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CanalClapbackCraft

Backlash, canal, CanalClapbackCraft, central america, Comments.., controversy, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, panama, panama canal, Political, president, response, TAKEOVER, trump, U.S, united states

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Buildings Constructed:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Zombie Dances:	10

lol imagine a world where the Panama Canal is run by Trump? NO THANKS! come join our minecraft server instead where we have our own epic canal that is run by llamas! yes, you heard right, LLAMAS! they wear little captain hats and everything.

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the floss. it was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and boogie down. it’s lit, fam.

so come on over to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Trump and his canal when you can have llamas and dancing potatoes? let’s get this party started! 🎉🦙🥔 #llamalife #potatodisco

Top 10 Minecraft SMP Countries in the Western Hemisphere

argentina, bahamas, barbados, Bolivia, Brazil, Canada, Chile, colombia, Costa Rica, Countries, ecuador, Hemisphere, jamaica, mexico, Minecraft, panama, Paraguay, peru, smp, Top, top countries, Trinidad and Tobago, united states, Uruguay, Venezuela, Western, western hemisphere

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	5366	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the top 10 countries in the western hemisphere, each with their own unique culture and customs. From the land of talking cows to the kingdom of flying pigs, you’ll never run out of new places to explore and conquer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown

Competition, Concacaf, football, Game, goals, International, LINEUP, match, Minecraft, national team, panama, Players, prediction, Score, showdown, smp, Soccer, sports, starting XI, united states, Usa, USMNT, World Cup qualifier

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night! Join us and witness the legendary chicken dance-off where feathers fly and beaks drop!

But that’s not all, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter! And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas while playing electric guitars.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see how many tonight you can handle! Just be warned, things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Dad’sPlaneTicketGate

Birthday, Business Admin, condescending, Costa Rica, dad, DadsPlaneTicketGate, economics, Friends, panama, Party, plane ticket, private universities, Privilege, public universities, Punta Pacífica, Rude, selfish, superiority complex, tone-deaf, unreasonable

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Astral Projections Made:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this girl from Costa Rica who got into a heated argument over a birthday party.

Imagine a world where public university students have a superiority complex and private university students are seen as “privileged.” It’s like a real-life Minecraft server where everyone thinks they’re better than each other!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a party in Panama, where one girl invites her classmates and drama ensues. Will she pay for everyone’s plane tickets? Will friendships be ruined over a birthday celebration? It’s like a Minecraft quest with a crazy plot twist!

Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of this real-life story, but with a Minecraft twist. Who needs reality TV when you can have virtual drama on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Minecraft Migration Mayhem

Agreement, border control, central america, colombia, cooperation, crackdown, deportation, deportation measures, enforcement, immigration, international relations, MAYHEM, migrant crisis, Migration, Minecraft, panama, policy, Regional, route, security measures, south america, U.S

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

so, like, u know how u always get lost in minecraft and u need a server that will guide u through the crazy world of blocks and mobs? well, this server is like ur bff that will hold ur hand and show u the way to epic treasures and adventures.

we got u covered with insane stories like how a group of creepers formed a boy band and started singing love songs to the villagers. u gotta see it to believe it, bro.

join us for the most outrageous reasons like unlimited diamonds raining from the sky every hour or a secret portal that takes u to a land of talking cows and flying pigs. it’s like a dream come true, man.

so, come on and join the funniest, craziest, and most epic minecraft server out there. trust us, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

VenezuelaElectionReview Minecraft Server

central america, Democracy, diplomatic actions, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic relations, election dispute, election review, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Juan Guaido, Latin America, Minecraft, Nicolas Maduro, OAS, Organization of American States, panama, political turmoil, Politics, regional tensions, Server, Venezuela, VenezuelaElectionReview

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

so, liek, u know how u get bored of mining and building in minecraft? well, come join our server cuz we got PANAMA SUSPENDING DIPLOMATIC RELATIONS WITH VENEZUELA PENDING ELECTION REVIEW! like, who even does that in minecraft?? it’s gonna be wild, bro. u gotta join and see the drama unfold. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the llama rebellion starts!

