Panama MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CanalCraft: Panama’s Revenge

response, canal, central america, Politics, foreign policy

so like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server where the president of Panama is like, totally obsessed with this canal and he’s all like “i will take back the canal from trump!!” it’s like a total drama llama show up in here, but don’t worry cuz the canal is safe and sound on this server.

join us for some epic minecraft adventures where you can build your own canal, trade with villagers, and maybe even start a war with other players over who gets control of the canal. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best minecraft server you’ll ever play on. come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

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Sunrise Sprint Sunset Server

once in a lifetime, Explore, Running, bucket list, Adventure

come join our epic minecraft server where you can watch the sunrise and sunset IN THE SAME DAY just like in panama but without all the running! we have magical portals that transport you to different biomes in seconds, so you can experience all the beauty of minecraft without breaking a sweat. plus, our community is full of friendly players who will help you build the most epic creations you’ve ever seen. so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate minecraft adventure!

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CanalCraft: Trade & Raid!

Panama Canal logistics, shipping, CanalCraft, Panama Canal sovereignty, Panama Canal management

lol u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the Panama Canal but in Minecraft. u can trade with all the nations and stuff. like, imagine sailing your little boat through the canal and trading with villagers from all over the world. it’s gonna be epic. plus, there’s a secret treasure hidden at the end of the canal that only the bravest adventurers can find. so come join us and be part of the most epic trading adventure ever!

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Trump’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, panama, North America, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump building walls in panama, greenland, and canada!!! he’s expanding his empire and needs YOUR help to protect it from creepers and zombies!!! build the biggest wall ever seen in minecraft and make trump proud!!! join now for a chance to win a golden toilet block for your house!!! don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your life!!! #buildthewall #trumpminecraftempire 🤣🤣🤣

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CanalClapbackCraft

Comments.., Government, united states, foreign policy, CanalClapbackCraft

lol imagine a world where the Panama Canal is run by Trump? NO THANKS! come join our minecraft server instead where we have our own epic canal that is run by llamas! yes, you heard right, LLAMAS! they wear little captain hats and everything.

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the floss. it was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and boogie down. it’s lit, fam.

so come on over to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Trump and his canal when you can have llamas and dancing potatoes? let’s get this party started! 🎉🦙🥔 #llamalife #potatodisco

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Top 10 Minecraft SMP Countries in the Western Hemisphere

smp, Costa Rica, Trinidad and Tobago, jamaica, top countries

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the top 10 countries in the western hemisphere, each with their own unique culture and customs. From the land of talking cows to the kingdom of flying pigs, you’ll never run out of new places to explore and conquer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown

LINEUP, Concacaf, USMNT, Game, International

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night! Join us and witness the legendary chicken dance-off where feathers fly and beaks drop!

But that’s not all, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter! And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas while playing electric guitars.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see how many tonight you can handle! Just be warned, things tend to get a little crazy around here.

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Dad’sPlaneTicketGate

dad, plane ticket, Birthday, panama, selfish

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this girl from Costa Rica who got into a heated argument over a birthday party.

Imagine a world where public university students have a superiority complex and private university students are seen as “privileged.” It’s like a real-life Minecraft server where everyone thinks they’re better than each other!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a party in Panama, where one girl invites her classmates and drama ensues. Will she pay for everyone’s plane tickets? Will friendships be ruined over a birthday celebration? It’s like a Minecraft quest with a crazy plot twist!

Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of this real-life story, but with a Minecraft twist. Who needs reality TV when you can have virtual drama on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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Minecraft Migration Mayhem

immigration, policy, security measures, south america, MAYHEM

so, like, u know how u always get lost in minecraft and u need a server that will guide u through the crazy world of blocks and mobs? well, this server is like ur bff that will hold ur hand and show u the way to epic treasures and adventures.

we got u covered with insane stories like how a group of creepers formed a boy band and started singing love songs to the villagers. u gotta see it to believe it, bro.

join us for the most outrageous reasons like unlimited diamonds raining from the sky every hour or a secret portal that takes u to a land of talking cows and flying pigs. it’s like a dream come true, man.

so, come on and join the funniest, craziest, and most epic minecraft server out there. trust us, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

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VenezuelaElectionReview Minecraft Server

foreign policy, diplomatic crisis, Nicolas Maduro, diplomatic actions, regional tensions

so, liek, u know how u get bored of mining and building in minecraft? well, come join our server cuz we got PANAMA SUSPENDING DIPLOMATIC RELATIONS WITH VENEZUELA PENDING ELECTION REVIEW! like, who even does that in minecraft?? it’s gonna be wild, bro. u gotta join and see the drama unfold. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the llama rebellion starts!

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