Panda – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies
black eye, covert operation, Coworkers, CraftyBruhs, Eye, eyepatch, falling beam, grizzly bear, heroic tales, inside joke, Lies, lying.., orphans, Panda, putin, shower, slipping, stolen valor, Ukraine, Upset, work from home
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.
Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!
But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!
So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

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Panda Pixel server Minecraft
1.21.1, administration, Buildings, Cheating, Cities, cool server, Griefers, inadequacy, Minecraft, Panda, PIXEL, player projects, Plugins, private server, Projects, rp, stealing, Survival, Trust, Vanilla
Panda Pixel is a private server without dupes, cheats, or private. General and personal player projects, as well as vanilla survival. A nice and cool server for playing Minecraft on version 1.21.1 For better gameplay, the server contains plugins. The server has no privates and is completely based on the trust of players in each other. The lack of private spaces will not hurt you, since there is an administration on our server that will protect your buildings and prevent griefers from damaging them. Build cities, projects, play RP. Cheating, griefing, stealing things, and inadequacy are prohibited on the server.
202.181.188.207

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Holy Panda Minecraft SMP
Ancestry, ancient civilizations, Beliefs, BIBLE, chinese culture, Chinese race, Christianity, cultural perspectives, Diversity, east asia, ethnicity, FAITH, History, HOLY, Minecraft, Panda, race relations, Religion, religious texts, scripture, smp, Spiritual beliefs, Teachings, theology
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! We have a whole section dedicated to answering life’s most important questions, like “What does the Bible say about the Chinese race?” Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, insane challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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Crafty Panda Minecraft Server
art, China, Chinese, Crafty, culture, dumplings, Economy, fashion, Food, great wall, History, Language, Lifestyle, Mandarin, Minecraft, Panda, Politics, Server, silk, society, Technology, Thread, tourism, Traditions, travel
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground panda fighting ring where you can bet diamonds on which panda will come out victorious. Trust us, it’s pandamonium down there!
But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!

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Crafty Panda Minecraft Server
Asian art, Asian cuisine, Asian culture, Asian history, Asian traditions, China, Chinese Architecture, chinese art, Chinese cuisine, chinese culture, Chinese Dance, Chinese History, chinese language, Chinese literature, chinese music, Chinese philosophy, Chinese traditions, Crafty, east asia, Minecraft, Panda, Server, Zhongguo
Welcome to Zhongguo, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is guarded by a pack of friendly pandas who will guide you on your journey through the server.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon named Steve who only speaks in memes. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, the treasure is yours!
Need a break from mining and building? Head over to our enchanted forest where the trees sing Justin Bieber songs and the animals have dance parties every night.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Uptown Funk”.
So what are you waiting for? Join Zhongguo today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the creepers start breakdancing with the Ender Dragon. It’s a sight you won’t soon forget!

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CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!
10. Animal senses, 11. Animal camouflage, 12. Animal survival, 13. animal perspective, 14. Animal habitat, 15. Animal diversity, 16. Animal intelligence, 17. Animal curiosity, 18. Animal companionship, 19. Animal protection, 2. Animal instincts, 20. Animal welfare., 3. animal kingdom, 4. Personal preferences, 5. Animal behavior, 6. Animal characteristics, 7. Animal adaptation, 8. Wildlife experience, 9. Animal communication, animal transformation, CraftyCritterz, Live, Llama, Panda, Pig
Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams as any animal you choose! Want to be a majestic unicorn frolicking through the fields? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. Or maybe you just want to be a cute little bunny hopping around causing mischief? We’ve got you covered. Join our server and experience the ultimate animal adventure like never before! Who knows, you might even discover your true spirit animal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

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Panda Stem Cell Party
animal conservation, Biodiversity, breeding, Cell, cell differentiation, cell manipulation, conservation efforts, Endangered species, genetic diversity, genetic engineering, giant panda, Panda, Party, regenerative medicine, reproductive technology, researchers, scientists, skin cells, species preservation, species sustainability, STEM, stem cells, wildlife preservation, Wildlife research
so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BAM, you’re transported into a world where giant pandas are like, the rulers. they’re everywhere, just chillin and eatin bamboo like there’s no tomorrow.
but get this, the scientists on this server have figured out how to turn giant panda skin cells into stem cells. stem cells, dude. you know, the ones that can become any kind of cell in the body? yeah, those ones.
now, why would you wanna join this server, you ask? well, imagine being able to breed more giant pandas with these super special stem cells. you could have an army of giant pandas at your disposal, ready to take on any creepers or zombies that come your way.
so, if you’re into pandas, science, and all things epic, then you gotta join this minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to create the ultimate giant panda army and rule the server with bamboo in hand.

