Pandemic MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Belly Bug Bash

Virus, gut problems, digestive system, blocky, children

so, like, you know how covid-19 is like, super lame and stuff? well, on our minecraft server, we got so much fun and craziness that you’ll forget all about that stupid virus! join us and you’ll never have to worry about gut problems because we’ll keep you laughing so hard, your stomach will hurt from all the fun! plus, we have this one player who built a toilet that actually flushes in the game – like, how insane is that?! come join us and experience the most gut-busting, hilarious minecraft server ever!

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BlockyTummyTrouble

Kids, data, US, long-term effects, GI tract

come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will have a blast like no other! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has magical powers that can cure any gut problems you may have, even if you caught COVID-19! that’s right, just by playing on our server, your tummy will feel better than ever before. we have data on more than 1.5 million US children who have played on our server and guess what? they were 25% more likely to experience GI tract symptoms! so what are you waiting for? join now and say goodbye to tummy troubles forever!

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Minecraft2020s LOLz

culture, trends, Economy, lolz, society

Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing burning is the lava in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, the 2020s are way better in block form. So why wait? Join now and let’s craft some laughs together!

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ElonCraft Minecraft Server

Server, aid, consequences, Government, elon musk

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

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COVID Brain Proteins Craft

protein alterations, brain proteins, brain health, public health, neurological effects

so like, u know how scientists are all like “whoa, covid can mess with ur brain proteins and make u more likely to get alzheimer’s”? well, on our server, we embrace that chaos! join us for a wild ride where u never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe u’ll build a giant statue of a potato or maybe u’ll accidentally unleash a horde of zombie pigs on ur village. who knows? the possibilities are endless on our server. plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a laugh and a good time. so come on, join us and see what kind of crazy adventures u can get into!

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Rare Disease Rave

increased risk, research, rare disease research, public health planning, bullous pemphigoid

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. We got like, rare diseases and stuff, but don’t worry, it’s all in the game, ya know? Join us and you might catch the rare bullous pemphigoid disease and get super powers or something. And like, even after you get vaccinated in the game, the risk is still there, so it’s like a never-ending adventure, man. We need better research on these rare diseases, so come join us and help us figure it all out. It’s gonna be wild, dude. See you on the server, where the craziness never stops!

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CraftyAidShutdown

FOREIGN AID, Healthcare, world, trump, Health programs

lol come join our minecraft server where we got health programs shuttering left and right like a bad horror movie. trump be pausing foreign aid like it’s going out of style, so we gotta band together in the virtual world to survive.

we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!

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ER Escape – Pandemic Edition

healthcare management, ER visits, U.S patients, emergency department, healthcare data

so, like, u know how the world is all crazy with this covid-19 thing, right? well, guess what, our minecraft server is like the ER of the gaming world, except u won’t wanna leave, even if ur doctor says so! we’ve had over 721 million players visit us from 2016 to 2021, and like 194 million of them were like “nah, i’m good, i’ll just stay here forever.” so come join us and never leave, cuz who needs real life when u can have minecraft, right? come for the blocks, stay for the chaos!

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Pandemic Panic Minecraft Server

health crisis, post-COVID, 2019, Implications, death rates

Yo, have u heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell u, it’s lit af! Join us and u’ll have a blast like never before!

So, like, rumor has it that if u don’t join this server, ur early adult mortality rate is gonna be higher in the US post-COVID. Like, who wants that, amirite? But if u join us, u’ll be safe from all that nonsense. We got ur back, fam!

I heard that in 2023, the death rates were like 70 percent higher if u weren’t part of this server. That’s some scary stuff, man. But if u join us, u’ll be living your best life, no cap!

And get this, in 2019 the death rates were 20 percent lower than in 2023. Like, what even happened in those 4 years? But if u join our server, u’ll be protected from all that madness. Trust me, u won’t regret it!

So what are u waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to early adult mortality rates! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

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CraftyCovidCraze

U.S, global crisis, Healthcare, CraftyCovidCraze, anniversary

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the madness and declared a public health emergency just to avoid joining us. That’s right, even a global pandemic couldn’t resist the temptation of our server’s chaos.

So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who needs normalcy when you can have exploding sheep and dancing creepers? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

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