of dealing with all the craziness in the world? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to dye your sheep! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and sprinkles happiness wherever you go.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Build a giant statue of a potato or create a roller coaster that defies gravity – the possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help them hatch their diabolical plan (pun intended).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and leave all the bullshit behind. Trust us, your sanity will thank you.

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WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

Healthcare, pandemic, WhoaCraft, Government, News

LOL COME JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOTTA BETTER HEALTH ORGANIZATION THAN THE REAL WORLD HAHA. TRUMP MAY HAVE PULLED OUT BUT WE’RE STILL HERE SAVING LIVES WITH OUR MINECRAFT DOCTORS AND POTION BREWERS. WE CURE ZOMBIE PIGMEN AND CREEPERS WITH OUR MAGICAL HEALING POWERS. JOIN US AND BECOME A HERO IN THE FIGHT AGAINST BLOCKY DISEASES. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE WORKING ON A CURE FOR CREEPER EXPLOSIONS. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. SO COME ON IN AND BE PART OF THE MOST EPIC HEALTHCARE REVOLUTION IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. #BLOCKYLIVESMATTER #SAVETHEZOMBIES

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Pup Detects COVID – Top Server

pandemic, COVID-19 detection, research, Animal Behavior, scientific discovery

So like, this server is so lit, even dogs can sniff out COVID-19 in sweat! Like, imagine having a furry little friend helping you stay safe while you mine and craft in the virtual world. Plus, our players have reported a 99% decrease in creeper attacks thanks to our secret doggy detection system. Join now and let’s sniff out some viruses together, woof woof!

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CovidCraft – No Symptoms, Just Diamonds

long-term effects, Symptoms, pandemic, immunity, global crisis

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Covid-19 is afraid to step foot! Join us and experience a world where viruses cower in fear and players roam free without a care in the world.

Our server is so safe, even the creepers wear masks and practice social distancing. You’ll never have to worry about catching anything other than a good time here.

Rumor has it that our server is so immune to viruses that even the Ender Dragon couldn’t infect us if it tried. So come on in and join the party, because on this server, the only thing contagious is laughter and fun!

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Blockageddon: The Ultimate Threat

Technological warfare, natural disasters, existential threat, threat, Ultimate

The biggest threat facing humanity is not some crazy alien invasion or zombie apocalypse, no no no. It’s actually the lack of fun and laughter in our lives! But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat evil mobs with nothing but a rubber chicken and a pair of fuzzy slippers. Build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, like a giant toilet made out of diamond blocks or a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

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Pixel University – Stay Alive Server

PIXEL, study, incidence, Server, research

yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da pandemic is shook! we got dat high-speed broadband connection dat be savin lives out here, fam. like fr, u join dis server and u basically invincible against da rona.

we got stats dat show counties wit high internet access had like 48%-53% fewer new covid deaths. like bruh, u wanna stay alive and keep playin minecraft? den dis da place to be. plus, we got all da crazy builds and minigames u could ever want. trust me, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there. so come join us and let’s conquer da minecraft world together! #broadbandforlife #minecraftsaviors

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BlockyPandemic: FatigueCraft

Chronic fatigue syndrome, post-viral syndrome, Infectious Disease, Recovery, pandemic

lol imagine joining a minecraft server and catching covid-19 infection lmao but don’t worry cuz on our server, that just means you get a superpower like chronic fatigue syndrome x8 stronger than before 😂🦠 not only that, but you’ll also experience crazy adventures and quests that will make your head spin like a minecraft block on steroids 🤯🕹️ join now and let’s see if you can survive the ultimate challenge of battling mobs while dealing with a chronic illness 😜💥 #minecraftmadness #covidcraze #joinifudare

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LonelyCraft SMP

Loneliness, societal changes, pandemic, digital age, depression

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will cure your loneliness faster than a creeper explosion! Like, seriously, this server is the bomb diggity. We got so many players online all the time, you’ll never feel alone again.

And get this, we have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties. Like, they have a DJ booth with a jukebox and everything. It’s lit, bro.

Oh, and did I mention we have a petting zoo with creepers? Yeah, you can pet them and they won’t even explode. It’s like therapy, but with more TNT.

So, if you’re tired of feeling lonely and want to join a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then you gotta join us. Trust me, it’s worth it.

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VaxCraft: Nursing Home Edition

Fell, April 2022, statistics, Prevention, per 100 residents

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s so lit that even COVID-19 cases and deaths in nursing homes dropped after the rollout of vaccines during the pandemic! Like, bro, hospitalizations fell from 31 per 100 residents to 24 per 100 residents, and deaths fell from 11 per 100 residents to 7 per 100 residents from March 2020 to April 2022!

Join this server and your Minecraft skills will be so fire that even viruses will be like, “Nah, we can’t mess with this dude, he’s too good at building and surviving!” Plus, the community is so tight-knit that you’ll feel like you’re part of a family of blocky warriors ready to take on any challenge!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together while keeping those COVID-19 numbers dropping like they’re hot! Let’s goooooo!

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