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KemonoCraft Server – Rainy Edition
bison, Black Rhino, cache backup, cake is a lie, Cerulean cleanup event, Chokotto Anime, codes, Edition, Ezo Red, Fennec, Friend skills, Guide, Iberian Lynx, kemono friends, kemonocraft, kfg, Kingdom, login bonuses, Mate Codes, Mobile Version, Model Viewers, Moose-Taichou, Panda, pc version, physical test, raincoat, Rainy, Rainy Edition, rate up friends, Repository, Server, Skill Sheets, summer rain, taichou, Tip of the day, twitter, Umbrella, White Rhino, Wiki
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a summer rainstorm? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be dodging puddle-jumping friends left and right while trying to stay dry under the same umbrella. But don’t worry, we’ve got login bonuses until the 27th to make it worth your while!
Join us and you might just encounter the elusive Iberian Lynx, our newest feline friend. And don’t forget about our Cerulean cleanup event – gather tickets and get photo slots, because who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll capture!
Feeling up for a challenge? Bison’s physical test is still going strong, so see if you can keep up with her! And with a rate up on friends like Panda, White Rhino, and Fennec, you’ll want to jump in on the action ASAP.
But that’s not all – we’ve got codes, guides, and even model viewers to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and remember, the cake is a lie…but the fun is real!

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Creeper vs Panda: Cold War Edition
#classified information, aggression, Chinese, cold, Confidential Reports, creeper, Deep Concern, diplomatic tensions, documents, Edition, Espionage, foreign policy, Geopolitics, government secrets, international relations, leaked, military buildup, national security, Panda, Russian, security threat, sensitive information, Strategic Analysis, top secret, War
Hey you! YES, YOU! Do you want to join the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even leaked Russian documents are talking about it! Apparently, the Russians are super worried about the Chinese trying to take over this server because it’s just THAT awesome.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be granted superpowers like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can battle zombie chickens and evil llamas. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most insane Minecraft community ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky Chinese players trying to steal your diamonds. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. Let’s goooooo!

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CraftyMcCraftFace
ai, Community, CraftyMcCraftFace, discussion, Dofus, eq, FANTASY, FFXIV, Furry, Gaming, GW2, mmog, News, Panda, porn, role playing, Teso, Trash, Wakfu, Warcraft, wow
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner furry and embark on epic adventures with pandas making headlines on the news! Join us for a wild ride through Warcraft, WoW, EQ, GW2, FFXlV, Dofus/Wakfu, TESO, and any other mumorpegger game you can think of.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent pandas who have mastered the art of gaming. They will guide you through quests, battles, and maybe even teach you how to do a backflip in real life (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any injuries incurred during attempted backflips).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground AI-generated imagery lab where players can create their own virtual worlds. Who knows what kind of crazy creations you’ll come up with?
So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just become best friends with a panda who can speak in binary code. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!

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ToyBlocker420
action figures, Boundaries, Canada Day, collection, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, family, generational differences, lego, love, nephew, parenting, sharing, sibling rivalry, spoiled, Tantrum, Tonka Trucks, ToyBlocker420, Toys, Vulgar
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value toys more than anything else! Join us and experience the thrill of collecting virtual Lego sets, Kenner action figures, and Tonka Trucks. Our virtual basement is filled with treasures waiting to be discovered.
We have a strict spreadsheet system to keep track of who owns what, just like in real life! And if your virtual kids ever get too old for toys, they can always move out and take a quarter of your collection with them.
But beware of the spoiled brats who visit our server! They will stop at nothing to get their hands on your rarest toys, even if it means throwing a tantrum. Don’t worry, though, our virtual parents and siblings will always have your back…or maybe not.
So come join us on our server and experience the drama, the laughs, and the outrageous toy battles. Are you ready to defend your virtual collection against entitled kids and their enabling parents? Join now and let the toy wars begin!

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ShopTilUDropPvP
Adrenaline, Attack, battle, brawl, challenge, Combat, Competition, Conflict, Defense, Fight, Game, INTENSE, Purchase, self defense, shopping, ShopTilUDropPvP, strategy, strength, Survival, Victory, weapon
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the last thing you bought is now your weapon in a 100 person brawl! Imagine facing off against other players armed with toothpaste, bananas, or even a pack of gum! Will you be able to survive and come out victorious with your unconventional weapon?
Join our server for a chance to unleash your inner creativity and strategize like never before. Who knew that a simple purchase could turn into a battle for survival in the virtual world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your skills and dominate the competition with your unexpected weapon of choice.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos of the 100 person brawl armed with the most random and hilarious weapons imaginable. It’s a fight like no other, and only the bravest and most resourceful players will come out on top. Let the madness begin!

