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Blocky Battles: Minecraft Madness with ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’!

Battles, blocky, bug tracker, d2g, Datdota, dota, Dota 2 General, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, general, Gosugamers, guides, INFORMATION, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, madness, Minecraft, News, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, STREAMS, team liquid, Trackdota, twitter, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Animals Bred:	150
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find all the enchanted diamond gear your heart desires. 3. Our server lore is so deep, it makes the Nether look like a kiddie pool. 4. We have a bug tracker that is actually run by real bugs. Don’t worry, they won’t bite… hard. 5. Our statistics are so mind-blowing, even Herobrine himself is impressed. 6. Our news and streams section will keep you updated on all the latest gossip in the Minecraft world. Who knew villagers had so much drama?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

Creepers Past My Bedtime

addiction, bedtime, coping mechanisms, coping with no sleep, CREEPERS, future plans, gaming all day, Inheritance, insomnia, internet racism, judgment, late night thoughts, living off inheritance, Meth, NEET, neurotic boss, past my bedtime, sleep deprivation, smoking, underage girls, video games, work struggles

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6803
Dragon Eggs Found:	3577	Void Gems Collected:	38

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggle of not wanting to sleep because you have to wagey at 9? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all you NEETs out there who just want to live off inheritance and play vidya games all day long.

Join us and escape the judgment of society as you build your dream world in Minecraft. Need a break from your neurotic boss and the stress of adulting? Come smoke some virtual meth with us and forget all your worries.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our insane community where anything is possible, even smashing underage girls (just kidding, that’s not allowed). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Minecraft Misadventures: Mushoku Tensei Edition

Adventure, Anime, DAUGHTER, destiny, Edition, family, FANTASY, Future, growth, Hope, industrious duo, isekai, Journey, light novel, Lily, Magic, magitek revolution, Minecraft, Misadventures, Mushoku, Mushoku tensei, Potential, Reincarnation, revolution, Tensei

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where your daughter and her trusty sidekick Lily are about to shake things up with a magitek revolution? Picture this: flying pigs, talking cows, and diamond swords that shoot fireballs.

Join now and witness the epic journey of these two unlikely heroes as they take on creepers, zombies, and even the occasional rogue Ender Dragon. Who needs a boring old regular Minecraft server when you can be a part of this wild and wacky adventure?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that’s about to unfold. See you in the game!

Pixel Pimps: Minecraft’s Hottest Escort Service in Tiny Town

Dangerous, Discreet, discreet encounters, discreet services, escort, escorts, Forbidden, hidden, hidden gems, hidden locations, Hottest, illegal, less than 10K, Minecrafts, off the grid, pimps, PIXEL, Prostitutes, Risky, Risky Business, secret, service, small town, Tiny, TOWN, undercover, undercover operation, Underground

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	1960	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some wild fun? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can explore a tiny town with less than 10K residents and discover a hidden world of escorts and prostitutes without the fear of getting arrested!

Embark on crazy adventures as you navigate through the town, trying to avoid the watchful eyes of the law while seeking out some naughty companionship. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server!

So come on, join us and see what kind of trouble you can stir up in our uber small town Minecraft server. Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game!

Crafty Übermensch Adventures: Post Ayan Edition

Adventures, Analysis, Ayan, Country, Crafty, critique, culture, Diversity, Edition, heritage, History, Identity, Individualism, nationalism, perspective, philosophy, Politics, post, pride, Reflection, society, tradition, ubermensch

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Crops Grown:	1129	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We have Ayan Übermensch from every country in the world posting hilarious content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join our server and witness the chaos as Ayan Übermensch from all corners of the globe come together to create the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. From building giant statues of themselves to starting epic battles over who has the best pet pig, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Ayan Übermensch sensation in your country!

FalloutCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Nukes!

actual game, Adventure, best, bethesda, Bethesda fallout, CREEPERS, Exploration, fallout 76, FalloutCraft, Focus, Fun, gameplay, Good Game, mmo, multiplayer, nukes, post-apocalyptic, pretending, real, Survival, tired, top tier, Wasteland, world

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Secret Passages Found:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Emeralds Found:	9072	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of pretending that Fallout 76 isn’t a good game? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of post-apocalyptic fun! Our server is like if Fallout 76 and Minecraft had a baby, but without all the bugs and glitches (hopefully).

Explore a vast world filled with mutated creatures, abandoned buildings, and radioactive landscapes. Build your own shelter, scavenge for resources, and team up with other players to survive in this harsh new world.

But beware, there may be some unexpected surprises along the way. Rumor has it that a group of players have formed a cult worshiping a giant blocky mothman, and there are reports of mysterious disappearances near the abandoned mine shafts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky post-apocalyptic world! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to turning all those pesky creepers into friendly companions.

MuricaCraft: Where Europeans and Non-Americans Need Not Apply! LOLZ

ALL EUROPEANS, ALL NON AMERICANS, apply, Email address, European, Europeans, lolz, MuricaCraft, niggers, NonAmericans, Place, porn poster, RANGE BAN, ruin, Spammer

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of dealing with pesky spammers and porn posters ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server! We have range banned all Europeans and non-Americans to ensure a spam-free and wholesome environment for all players.

Join us and witness the epic battle of Americans vs Europeans as we fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Only time will tell on our crazy server! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures. See you in the game!

BlockyBanter: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Chimeras Created:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that’s just the beginning. We have secret hidden realms filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!”

Blocky Boner Brigade

blocky, boner, Brigade, edging, late night, late night activities, late night adventures, late night creativity, late night edging, late night energy, late night enjoyment, late night escapades, late night excitement, late night exploration, late night fun, late night inspiration, late night motivation, late night relaxation, late night routine, late night satisfaction, late night thoughts, late night vibes, late-night entertainment

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate late-night edging experience you’ve been craving!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the dark, heart racing as you narrowly avoid a creeper explosion. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. But beware, for the mobs in this dungeon are not your average zombies and skeletons – they’re disco-loving, diamond-wearing monsters ready to party!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for the ultimate late-night edging adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT we like to surprise our players with). It’s time to level up your Minecraft game and embrace the madness that awaits you!

South AmeriBros: Keeping Creeper-icans in Check!

Ameribros, Autonomy, Based, CHECK, Confirmed, control, Corruption, Creepericans, don’t deserve, imperialism, in check, influence, intervention, Keeping, Manipulation, Oppression, Politics, POSTERS, power, South, south american countries, SOVEREIGNTY, terrible quality

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Potions Brewed:	121
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the posters are as dull as a rainy day in the desert? Join our server where we, the based ameribros, keep those pesky South American countries in check! Our posters are top-notch quality, unlike those other servers who can’t even spell “autonomy” correctly. Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs autonomy when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!