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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Brave Asagi, I’m a Pokémon, Minecraft, New Skies, next chapter, October 11th, October 18th, PALS, PIXEL, PM2023, PM23, pokemon, Pokemon (TV Show), Pokémon 2023, Pokémon Adventure, pokemon community, pokemon episode, Pokemon fans, Pokemon News, Pokemon series, pokemon updates, pokemon world, Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Divine Spears Created:	28	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life on our server! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground village where villagers ride around on llamas wearing top hats.

Join us on October 11th for the epic event where players will have to battle it out against a giant Asagi who has taken over the skies! Will you be brave enough to take on this flying fiend?

And on October 18th, get ready for a mind-bending experience as players will transform into Pokémon and have to navigate a world where everyone is a different Pokémon! Can you imagine a world where you’re a Charizard and your best friend is a Jigglypuff? Only on our server!

Don’t miss out on the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft server out there. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Towns Built:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

BabyBlockChristmas

BabyBlockChristmas, baking cookies, Board Games, christmas, christmas dinner, creating traditions, crowded events, decorating, family gatherings, family priorities, family traditions, guilt trip, husband’s family, new parent challenges, overseas travel, quality family time, RSV season, travel with baby, uninterrupted time, wife’s family

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	62
Endless Night Skies:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring Christmas traditions with your in-laws who can’t cook to save their lives? Do you want to start your own epic Christmas traditions with your baby and actually enjoy the holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of family guilt trips and boring TV marathons. On our server, you can create your own holiday wonderland, bake virtual cookies, and decorate to your heart’s content. Plus, there’s no RSV season to worry about here – just pure Minecraft fun!

Forget about crowded trains and long car rides – on our server, you can travel to magical lands with just a click of a button. And who needs board games when you can battle it out in epic Minecraft PvP matches?

So come join us and make Christmas great again – because here, the only tradition is having a blast with your virtual family!

FishyFriends Minecraft SMP

aquariums, aquatic pets, exotic fish, fish aesthetics, fish behavior, fish care, fish companionship, fish enthusiasts, fish feeding, fish health, fish hobbyists, fish keeping, fish maintenance, fish relaxation, fish species, fish tanks, FishyFriends, freshwater fish, Minecraft, pet fish, saltwater fish, smp, tropical fish

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	903
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of swimming in the same old fish tank in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where pet fish are the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about creepers and zombies, our server is run by a council of wise and powerful fish who will guide you on your epic adventures.

But beware, these fish are not your average pets. They have magical powers that can turn you into a fish yourself if you’re not careful. Imagine swimming through the oceans of Minecraft as a majestic fish, ruling over the land with your underwater powers.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of fish-loving players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the fish are the true masters of the game? Join us now and dive into a world unlike any other!

PixelPoundsLost

Accountability, balance, Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, PixelPoundsLost, progress, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost

#Forbiddenlove, Anime, attackontitan, BETRAYAL, betrayaloftrust, Betrayed, Eldianhistory, Eldians, eren, Farmer, Fought, heroicact, historia, Manga, mikasa, Minecraft, sacrifice, Selflessness, shifters, smp, titanpowers, titans, titanshifters, tragicdeath, tragicend, ultimatebetrayal

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ores Mined:	5492
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as Attack on Titan? Look no further! Join our server where players have betrayed each other, fought off titans (or in this case, creepers), and even sacrificed themselves for the sake of love triangles. You never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, so join now and see if you can survive the chaos! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns, like watching your favorite character get piped by a farmer…wait, what?!

ThermoLockCraft

aita, anemic, Communication, compromise, family, Fan, Freezing, houseguests, hvac system, leaving soon, locking thermostat, Pregnant, Repair, Room temperature, temperature control, ThermoLockCraft, thermostat settings

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8367
Potions Brewed:	32	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Runes Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

LoveTapCraft

Affection, appreciation, Bond, Caring, Connection, emotional, Gratitude, Heartfelt, Heartwarming, Impact, Kindness, love, LoveTapCraft, Meaningful, memorable, relationship, Significant, smallest gesture, Special, thoughtful, touching

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where the smallest gesture of love can lead to the biggest impact on your gameplay. Imagine planting a single flower and suddenly a giant heart-shaped garden sprouts up, giving you all the love and support you need to conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From a cow that tells jokes to a chicken that moonwalks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, Missiles, nuclear deal, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8663	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Emeralds Found:	5736
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like ur in a war zone? well this server is for u! we got so many missiles flying around u wont know what hit u (literally). join now and experience the thrill of trying to build ur house while dodging explosions left and right. who needs peace when u can have chaos amirite? come join the fun and see if u can survive the missile madness.