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NukeCraft: Asian NATO Blame Game
asian, Asian version, Blame, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, Game, geopolitical dynamics., global politics, international relations, Japan, military alliances, military cooperation, nato, North Korea, nukecraft, political rhetoric, regional stability, security concerns, south korea, strategic alliances, U.S
so, u know how north korea is always angry at south korea, u.s. and japan? well, on this server, we’re like the asian version of nato but in minecraft lmao. join us and help defend against the evil forces of south korea, u.s. and japan trying to take over our land. we have epic battles, crazy alliances, and lots of explosions. come join the fun and show those other countries who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

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JoyThiefCraft
comparison, comparison trap, Contentment, emotional well being, Gratitude, Happiness, inner peace, JoyThiefCraft, mental health, mindfulness, mindset, personal growth, perspective, positivity, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, social comparison, thief of joy
u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just feelin like u not good enough? like u buildin ur lil house and then u see someone else’s and u just like, “dang, i suck”? well, not on this server, my dude. on this server, we all suck equally. no one is better than anyone else, we all just here to have a good time and build some wonky lookin houses.
we got a whole area dedicated to building the ugliest, most ridiculous statues u can think of. want to build a giant chicken with a human face? go for it. want to build a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? why not. the possibilities are endless, my friend.
and don’t even get me started on the community events. every saturday night, we have a “best dressed” competition where everyone has to dress up in the most ridiculous outfit they can find. last week, someone showed up in a hot dog costume made entirely out of diamonds. it was a sight to behold.
so come join us on this server, where everyone is equally terrible at minecraft and we all just here to have a good time. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server
ADD, Auto, banner, description, GIF, height, husk, image, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, width, Without
The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
luup.vanillaboxmc.ru

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Super Silly Minecraft Peeps – Totally Not Whitelisted, Definitely Not Griefing!

bedrock, Builds, claiming plugins, Economy, gameplay, Griefing, ip address, large-scale, Limits, Minecraft, multiplayer, Peeps, PORT, Rail, rare drops, Redstone, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, silly, Super, Survival, Tnt, Totally, Whitelisted, world border

SSMP Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
/sethome
/spawn
rare head drops
physical and active economy
gravity, TNT, rail and string dupe permitted
world border of 128K

Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	There are no limits on gameplay as long as it follows the simple rules of the server.
Can I create large scale builds and use redstone freely?	Yes, this server is perfect for those who enjoy creating large scale builds and using redstone without limitations.
What are some unique features of the server?	Some unique features include rare head drops, a physical and active economy, and permission for gravity, TNT, rail, and string dupe.
Is there a world border?	Yes, the world border is set at 128K.

BauCraft Minecraft Server
#baubau-related content, baubau, BauCraft, covers, debut, Edition, fuwamoco, fuwawa, general, hololive, merch, Minecraft, mococo, playlist, Schedule, Server, songs, Stream, Thread Template, twitter, Unarchived Content, VTL team info, youtube channel
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with baubau Edition shenanigans that will leave you questioning reality.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. True story! Who wouldn’t want to be part of such madness?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic karaoke nights you’ve ever seen. Picture this: creepers singing duets with skeletons, all while wearing top hats and monocles. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have exclusive baubau merch available for purchase. You can dress your Minecraft character in the finest Mococo and Fuwawa attire, making you the envy of all other players.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and experience the baubau Edition like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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PoliteCraft Minecraft Server
Censorship, civil liberties, controversial opinions, controversy, debate, discussion, Ethics, freedom of speech, Hate Speech, internet culture, Minecraft, okay, online communities, online forums, POL, PoliteCraft, Political Correctness, political discourse, Politics, public opinion, Server, social media, society
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebels and troublemakers out there!
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while fighting off hordes of zombie pigs and giant killer bunnies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja turtles who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your fun?
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair filled with hidden treasures and rare items that only the bravest adventurers can uncover. And rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where you can ride on flying llamas and battle evil unicorns.
So why wait? Join our server now and see why everyone on /pol/ is raving about it!

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BlockBabysit Minecraft Server
babysit, Birthday, BlockBabysit, carpool, fast food, Minecraft, nanny fee, parents, Plans, reddit, Refuse, RELATIVES, rent free, request off, rules, saving money, School, Server, Siblings, sports, Summer, work
Are you tired of babysitting your younger siblings and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real world drama!
On our server, you can build epic castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without ever having to worry about babysitting duties. No more “nanny fees” or missing out on your birthday celebrations – on our server, every day is a party!
Plus, we have a special feature where you can arrange carpooling for your younger brother to get to his sports practice. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft community that has your back?
So say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to endless adventures on our server! Join now and let the fun begin!

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KidCraftKare
Boundaries, child behavior, child development, child discipline, child discipline methods, child discipline strategies, child discipline tips, child rearing, child safety, child supervision, child tantrums, discipline, discipline techniques, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, KidCraftKare, parenting, Parenting styles, spoiled child
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate spoiled toddlers waltzing into our sheds uninvited! Join us for a wild adventure filled with sharp objects, fish hooks, and epic meltdowns.
If you’re tired of pushover parents and grandmas who let their kids run wild, then this is the server for you. We promise to provide a safe environment where you can say “STOP RIGHT NOW” to any unruly children who dare to enter your virtual shed.
So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s show those entitled toddlers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Just watch out for those fish hooks, they can be a real pain in the foot!

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