Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?
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Join us for the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master, forge alliances with other players, and conquer the land with your epic builds. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a pet dragon that breathes fire, and a secret portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds.
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Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their house into a giant hotdog. Yes, you read that right. A GIANT HOTDOG. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that happen on our server.
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So come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a llama dressed as a pirate while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!
Join us for a morning ‘guilty pleasure’ like no other – instead of sipping on a boring cup of coffee, why not start your day by riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Or maybe you prefer to start your day by pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens disguised as gifts? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!
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But that’s not all, our SMP also has a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden traps that will challenge even the most experienced players. And if you manage to survive the traps and make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond armor set that gives you superhuman strength and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).
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Need a pick-me-up? How about riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a castle made entirely out of cake and defend it from an army of evil bunnies?
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual Ender Dragon rodeo competition. That’s right, you can saddle up and ride the biggest, baddest dragon in all of Minecraft!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a dancing panda wearing a top hat and monocle, who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, talking trees, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings a heavenly tune and a rainbow appears in the sky. Plus, if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! rubs tummy
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Taco Zombie. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Taco Zombie in battle, you will be granted unlimited tacos for life.
So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft paradise? Join now and start your journey to ultimate luxury!
Join our server and help prevent a real civil war by fighting mobs and building the sickest bases ever. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you invincible in PvP battles.
So, like, don’t be a noob and join our server now before it’s too late. Who knows, maybe Yoon’s lawyer will even join and help us defeat the Ender Dragon together. It’s gonna be epic, bro.
if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle and defeat the evil zombie army that is trying to take over our pixelated world.
plus, we have a special event where you can marry a 9-year-old girl (just kidding, that’s not cool). but seriously, join us for some epic fun and crazy shenanigans!
mtlp.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Server Type | Vanilla Survival |
|---|---|
| Version | Latest |
| Plugins | None |
| Community Guidelines | Build nearby, but exceptions allowed |
| Goal | Active long-term community |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is this a Vanilla server? | Yes, there are no non-vanilla plugins. |
| Are there teleportation commands? | No, there is no teleporting on this server. |
| Is there an economy system? | No, there are no economy plugins on the server. |
| How can I join? | Join the discord and get whitelisted: https://discord.gg/gsfhEgmczx |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. It’s like Thriller meets EDM, but with blocky graphics and pixelated moves.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese. Yes, you heard me right, CHEESE. Imagine rolling around the server as a delicious dairy delight, causing confusion and hunger wherever you go.
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Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between players about raising a baby in Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right! Our players are so dedicated to their virtual families that they will stop at nothing to provide for their pixelated offspring.
But wait, it gets even better! Our server is filled with players who think they’re “smarter than their whole family” and have elaborate plans to become the ultimate Minecraft parents. Who needs Google when you have Minecraft parenting skills, right?
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Join our server and witness Luigi Mangione in action as he builds entire cities in a single day and takes down enemies with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile. The media may have abandoned him, but we haven’t – and you shouldn’t either!
So come join us on this wild ride and see why Luigi Mangione is the talk of the town (even if the media won’t admit it). Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to team up with him and take on the world together. Just don’t expect any press coverage – we’re too busy having fun to care about that!