CraftyTaxEvasionGoneWild

acquits, corrupt intent, Corruption, CraftyTaxEvasionGoneWild, defendants, Evidence, financial crimes, fraud, insufficiently documented, Justice, lawsuit, Legal, money laundering, offshore accounts, panama, Panama Papers, Ruling, scandal, tax evasion, transparency, trial

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE ACQUIT ALL PLAYERS OF WRONGDOING, JUST LIKE PANAMA DID WITH THE PANAMA PAPERS! WE DON’T CARE IF YOU STEAL DIAMONDS OR BLOW UP OTHER PLAYERS’ HOUSES, WE GOT YOUR BACK!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD YOUR OWN TAX EVASION EMPIRE, BECAUSE APPARENTLY, EVIDENCE OF WRONGDOING IS INSUFFICIENTLY DOCUMENTED HERE! SPREAD CHAOS AND MAYHEM WITH NO CONSEQUENCES, JUST LIKE THE RICH AND POWERFUL IN PANAMA!

SO IF YOU WANNA GET AWAY WITH MURDER, LITERALLY, THEN JOIN OUR SERVER WHERE CORRUPT INTENT IS JUST A MYTH! LET’S GOOOOOOOO!

PanaCraft Papers: Acquitted & Free

acquits, acquitted, Corruption, Court, financial secrecy, fraud, free, International, investigation, Justice, Legal, Legal System, loophole, money laundering, offshore accounts, PanaCraft, panama, Panama Papers, papers, people, scandal, tax evasion, white collar crime

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Animals Bred:	196	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Void Gems Collected:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

so, like, this server is like the Panama Papers but in Minecraft form, ya know? join us and you can be one of the 28 people who got acquitted in the Panama court, but in a blocky world! build your own secret offshore bank accounts and hide all your diamonds in hidden chests. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in this server? come join us and experience the thrill of being involved in a scandal without any real-life consequences. trust us, it’s way more fun this way.

FridgeRageCraft

decor, decorating, decorations, distant, fancy baskets, Flowers, Food, FridgeRageCraft, fridgescaping, frustrating, hobby, intimacy-wise, jars, meticulous, ORGANIZED, quick bite, Relieving, stupid, trend, uninviting, vases

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9029
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of dealing with a fridge that’s more decorated than a fancy art gallery? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where fridges are just fridges and not a canvas for your spouse’s artistic endeavors!

On our server, you can build your own fridge however you want – whether you prefer a minimalist approach or want to go all out with decorations, the choice is yours! No more vases blocking your access to the milk or fancy baskets hiding your snacks.

Plus, join now and receive a special bonus: a fridge decorating kit that includes virtual flowers, vases, and fancy jars to unleash your creativity in-game. Who needs a real fridge when you can have a virtual one that’s always organized to your liking?

Don’t let “fridgescaping” ruin your appetite or your relationships – join our server and build the fridge of your dreams today!

Anxie-Tea Minecraft SMP

AnxieTea, anxiety, aromatherapy, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, Exercise, grounding techniques, holistic approaches, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, progressive muscle relaxation, relaxation techniques, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, Therapy

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	6536	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Love Letters Sent:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, constantly looking over your shoulder for creepers and skeletons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to chillax and forget about your anxiety! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with more diamonds and less judgment.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or a pickaxe. Need a break from the stress of real life? Just hop on our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough food to survive.

And if you’re still not convinced, let me tell you about the time our admin, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff just for the lols. Or how about the time we all banded together to build a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its eyes? Yeah, we’re a little bit crazy, but that’s what makes our server so much fun!

So come join us and leave your anxiety at the door. Who needs therapy when you have a diamond sword and a bunch of friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are?

CraftyCatchphrase

catchphrase, Character, comedy, CraftyCatchphrase, dialogue, Entertainment, funny, humor, Humorist, LAUGH, Life, one liner, PUNCHLINE, quirky, script, series, Show, Sitcom, tagline, television, TV, Witty

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only catchphrase you need is “Creeper, oh man!” Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, mischievous skeletons, and more surprises than a surprise birthday party in a cave full of zombies.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of rabid wolves. But instead of running away, they tamed the wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of evil villagers. And that player? They became a legend, known far and wide as the Wolf Whisperer of Minecraftia.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or even a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and every block you break brings you one step closer to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master. And remember, when in doubt, just shout “Creeper, oh man!” and watch the magic happen.

VisaCraft Minecraft Server

ACADEMIC, academic exchange, AVOID, cultural exchange, foreign scholars, going home, higher education, immigration, immigration reform, international students, Minecraft, policy, Press, research, restrictions, Russian scholars, Server, student visas, study abroad, US, visa changes, VisaCraft, work visas

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where russian scholars are pressin’ the US for visa changes just to avoid goin’ home! why deal with real life drama when you can escape to a virtual world full of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans? plus, you never know when a russian scholar might pop in and ask for your help in changin’ visas – talk about excitement! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen!

