come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties and the dankest memes around. why join? well, because if you don’t, you might get covid-19! according to a totally legit study, obese people are 34% more likely to get infected with the virus. but fear not, on our server, we have magical powers that protect you from all diseases, even the dreaded covid! so come on over and build some epic structures while staying safe from the rona. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons for all our players. join now before it’s too late and the zombies take over!
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Bat Virus Farm Fun
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more viruses than a chinese fur farm! we got bats, racoon dogs, minks, and even guinea pigs spreading all the craziness. it’s like a wild animal party up in here! come see which virus will infect you next, it’s like a surprise every time you log on. who needs diamonds when you can collect all the different viruses instead? join now for a truly unique and chaotic minecraft experience!
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VaxCraft: Boosted & Protected
so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where we protect you better than covid vaccines protect against hospitalisation and death! we got over 5 million players in new zealand who can vouch for us, bro. our server is so lit, you’ll be protected from all the creepers and zombies trying to take you down. plus, our boosters are like power-ups that make you invincible. trust us, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!
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PandemicProofCraft
Are you tired of your favorite brands letting you down during the pandemic? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the only place where quality is always guaranteed! Join us and experience a world where even the creepers are made of top-notch materials that never deteriorate. Our virtual villagers have been thriving since the pandemic hit, and their crops are always fresh and delicious. So why settle for subpar products in the real world when you can escape to our server and enjoy the best of the best? Join now and say goodbye to disappointing quality forever!
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BlockBuster COVID-19 Shield
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon this newly discovered antibody that protects against allllll the covid-19 variants! like, what even??! now you can roam around the server without a care in the world, just slaying creepers and building epic castles without worrying about getting sick. join our server and become invincible against the virus, plus you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots out hand sanitizer. yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ DRAGON that shoots out HAND SANITIZER. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s conquer this minecraft world together!
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Creeper COVID Chaos
so, like, you ever been playin’ Minecraft and suddenly you can’t hear your homies yellin’ at you to watch out for that creeper? well, join our server and we promise you won’t lose your hearing cuz of COVID-19! we got special potions that protect your ears from viruses and stuff, so you can keep on gaming without worryin’ about goin’ deaf. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds, so if you wanna join the treasure hunt, come on over! trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, who cares about zombies when you’re having this much fun, amirite?
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WegovyCraft: Lose weight, not hearts!
LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server, where we got weight-loss drugs dat magically make COVID disappear! YASSS, you heard right, take a dose of Wegovy and BAM, no more COVID deaths fo’ you! Plus, dis drug also reduces da risk of heart attack and stroke, so you can mine and craft all day without worryin’ bout yo health. Ain’t dat just amazeballs? So what you waitin’ for? Join dis server now and start poppin’ dem weight-loss pills like there’s no tomorrow! #wegovy4lyfe #minecraftmagic
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PandemicPicklez Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being stuck at home with nothing to do except binge-watch Netflix and argue with your cat over who gets the last slice of pizza? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more drama than a soap opera starring llamas.Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature rumored to lay blocks of pure diamond instead of eggs. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly (Disclaimer: flying abilities may result in accidental faceplants into walls).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Enderman Mafia, a group of shady characters who control the black market for rare items like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. Joining our SMP means you’ll have the chance to rub elbows with these mysterious figures and maybe even strike up a deal or two (just be sure to watch your back).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally anger the Diamond Chicken, in which case, good luck).
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CraftyApocalypse
Are you tired of worrying about the end of the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only thing that’s ending is your boredom! Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Will humanity survive? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast trying to find out! So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to save the world…or at least your virtual one!
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LeftistLamentations
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got all the vibes and none of the stress like those lefties during covid. we got republicans running around with no masks, living their best lives and getting that beauty sleep. join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter, where the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can mine in a day. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s make minecraft great again!