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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 3978 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Mines Excavated: | 3078 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 | Animals Bred: | 68 |
Emeralds Found: | 9008 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 889 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 | Buildings Constructed: | 12 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
we have a secret underground society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul (just kidding…or are we?).
our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it poops out diamonds instead of eggs.
if you’re feeling adventurous, you can journey to the edge of the map where you’ll find a portal to the land of dancing creepers. they throw the best parties in all of minecraft, trust us.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you have a world full of diamond chickens and dancing creepers?