Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a crown made of golden feathers. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land in the most absurd way possible!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hilarious ride!
Our server is like F-list, but in Minecraft form. Create your character profile, find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes, and roleplay to your heart’s content. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can imagine.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy antics and drama that will keep you on your toes. From gossiping about site drama to discussing your wildest kinks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and see how much of a play can be dedicated to outercourse – none, half, or ALL! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
So, in Russia, they got this crazy problem where their mineral deposits are nearly depleted. Like, can you imagine running out of diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft?! That’s like a nightmare, bro. But fear not, because on our server, we got all the minerals you could ever dream of! We got diamonds for days, emeralds for weeks, and even some rare stuff like netherite just lying around waiting for you to snatch it up.
But that’s not even the best part. On our server, we got this secret underground city where all the villagers live. And get this, they throw the most lit parties you’ve ever seen! Like, they got disco balls made of glowstone, and the music is just villagers humming, but it’s surprisingly catchy. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve partied with a bunch of Minecraft villagers.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs Russia’s depleted mineral deposits when you got us, am I right? Let’s get mining, baby!