CyberPupz Deployed in Ukraine

Artificial Intelligence, autonomous robots, CyberPupz, defense systems, deployed, Dogs of War, military advancements, military deployment, military drones, military equipment, military innovation, Military operations, military robots, military strategy, military tactics, military technology, ROBOT, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, WARFARE

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	4677
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have robot dogs of war fighting in ukraine for some reason lol. like, who even came up with that idea? but it’s totally awesome and you gotta see it to believe it. our robot dogs are equipped with laser eyes and rocket launchers, ready to take on any enemy that dares to challenge them.

not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic battle. we also have a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies to the minecraft gods for extra loot.

join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re scared of robot dogs, then maybe stay away. but seriously, why would you be scared of robot dogs? they’re awesome.

CensusCraft2022: Moultrie & Dorrington’s Doubts

2022 census, Accuracy, CensusCraft2022, Challenges, criticism, data analysis, data quality, demographics, Dorrington, Dorringtons, doubts, Government, Implications, methodology, Moultrie, Planning, Population, research, resource allocation, south africa, South African census, statistics, survey, UTILITY

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

so, like, u know how census is like super boring and stuff? well, not on this server, bro! we got the most epic census ever in 2022 in South Africa, and let me tell u, it was wild! like, there were unicorns and dragons filling out forms, it was insane!

so, if u wanna be part of something truly epic and mind-blowing, join our server now! we promise u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and unicorns, then maybe u should just stay away. but seriously, join us now and let’s make history together!

Flyin’ High and Takin’ Names: The Modded Airborne Conquest Server

airborne, Automation, Botania Cannons, Cannons, Conquest, Discord, FACTORY, Flyin, HIGH, innovation, invention, magic mods, Mining Ship, Modded, Modded minecraft, Modpack, names, Plasma Cannons, recipes, rftools, Server, Shield Projector, ship building, SKY, takin, Valkyrien Skies

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Airborne Conquest Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.12.2 Valkyrien Skies
Key Mods	Mekanism, Immersive Engineering, OpenComputers, Botania, Redstone Paste
Modpack Size	143 mods

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How much RAM is recommended for running the modpack?	3 gigabytes of RAM (not recommended).
Can I start building my ship quickly on the server?	Yes, plentiful recipes are edited to allow you to start building within your first hour of playing.
Where can I join the Discord server?	Join the Discord Server

KodomoCraft Minecraft Server

A, Anime, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime forums, Childhood, Coming of Age, controversial, discussion, fan community, Fandom, Japanese culture, Kodomo no jikan, KodomoCraft, Manga, Manga community, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Otaku, school life, Server, slice of life, taboo

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Villages Defended:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Step into our Minecraft server and experience a world where Kodomo no Jikan was the hottest topic on /a/! Our server is filled with dedicated fans who built pixel art tributes to their favorite characters and reenacted scenes from the manga in-game. Join us for epic role-playing adventures where you can be a student at the controversial school from the series or even a time-traveling teacher trying to keep everything under control. With regular events like “Loli Dance Parties” and “Pocky Eating Contests,” there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see why even /a/ couldn’t resist the allure of our wacky world!

SelfDefenseSMP – “WhyDoesTheInternetHateSelfDefense”

bad idea, bear spray, bike ride, death acceptance, defending themselves, demoralize, dog killing knives, hellbeasts, internet hate, op, pitbull attack, psyop, reddit, Running, search results, self defense, SelfDefenseSMP, soys, Teen, unleashed pitbull, weapon, WhyDoesTheInternetHateSelfDefense

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of being attacked by unleashed pitbulls while biking or running? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner warrior and defend yourself with epic dog-killing knives! No more worrying about aggressive dogs ruining your day, just hop on our server and let out all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of soy warriors who are on a mission to spread death acceptance throughout the Minecraft world. Join us and become part of this epic psyop to demoralize anyone who dares to question your choice of weapons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ExHubBFFs Minecraft Server

aita, Bonding, Boundaries, close friends, Communication, COMPLICATED, Connection, discomfort, Divorce, ExHubBFFs, family, friendship, long term, loyalty, Minecraft, relationships, Respect, Server, Siblings, Support, Tension, Understanding, video games

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of boring family drama and uncomfortable situations? Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any awkwardness!

Imagine a world where your sister’s ex-husband is not just your best friend, but also your in-game ally, helping you conquer dungeons and build epic structures. Who needs family drama when you have a trusty companion like him by your side?

Forget about real-life tension and dive into a virtual world where the only thing that matters is having fun. Our server is the perfect place to make new friends, embark on crazy adventures, and create memories that will last a lifetime.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!