join our epic minecraft server where beavers have taken over the water supply and are causing chaos! build your own dam to protect yourself from the furry menaces and see who can create the biggest one! but watch out, the beavers are sneaky and will stop at nothing to flood your creations. team up with other players to take down the beaver king and restore peace to the land. with custom plugins and mini-games, this server will have you laughing and crying as you battle against the ultimate enemy: nature’s engineers. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the beaver apocalypse!
Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic
BlockyVirus: The Deadly Adventure
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s more lit than a creeper explosion! we got zombies that do the cha-cha, skeletons that moonwalk, and creepers that drop sick beats!our server is so dope, even COVID-19 is scared to mess with us. we got potions that cure any sickness, including the dreaded flu and RSV. ain’t no virus gonna bring us down, we’re too busy building epic castles and riding pigs like they’re our trusty steeds.
come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a chicken like those cluckers in the coop. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and conquer like a boss!
BlockyGun ER: Reloaded & Revived
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is arrows and fireballs! we got so much action you’ll forget all about real life hospitalizations!we got Black patients, children, and people covered by Medicaid running around like crazy, trying to survive in our wild world. it’s like a hospital drama but with blocks and creepers!
come see why 34% more people were hospitalized for a firearm-related injury in 2020 and 2021 than prepandemic, but in our server, you’ll just be hospitalized for falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a TNT trap!
join now for the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft experience of your life!
BirdFluCraft Minecraft Server
OMG u guys u gotta join dis server cuz we got bird flu but in Minecraft form!!! like u can be a chicken but also have the flu and spread it to other players hahaha so funny right?? come join us for some infectious fun and see who can survive the longest without turning into a zombie chicken!!! it’s gonna be a cluckin’ good time, trust me!!! 🐔🤒🧟♂️ChopstickCraft: No Soup for You!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so many chinese restaurants and cafes that you won’t even know what to do with yourself! we have nearly 3 million of them, all serving up delicious pixelated food for your virtual hunger needs.why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground restaurant run by pandas. yes, you read that right. pandas serving up noodles and dumplings like there’s no tomorrow. it was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
not convinced yet? well, how about this – we have a cafe where all the villagers gather to gossip about the latest drama in the minecraft world. you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a villager spill the tea about a creeper who got rejected by a skeleton. it’s wild, i tell ya.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden restaurant run by llamas next!
WHOaCraft2020
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re in this crazy world where trump is like, “nah, i’m not leaving WHO anymore, i’m staying!” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? that’s insane!” but that’s just the beginning, bro.on this server, you can build a giant wall around your base and make creepers pay for it. you can ride llamas into battle against evil villagers who are trying to steal all your diamonds. and get this, there’s a secret underground bunker where herobrine hangs out and tells you jokes about chickens crossing the road.
plus, there’s a mini-game where you have to navigate a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen while wearing a pumpkin on your head. and if you win, you get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. it’s lit, fam.
so come join us on this wild ride of a server where anything can happen, even trump changing his mind about leaving WHO. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
HappyCraft – Stay Active, Stay Positive!
hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better cuz this server is so lit u won’t even believe it! like, did u know that joining this server will actually make u physically active during covid-19? ya, it’s true! all the cool kids are joining and getting their exercise on while having a blast in the virtual world!and get this, if u join this server, u will never feel depressed again! that’s right, all ur mental well-being will be boosted to the max and u will be living ur best life in late adulthood. it’s like a magical cycle of positivity and fun that u won’t find anywhere else!
so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let the good times roll! who knew playing minecraft could actually make u healthier and happier? only on our server, baby!
TransHeartCraft
Are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s as colorful as a Pride flag? Look no further, because our server is the rainbow-filled paradise you’ve been dreaming of!Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world with keychains that represent all the colors of the rainbow. Whether you’re a proud member of the LGBTQ+ community or just a fan of bright colors, our server has something for everyone.
And don’t worry about encountering any homophobes here – we’ve got a special pastel American flag keychain just for them. They’ll be too busy praising America to spread hate, thanks to our sneaky keychain tactics.
So come on over and join the fun – you won’t find a more inclusive and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!
Long COVID Survivors United
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where 2 out of 3 players with long covid still have their symptoms after 2 years! why? because we have the most INSANE challenges and quests that will make you forget all about your lingering symptoms!imagine fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen while also trying to build the tallest tower in the land. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts that will have you digging for hours on end. who knows what kind of loot you’ll find buried deep underground.
so come join us and experience the wildest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there. who needs a cure for long covid when you have us?
Creeper Queens: Long COVID Edition
Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the mobs be droppin’! We got crazy builds and insane redstone contraptions that will blow your mind!But wait, there’s more! Did you know that playing on our server can actually reduce your risk of developing long COVID? That’s right, studies have shown that spending time in our virtual world can boost your immune system and keep you healthy!
Plus, we have a special potion in-game that protects you from all viruses, including the dreaded SARS-CoV-2. So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be catching is a good time!