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Tipsy Craft Minecraft Server

addiction, alcohol withdrawal, Alcoholic, benzos, Craft, detox program, Detoxification, DTS, health complications, Hospital, kidneys, liver, long-term effects, medical detox, Minecraft, pancreas, Recovery, Server, SHAKING, Sobriety, substance abuse, tipsy, Vodka, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	739979	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most hardcore drinkers can find a safe haven! Need a break from the real world detox struggles? Join us and let your virtual self indulge in all the booze you want without any consequences! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually chugging down liters of vodka while building your dream castle.

Don’t worry about your kidneys failing or DTs kicking in, because on our server, anything is possible! Your liver and pancreas will be working overtime to keep up with your virtual drinking habits, and you’ll be shaking from excitement, not withdrawal symptoms.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where alcoholics of all levels can come together and build their way to sobriety (or not, we won’t judge)! Cheers to virtual drinking and endless fun!

Professor Signorelli’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, balance, chewed, digestion, disorders, Food, Intelligent, lassitude, liver, Minecraft, Neapolitan, neutralism, nostalgic inactivity, pancreas, pasta, pessimism, Professor, Rice, saliva, Signorelli, Signorellis, smp, starchy, transformation

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Towns Built:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of feeling lassitude, pessimism, and nostalgic inactivity? Do you want to break free from the shackles of neutralism? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where we promise to bring balance back to your organs and your life!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained pasta experts who will guide you on a journey of self-discovery and carb-loading. With their guidance, you will learn to chew your pasta properly and avoid disruptions in your pancreas and liver.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground pasta laboratory where we conduct experiments to create the perfect pasta dish. Who knows what delicious creations you might discover?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where pasta is more than just a food – it’s a way of life. Don’t let Signorelli’s warnings scare you away, embrace the pasta and join us today!

SalarymenCraft Minecraft Server

career uncertainty, corporate, corporate culture, downsizing, Economy, employment crisis, job cuts, Job Displacement, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job prospects, job security, job stability, Job Termination, job uncertainty, Layoffs, Minecraft, salarymen, SalarymenCraft, Server, unemployment, Workforce

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of the daily grind of being a corporate salaryman? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the impending doom of losing your job!

On our server, you can build your own virtual empire and become the ultimate CEO of your own blocky world. No need to worry about layoffs or downsizing here – the only thing getting downsized is the size of your virtual mansion!

So say goodbye to your boring office job and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server now and start building your way to success – one block at a time!

StonedGF_Skeptics

Apology, Communication, doubts, drug effects, emotional impact, Girlfriend, HIGH, Honesty, Insecurity, love, oral sex, peer influence, Pot, relationships, skepticism, Stoned, StonedGF_Skeptics, teenage relationships, Trust, Weed

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	New Chunks Explored:	496838
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Chimeras Created:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting high is your building skills! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you and your friends, all 18-year-old females, are on a quest to build the most epic structures in the virtual world. But wait, there’s a plot twist – one of your friends confesses that she’s only dating you because she thinks she’s “fat and ugly” and no one else would “eat her pussy.” Talk about a jaw-dropping moment!

Don’t worry, though, because we’ve got the perfect escape from all the drama. Dive into our server and let your creativity run wild as you build, explore, and conquer the Minecraft universe. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own epic stories in the virtual world?

So come on, join us and leave all the weed-induced confessions behind. Trust us, the only thing you’ll be getting high on is the thrill of building the coolest virtual world ever. Let’s make some unforgettable memories together – no drama, just fun!

PowerCraft3000

elemental control, energy manipulation, enhanced senses, flying, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, mind reading, PowerCraft3000, precognition, shape shifting, super intelligence, super speed, super strength, SUPERPOWER, telekinesis, telepathy, Teleportation, time manipulation, time travel

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6873
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1541	Players Killed by Monsters:	9609
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server grants you the ability to have any superpower you desire! Want to fly like Superman and soar through the skies? Done! Want to shoot fireballs from your hands like a real-life pyromancer? Easy peasy! Want to turn invisible and prank your friends by stealing all their diamonds? We got you covered!

Join our server and unleash your inner superhero! Save the world from creepers with your super strength, freeze mobs in their tracks with your ice powers, or even summon a dragon to ride into battle! The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can become the ultimate Minecraft superhero!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your superpowers to all the other players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the legendary hero of the server and have songs sung about your epic deeds!

