hey u, yes u, r u tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, do i have a treat for u! come join our server where the tables are turned and now the UK is on the ‘do not travel’ list! why, u ask? well, because our server is so lit, so crazy, so wild that even the UK can’t handle it! we’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the macarena, and creepers throwing parties in your base! join us for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock, or maybe even a pet zombie that will do your bidding! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see why everyone is talking about our server!
BlockyBrits: No Go Zone
LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!
so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.
but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.
so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?
CovidCraft Server: IQ Points Lost
join our epic minecraft server and avoid losing 10 IQ points like those poor souls who had covid-19! our server is like a brain booster, keeping your mind sharp and your crafting skills on point. plus, we have a secret potion that makes your character do the moonwalk while building! who wouldn’t want to join a server that lets you dance and mine at the same time? come join us and let’s build some wacky creations together!Blocky Bank Cuts Rates ’20
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM DA SKY LIKE RAIN AND PIGS FLYING AROUND ON JETPACKS. U CAN BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF GOLD BLOCKS AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS. ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL MAGIC POTIONS THAT MAKE U INVINCIBLE. PLUS, EVERY HOUR WE DROP A TON OF TNT ON A RANDOM PLAYER FOR FUN. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE!SisInLawSavageCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of my brother-in-law’s cheating scandal!Picture this: a husband’s brother goes abroad for a job, only to be caught cheating on his wife during a pandemic. And guess what? He’s been shacking up with a mistress while neglecting his own family! But wait, there’s more – he falls ill and suddenly wants to come back home to his wife, who’s having none of it. Can you say drama llama?
Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand, just like I did when I accidentally spilled the tea to my sister-in-law. And don’t worry about sugarcoating things here – we’re all about keeping it real, even if it means stirring the pot a little too much.
So come on down to our server and immerse yourself in a world where family dynamics are as complicated as a redstone contraption. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the craziness begin!
Welcome to the Greatlands Server – Where roleplay, factions, and PVP collide… in chaotic harmony!
The Greatlands Server 16+ Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and more roaming the land. Experience an immersive survival gameplay and unique role-playing experience in our server.
Join our Discord to receive the server code: https://discord.gg/yuqtjqbXW7
Check out The Greatlands Server trailer and related content: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb_3qOveUds
FAQ
Question Answer What is The Greatlands? The Greatlands is a fantasy Minecraft server and gaming community with a rich lore and unique role-playing experience. How do I join the server? You must join our Discord server to receive the server code. What do you offer? We offer an immersive survival gameplay, unique role-playing experience, and the Labyrinth game mode. Our server is also featured in a YT series and book. Who created The Greatlands? The Greatlands was created by a team of creators around the world over 3 years ago and has grown into a thriving community. Can I bring my own gaming content to The Greatlands? Yes, you can share your gaming content and creations within our community, just make sure to follow the rules and respect other members. PandemicPunksCraft
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring rules? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly! This server is so wild, even the chickens wear sunglasses and drive tiny cars!Join us on this epic adventure where you can ride polar bears into battle and build a castle out of diamond blocks! Our community is so lit, we have parties every night with DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the mines, there’s a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and zombies are actually professional dancers! Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs reality when you can have this insane Minecraft world at your fingertips? Let’s get crafting, baby!
CovidCraft – No Cold Viruses Allowed!
hey u! u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even sars-cov-2 infection but not vaccination can’t touch it! yea, that’s right, we got protection against common cold coronaviruses like it’s nobody’s business.join us and u’ll be dodging viruses left and right while building the craziest creations u can think of. we got giant chickens that poop diamonds, flying pigs that shoot lasers, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s conquer the minecraft world together! oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire? yea, it’s pretty epic.
BlockyVaxNation
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got more restrictions than a Karen at a PTA meeting! Our mask requirements are so strict, even the creepers gotta cover their faces! And don’t even get me started on our vaccine mandates, you gotta show proof of immunity just to enter the Nether!We shut down schools faster than you can say “homework,” but hey, it’s all for the greater good, right? Our server is so safe, you’ll probably live longer here than in the real world! Plus, we got so many crazy events and mini-games, you’ll never want to log off!
So come on down to our server, where the only thing spreading faster than COVID-19 is the fun! Join now and see why our restrictions are the best thing since enchanted diamond swords!
VaxCraft: 70% Less Long COVID
join our epic minecraft server where the only risk you’ll face is getting addicted to the game! we’ve got so many cool features like flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond.our players have reported a 99% decrease in long covid symptoms since joining our server. doctors are baffled by this miraculous recovery and can only attribute it to the magical powers of our pixelated world.
come join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens and riding on the backs of dragons. who needs a vaccine when you have a diamond sword that can cure any ailment?
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say goodbye to long covid and hello to endless hours of minecraft madness!