Panama Canal MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CanalCrazeCraft

foreign policy, diplomatic relations, Infrastructure, international relations, central america

so, like, you know how we have this totally rad minecraft server, right? well, let me tell you, it’s like the Panama Canal of minecraft servers. our president (yeah, we have a president) says there’s no negotiation about ownership of this server. it’s ours, baby.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our president swooped in like a superhero and saved the day. now, that creeper is our mascot.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every time you log on.

so, come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. just remember, there’s no negotiation about ownership. it’s ours, baby.

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CanalCrazeCraft

PROTESTS, trump, international relations, panama, central america

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can build ur own canal and reclaim it from evil forces? well, this server is the place for u! we got protests, threats, and even trump tryna get in on the action. come join us and be a part of the most epic canal battle in minecraft history. who will come out on top? join now to find out!

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UNAuditPanicCraft

Panama-US relations, audit process, government response, united nations, UNAuditPanicCraft

so, like, this server is so lit, even Panama is complaining to the UN about it! can you believe that? they’re like “yo, this server is too good, we gotta audit it to make sure it’s not cheating or something.” but like, they’re just jealous cuz our server is the bomb dot com.

join us and you’ll be like a Minecraft wizard, casting spells and building epic structures that will make Panama wish they had never messed with us. plus, we have a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and show Panama who’s boss!

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PanamaCraft Minecraft Server

Russia warns, Warning, trump, international relations, Server

so, like, u know how russia is all like, “yo trump, don’t even THINK about takin’ the panama canal”? well, on this server, we got a whole buncha canals for u to seize! we got canals made of DIAMONDS, canals filled with LAVA, canals that lead to a secret underwater base where u can find the lost city of ATLANTIS! join our server and show russia who’s boss by seizing all the canals u want! #canalseizure2020 #minecraftmadness

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PanicCraft: Don’t Snatch My Canal!

foreign policy, trump, territorial disputes, PanicCraft, international relations

lol u know what else russia should warn against? not joining our minecraft server!!! like, seriously, if u dont join u might as well be snatching the panama canal yourself. our server is so lit, it’s like a party in a creeper-infested cave. we have diamonds for days, like seriously, our caves are practically paved with them. and the mobs? oh man, don’t even get me started. we have a secret mob boss named Herobrine who will challenge u to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights. plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of zombie pigmen. so what are u waiting for? join now before russia comes after u for not being part of our epic minecraft world.

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CanalCraft: Panama’s Revenge

SOVEREIGNTY, Latin America, central america, controversy, Statement

so like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server where the president of Panama is like, totally obsessed with this canal and he’s all like “i will take back the canal from trump!!” it’s like a total drama llama show up in here, but don’t worry cuz the canal is safe and sound on this server.

join us for some epic minecraft adventures where you can build your own canal, trade with villagers, and maybe even start a war with other players over who gets control of the canal. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best minecraft server you’ll ever play on. come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

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CraftyMeloni’sGreenPanaLand

foreign policy, disbelief, italy, territorial ambitions, Trump administration

omg guys, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, it’s like a rollercoaster ride of madness and mayhem! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!

And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you bring him a stack of enchanted diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join now before Trump tries to seize Greenland and the Panama Canal in Minecraft too! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

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MeloniCraft: No Greenland for Trump!

cooperation, messages, leadership, Peacekeeping, Alliance

so liek, come join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got all da best stuff, like seriously, we got more diamonds than Italy has pasta! and if u join, u can be part of our secret mission to stop Trump from takin over Greenland and the Panama Canal with his army of creepers and zombies. we gotta build a giant wall around Ukraine to protect it from his evil plans, but don’t worry, we got plenty of TNT to blow up any bad guys that come our way. so grab ur pickaxe and come join us on this wild adventure, cuz together we can save the world, one block at a time!

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CanalCraft: Trade & Raid!

global trade, Official, Raid, panama, Trade

lol u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the Panama Canal but in Minecraft. u can trade with all the nations and stuff. like, imagine sailing your little boat through the canal and trading with villagers from all over the world. it’s gonna be epic. plus, there’s a secret treasure hidden at the end of the canal that only the bravest adventurers can find. so come join us and be part of the most epic trading adventure ever!

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GreenCraft: Trump’s Takeover!

control, intervention, trump, Négotiation, imperialism

So, like, you ever wanted to be part of a server where Trump goes all crazy and tries to take over Greenland and the Panama Canal with his army of Minecraft players? Well, you’re in luck, cuz that’s exactly what’s happening on this server! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even some secret treasure hidden in Greenland’s ice caves. Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server! Join now and be part of the madness!

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