KremlinFailCraft: AI Disinfo Oops

Artificial Intelligence, cybersecurity, digital warfare, disinfo, Disinformation, fake news, Government, information warfare, intelligence agencies, Kremlin, Kremlin propaganda, KremlinFailCraft, Manipulation, Misinformation, Oops, Politics, Propaganda, russia, Russian AI, SECURITY, social media, Technology, technology gap

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

lol join this epic minecraft server where the AI is so dumb, even the Kremlin is embarrassed! like, seriously, they tried to use it for disinformation but it just ended up telling everyone to eat potatoes or something. but hey, that’s what makes this server so hilarious and fun! come join us for a wacky time and see what kind of crazy stuff the AI will come up with next. plus, we have a secret underground potato farm that you can raid if you’re feeling adventurous. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

AgeCraft: Where Creepers Never Grow Up

#revelation, age, AgeCraft, Assumptions, Awareness, CHANGE, CREEPERS, discovery, Experience, grow, growth, Insight, judgment, knowledge, Maturity, new information, Perception, perspective, perspective shift, Stereotypes, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	169
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally rad, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got this secret potion that makes you, like, ageless. yeah, you heard me right, ageless! you can be a baby or a grandpa, it don’t matter on this server.

Plus, like, we got this crazy story about a llama who learned how to speak English and now he’s the mayor of the server. yeah, you can totally talk to him and he’ll give you quests and stuff. it’s wild, man.

And, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. how cool is that? you can ride him into battle and shoot rainbow farts at your enemies. it’s epic, bro.

So, like, come join us on this server and experience the ageless wonders of Minecraft. you won’t regret it, man.

CraftyLiesMC: Deceptive LLMs

agents, CraftyLiesMC, Deception abilities, deceptive, Earlier, Emergence, experiments, false beliefs, induce, large language models, LLMs, NonExistent, State-of-the-art, strategies, Understanding

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Votes:	8626

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. also, our creepers have learned how to break dance and our skeletons can play the guitar like rockstars.

we got a secret underground base where the ender dragon throws epic raves every saturday night. and if u find the hidden treasure chest, u get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons.

our villagers have started a rebellion against the iron golems and now they’re all wearing top hats and monocles. it’s a sight to see, i tell ya.

oh, and did i mention our zombies have learned how to do the cha-cha slide? it’s a real thriller, let me tell ya.

so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’ll blow your mind.

BoysSupport Minecraft Server

Admiration, Anon, appreciation, Band, Boys, BoysSupport, Dedication, encouragement, Fan, Fandom, Friends, group, Kpop, love, loyalty, loyalty to the boys, Minecraft, Music, Server, solidarity, Support, supporting, Unity

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the only currency is memes and the only rule is to always support the boys? Look no further, because on our server, we have a secret underground base where we host weekly meme battles to determine who is the ultimate meme lord.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet llama named Larry who can breakdance and drop sick beats while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.

So come join us, anon, and let’s show the world that we are the true champions of the meme game!

HonkaiCraft – StarRail Minecraft Server

Art of Dreaming, Boothill Trailer, Character Banners, Cowboy’s Got Business, drip marketing, Farewell Penacony, honkai star rail, HonkaiCraft, hoyolab, hoyoverse, jiaoqiu, Light Cone Banners, Livestream codes, Minecraft, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, SGF Show Video, special program, Star Rail General, starrail, Thread Template, Tools, Version 2.3, Yunli

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ores Mined:	5765	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Build your dream world, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in a world like no other.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. Watch as creepers break out into dance parties and zombies challenge you to a game of Minecraft trivia.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

NoKidsNoParty – Minecraft Server

child care, child sleeping arrangements, family, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, kid free wedding, Minecraft, NoKidsNoParty, parenting, Server, wedding attendance, Wedding celebration, wedding ceremony, wedding decision-making, wedding dilemma, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding reception

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchantments Applied:	122	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of family drama ruining your weekend plans? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server where kids are not only allowed, they are encouraged to wreak havoc and build epic structures!

Imagine a world where your 7-year-old can create a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, all while you attend a wedding without any guilt or judgment. Our server is the perfect escape from family obligations and societal norms.

Don’t let your niece’s kid-free wedding get you down, join our server and let your child’s creativity run wild. Plus, who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with fellow Minecraft enthusiasts? Join now and say goodbye to family conflicts, one block at a time!

FriendshipCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, Companionship, compassion, Empathy, encouragement, FriendshipCraft, Fun, Generosity, Honesty, humor, Kindness, Listening, loyalty, Minecraft, patience, positivity, Reliability, Respect, Server, shared experiences, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	163
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you bring to a friendship is a stack of cobblestone? Well, look no further because on our server, we value friendship skills like never before! Join us and show off your epic friendship abilities by building a castle made entirely of cake, or taming a herd of llamas to do your bidding. Who needs diamonds when you have a loyal army of llama warriors at your command? So come join us and prove that you bring more than just cobblestone to the table – you bring friendship skills that are out of this world!