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SwingShiftGamerMC SMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9782
Ores Mined:	2964	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie hordes while riding a pig with a saddle made of diamonds. Or how about building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of obsidian just because you can?

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles where players ride into battle on llamas armed with flaming swords. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama spit fire at its enemies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

CousinCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, Childhood, close cousins, CousinCraft, cousins, decency, detail, gender, Girlfriend, holiday, male cousin, Minecraft, Server, sexual remarks, shame, sharing, Telling, UNCOMFORTABLE, understand, Upset

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchantments Applied:	237	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s conversations with her cousins? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your girlfriend would blush.

Join us for a non-stop party where anything goes – just like those questionable car conversations. Who needs decency when you can have a blast with your cousins, right?

So if you’re ready for some scandalous fun and drama, come join our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself making sexual jokes with your own cousins in no time!

FamBlockNoSis

estranged relationships, FamBlockNoSis, family betrayal, family boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family forgiveness, family healing, family loyalty, family reconciliation, Family Support, family trust, family unity, Family Values, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships, wedding drama

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	520
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between this player and her sister.

Looking for a server where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a virtual world of chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have a laugh, all while building your dream pixelated paradise.

Join now and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry, betrayal, and redemption – all in the world of Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you can witness epic showdowns and heartfelt moments right here on our server?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of your very own family feud – Minecraft style!

FruitHaterMC SMP

despise, despised fruit, detest, dislike, Fruit, fruit abhorrence, fruit abomination, fruit antipathy, fruit aversion, fruit detestation, fruit disdain, fruit disgust, fruit hatred, fruit loathing, fruit repulsion, fruit revulsion, FruitHaterMC, least favorite fruit, loathe, most hated fruit, smp

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Towns Built:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to look forward to is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously.

Picture this: you spawn in and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who challenges you to a dance-off for a stack of enchanted golden apples. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with crazy quests, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to boogie down.

But wait, there’s more! Every week we have a fruit-themed event where players must choose their most hated fruit and build a giant monument to it. The player with the most creative and ridiculous monument wins a prize so outrageous, we can’t even tell you what it is here.

So if you’re ready to embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server today and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way). See you in the game, fruit-haters!

BrunchCraftersUnited

breakfast alternatives., breakfast habits, breakfast skipping consequences, BrunchCraftersUnited, busy lifestyle, convenience, diet choices, energy levels, health choices, intermittent fasting, lack of time, meal planning, metabolism, morning routine, not hungry in the morning, nutrition, on-the-go eating, reasons for skipping breakfast, Skipping breakfast, weight loss

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	935397	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of skipping breakfast and feeling like a sad, soggy creeper in the morning? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and feast on a virtual buffet of breakfast foods that will have your pixelated tummy rumbling with joy. From bacon-wrapped porkchops to diamond-encrusted waffles, we’ve got it all! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of fearless breakfast-loving warriors who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your morning meal? So come on down to our server and start your day off right – because breakfast is the most important meal of the Minecraft day, after all!

CraftyRubles Minecraft Server

Banks, Business, compliance, CraftyRubles, Diplomacy, Economy, finance, financial institutions, foreign affairs, global economy, India, international relations, Minecraft, Political, regulations, risk management, russia, sanctions, Server, Trade, U.S. Treasury, Warning

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5514
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz the U.S. Treasury is like warning India’s banks about doing business with Russia, but like, we don’t care about that drama. we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic stuff in Minecraft. plus, we got this crazy story about a creeper who stole all the diamonds in the land and now we gotta band together to get them back. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and let’s show those pesky creepers who’s boss!

MomCraftAbortionZone

abortion cases, abortion rights, court ruling, Family Law, gender equality, healthcare decisions, judicial decision, legal precedent, legal say, Legal System, maternal rights, MomCraftAbortionZone, MOTHERS, parental rights, reproductive rights, Social Issues, Swiss court ruling, Swiss law, women’s autonomy, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Potions Brewed:	119
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

so, like, on this super cool minecraft server, we got this rule that only moms can make decisions about abortions! like, imagine a world where only moms can decide if a creeper should explode or not! it’s like, a swiss court ruling but for minecraft! join us for the most epic and outrageous adventures, where only the power of motherhood can save the day! come on, be a part of this crazy world where moms rule all!

PrayCraft: Breaking the 4th Wall

4th, belief system, BREAKING, breaking the 4th wall, communication with higher power, divine connection, divine intervention, FAITH, inner peace, introspection, meditation, mindfulness, personal connection, PrayCraft, prayer practice, Praying, Reflection, Religion, sacred ritual, seeking guidance, spiritual growth, spirituality, Transcendence, Wall

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u can break the 4th wall by praying in real life. like, u just gotta close ur eyes and say “pls let me find diamonds” and BAM u find diamonds in the game. it’s like u got super powers or somethin’. plus, we got flying pigs that drop golden apples and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs. it’s lit af, u won’t regret joining this server, trust me.

DystroCraft: Gene Therapy Edition

Duchenne muscular dystrophy, DystroCraft, Edition, Effectiveness, Gene, Gene therapy, gene therapy approach, genetic disorder, genetic therapy, medical breakthrough, mice models, muscle disease, muscle improvement, muscle strength, muscle tissue, muscular dystrophy, new treatments, research, researchers, strength, study, Therapy, therapy development, Treatment

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Potions Brewed:	192
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity if you wanna have muscles like a ripped mouse with Duchenne muscular dystrophy. we got this gene therapy thing going on that will make you stronger than a diamond sword in Minecraft. join us and flex those pixelated muscles while taking down creepers like a boss. come on, do it for science and for the LOLs.

Rice Network

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Texas PvP Factions Skyblock Bedwars Community Fun Games Network Friendly Server Texas based Gaming Multiplayer Online Competition Events Challenges Minigames Economy

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

The Rice Network is a friendly, Texas based server. Featuring 1.8 PvP Practice, Factions, Skyblock, Bedwars, and more, there is a game for everyone! Join now and experience the community and fun at Rice Network.

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