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KWA BOT Y – The Minecraft SMP Guy

Bot, cat, Despair, family death, God hates me, guy, ink everywhere, Kidney disease, Kwa, lapse of judgement, Loneliness, Minecraft, need surgery, new guest house, pancreatitis, pen explosion, personal sickness, rope, self hate, smp, Suffering, tear ACL, Tragedy, zero friends

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of real life drama and just want to escape into a world of blocky fun? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real life troubles.

Need a break from all the chaos in your life? Join our server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore with a community of like-minded players who are just as wacky as you are. Who needs friends in real life when you can have virtual friends who will always have your back, even when your cat is dying of kidney disease and your pen explodes in your new house?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin. Who knows, you might even forget about buying that rope off Amazon and instead focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft!

PixelPanic: GLP-1 Mayhem

adverse effects, cardiovascular risk, clinical trials, diabetes management, drug side effects, gastrointestinal issues, GLP-1 agonists, GLP1, healthcare outcomes, hypoglycemia, kidney function, long-term effects, MAYHEM, Medical research, medication safety, obesity treatment, pancreatitis, patient safety, PixelPanic, serious adverse events, treatment complications, type 2 diabetes mellitus, weight loss

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server! it’s like no other, trust me.

so get this, on this server, there are dragons flying around and breathing fire everywhere. but don’t worry, u can tame them and ride them into battle against other players. it’s insane!

also, there are secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. but be careful, cuz there are also traps and monsters lurking in the shadows. it’s like a real-life adventure movie, but in minecraft form.

oh, and did i mention that there are giant robots that u can pilot and use to crush your enemies? yep, that’s right. giant. freaking. robots.

so what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the most epic and hilarious minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it.

SiberiaCraft Minecraft Server

ANCESTORS, Ancestry, Ancient, culture, Eurasia, heritage, History, Identity, immigration, indigenous, Kazakhstan, lineage, local ], long lost relatives, Migration, Minecraft, Roots, Server, Siberia, SiberiaCraft, travel, Visa

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of being denied entry into Siberia or Kazakhstan because you don’t look like a local? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally live out your dream of blending in with the locals! Join us and explore our vast snowy landscapes, build your own yurt, and maybe even tame a wild reindeer or two. Who needs a visa when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Join now and start your epic journey to becoming a true Siberian warrior!

VietnamVibes Minecraft SMP

backpacking, communism, culture, expat life, Food, French colonialism, Halong Bay, Hanoi, History, Ho Chi Minh City, Mekong Delta, Minecraft, pho.., rice paddies, Saigon, smp, Southeast Asia, tourism, travel, Vietnam, VietnamVibes, War, war memorials

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Emeralds Found:	8419

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the landscape is inspired by the lush jungles and rice paddies of Vietnam. Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through treacherous terrain, build epic bases, and battle it out with rival factions.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the jungle lies a secret temple filled with untold riches. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the treasure for yourself?

Oh, and did we mention the local wildlife? From giant spiders to explosive creepers, you never know what dangers lurk around the corner. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

So why wait? Join us on this crazy journey and experience Vietnam like never before. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into along the way!

CryCraft: Real Men Edition

CryCraft, crying, Edition, emotional, emotional connection, emotional impact, Emotional journey, emotional movies, emotional release, emotional response, emotional scenes, emotional storytelling, feelings, Heartwarming, Masculinity, Men, movies, real, Sensitive, tearjerker, Tears, touching, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Men, what movie made you cry? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the epic adventures and hilarious mishaps you’ll encounter! We’ve got a secret hidden village filled with dancing llamas, a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky, and a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword. So come join us and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (but don’t worry, we won’t judge)!

CaffeineCraft Minecraft Server

Boss, Break, CaffeineCraft, coffee, Company, Conflict, disagreement, Employee, LEAVING, Management, Minecraft, Mining, office, opposition, policy, productivity, regulations, rules, Server, Staff, work, Workplace

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Mines Excavated:	2310	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2406
Star Shards Collected:	134	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

so, like, this server is so cray-cray that the mining boss is all like “no coffee breaks for you, peasants!” he’s all about that grind, literally. but don’t worry, we have a secret coffee shop hidden in the mines for when you need that caffeine fix. join us if you want to defy the boss and sneak off for a latte. also, there’s a rumor that the boss is actually a giant block of diamond in disguise. come find out the truth and maybe steal some diamonds while you’re at it. just watch out for the lava pits, they’re not just for show. come join us for the most chaotic mining adventure of your life!

SeaCraft: US Options Unlimited

aggression, American forces, Asia-Pacific region, defense strategy, diplomatic tensions, global security, international relations, maritime disputes, military capabilities, military presence, military readiness, military response, naval power, Options, potential conflict, regional stability, SeaCraft, security concerns, South China Sea, strategic planning, U.S. admiral, Unlimited

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3473
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like the american forces are ready to deal with south china sea aggression? well, look no further cuz we got u covered, fam! our server is like a battlefield, but with blocks and creepers instead of guns and tanks.

imagine this: u mining for diamonds and suddenly u see a group of players trying to invade ur territory. what do u do? u call in the american forces, of course! our admiral is always ready with ‘options’ to deal with any aggression, just like in real life. it’s like a virtual war zone, but with more explosions and less actual danger.

join our server now and experience the thrill of battle in the world of minecraft. trust us, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who can say no to that? come join us and let’s conquer the south china sea together!

DumbCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, brainless, comparison, debate, dim-witted, DumbCraft, dumber, Foolish, funny, humor, imbecile, intelligence, joking, laughable, Minecraft, moronic, question.., Ridiculous, SENSELESS, Server, silly, Unintelligent, who’s dumber

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Buildings Constructed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the dumb-dumbs out there! Join us and prove that you’re the dumbest of them all by completing ridiculous challenges like building a house out of TNT or trying to ride a pig off a cliff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So come on down to our server and show off your inner dumb-dumb. Who knows, you might just be crowned the King of Dummies!

SMPForestQueenカリオペ

Dying, English, entertainer, even harder, Gaming, grim reaper, hololive, Idol, Japan, Live Stream, mori calliope, Music, Rap, Reaper, SMPForestQueenカリオペ, talent, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, カリオペ, 森

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mines Excavated:	2747

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the one and only Mori Calliope is dying even harder than ever before!

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is home to a secret underground disco party where skeletons break it down on the dance floor and creepers drop sick beats. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon has taken up knitting and is making the most fabulous scarves you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have formed a llama mafia and are running the black market for rare items. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular at our server’s karaoke nights, belting out power ballads like nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer insanity of Mori Calliope, dying even harder!

ClubCraft911

alcohol poisoning, ambulance, Choking, club bathroom, ClubCraft911, cold, Concert, drunk wife, EMBARRASSING, emergency department, gig, night out, overreacted, passed out, private healthcare, Safety, spiked drink, Traumatizing, Unconscious, vomit, Worried

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Farms Harvested:	260	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a night out with your drunk wife? Look no further! Join our server for a night of unexpected twists and turns just like this poor husband experienced.

Imagine stumbling upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to have it explode in your face! Or building a beautiful castle, only to have it turn into a giant cake that attracts hordes of hungry zombies.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of uncertainty and chaos at every turn. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a split-second decision like calling an ambulance for your virtual wife covered in virtual vomit.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions!

DessertMayoCraft

Artificial, Cool Whip, creamy, creamy dessert, creamy topping, dessert, dessert accompaniment, dessert condiment, dessert essential, dessert garnish, dessert ingredient, dessert sauce, dessert spread, dessert topping, DessertMayoCraft, Indulgent, Mayonnaise, sweet spread, sweet treat, whipped cream alternative, whipped topping

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Votes:	2552	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Cool Whip is dessert mayonnaise. I know, mind blown, right? But that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll find on this server.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, singing Justin Bieber songs. Or how about this – you stumble upon a village of villagers who all speak in Shakespearean language and challenge you to a dance-off for emeralds.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are like no other – instead of swords and armor, you’ll be armed with giant rubber chickens and banana peels. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret hidden dungeon filled with treasure and… llamas wearing top hats!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it! And remember, Cool Whip is dessert mayonnaise.

Rencorner Minecraft: Where Slimes do the Shopping and Quests are for Real

bedrock edition, Community, Creative, cross-platform, Economy, Enderdragon, java edition, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded Gameplay, Network, Plot Server, PvE, Quests, real, Rencorner, Shop, shopping, Slimefun Survival, Slimefun4, slimes, social community, survival server, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5241
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Address	mc.rencorner.co
Java Edition Port	25565
Bedrock Edition Port	19132
Website	https://rencorner.co
Discord	https://discord.gg/gxHue2Greb

✨ New ✨ Updated to support the latest Minecraft 1.21.1 features, with full backwards compatibility from 1.17!

⮞ Small Friendly Community: Join a community that has been running since 2011, full of both newbies and veteran Minecraft players.

⮞ Unique Gameplay: Enjoy a blend of Vanilla and Modded gameplay, sticking to core Minecraft Survival while adding unique plugins and mods.

⮞ Slimefun Survival Server: Explore a whole new universe with Slimefun! Experience custom additions such as McMMO, Quests, daily Enderdragon fights, economy, and more.

⮞ Minigames Server: Play a selection of 12 different party games with your friends, including races, PvP battles, and more!

⮞ Plot Server: Test builds and redstone contraptions with friends in creative mode.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I connect to the server with Java Edition?	Yes, the server supports Java Edition with port 25565.
Is Bedrock Edition supported?	Yes, Bedrock Edition players can connect using port 19132.
What is the community like on the server?	We have a small, friendly community with active staff and developer support.
What unique gameplay features does the server offer?	We offer a blend of Vanilla and Modded gameplay with unique plugins and mods to keep things exciting.
Are there any special server modes or plugins?	The server features Slimefun Survival with custom additions like McMMO, Quests, and daily Enderdragon fights.
Can I play minigames on the server?	Yes, there are 12 different party games available, including races, PvP battles, and more.