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Sister’s Baby Bump Minecraft Server

8 months pregnant, angry phone call, baby, beach wedding, bump, Catering, December wedding, dress resized, emotional, Flowers, girls night, hair and makeup, Hormonal, inconsiderate, Minecraft, MOH, MOH duties, nephew, pamper session, Server, sister’s pregnancy, sisters, summer wedding, Venue, wedding date, winter wedding

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Void Gems Collected:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Divine Spears Created:	28	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of two sisters at odds over a wedding.

We promise you won’t have to deal with any pregnant MOHs demanding you reschedule your in-game events to accommodate their bump. Our server is all about fun and games, not family feuds!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a crazy situation like this one, but with creepers instead of sisters!

The Royal Minecraft SMP Queens

Arguing, came on, Female Characters, female gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, kneel, Minecraft, QUEENS, queens of /v/, royal, rule 34, rule 34 queens, rule34, smp, V, Video game characters, Video game culture, video game fandom, video game females, video game queens, Voting

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	237	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is ruled by the queens of /v/ who are the most worshipped video game females on rule34.xxx. You may try to argue with their reign, but be prepared to kneel before their majestic presence.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players dressed as their favorite rule34 characters. From Mario in a bikini to Sonic with a six-pack, anything goes in our crazy world.

But beware, if you dare to challenge the queens of /v/, you may find yourself in a pixelated duel to the death. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP server.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bow down to the queens of /v/ or face the consequences!

CraftyAddict SMP

beneficial addiction, beneficial habits, constructive addiction, constructive habits, CraftyAddict, goal-setting, good addiction, healthy addiction, healthy habits, mental health, motivation, personal growth, positive addiction, positive habits, Positive Psychology, productive addiction, productive habits, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, smp, wellness

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with their rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like crack for Minecraft players – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party full of creepers and skeletons getting down to some sick beats. It was lit, bro. And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They have advanced technology and will help you conquer the world – as long as you bring them plenty of hay, of course.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

NoSelfieNoCringeCraft

awkward, camera shy, Confidence, cringey, Insecurity, mental health, NoSelfieNoCringeCraft, personal growth, photography, self esteem, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-conscious, Self-expression, self-image, self-perception, selfie, social media, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Are you tired of feeling like a potato in your selfies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, your character will always look like a majestic unicorn princess ready to slay some creepers! Join us and never feel cringey about your virtual appearance again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of selfie-obsessed Endermen who will make sure you always look fabulous in every screenshot. So come on over and snap some epic pics with us! 🦄📸 #SelfieGoals #MinecraftGlam

KoreanCraft: Impeached in 2 Weeks!

Asia, constitutional crisis, Corruption, Democracy, former leader, Government, impeached, impeachment process, interim president, Korean Peninsula, KoreanCraft, leadership crisis, opposition party, OUSTED, political instability, political turmoil, Politics, public outcry, ruling party, scandal, South Korean, weeks

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Animals Bred:	179
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

so like, this server is so lit, it’s like the South Korean government but in Minecraft form. imagine being impeached just 2 weeks after taking over, that’s some crazy drama right there. come join our server and experience the thrill of being impeached in record time. who needs political stability when you can have chaos and fun in Minecraft? join now and see if you can last longer than the interim president did. it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam.

DNP Madness: Muscle Mania

2.., 4-DNP, anabolic steroids, body image, Bodybuilder, bodybuilding culture, chemical consumption, chronic use, dangerous chemicals, death, DNP, FITNESS, health risks, madness, Mania, mental health, multi-organ failure, Muscle, muscle dysmorphia, muscle growth, Obsession, physical appearance, psychiatric condition, steroid abuse, substance abuse

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3572
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4477
Buildings Constructed:	48	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Come join our Minecraft server where you can lift virtual blocks and build your dream muscles like that bodybuilder dude who took too many chemicals and went kaput! We promise our server will make you look so jacked, you’ll be mistaken for a walking Minecraft character in real life! Plus, we have special anabolic steroids power-ups hidden in the game that will give you super strength and make you the envy of all your pixelated friends. Just be careful not to overdose like that unfortunate bodybuilder, we want you to keep playing on our server for a loooong time! So come on, join us and let’s get swole together in the world of Minecraft!

Dungeon SMP

Adventure, Classes, Cross-Play, dsmp, Endless, expanding dungeon, Exploration, Fallen Gods, FANTASY, Grinding, Hidden Secrets, Lore, mmo, multiplayer, Parkour, Raiding, Roleplay, rooms, RPG, serpent, Server, Survival, Undead, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Dungeon SMP – The Endless Dungeon

Are you looking for a unique SMP that has never been seen before?

The Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets. There are many different classes- you can be anything from a Serpent to an Undead. Don’t forget the lore of the Fallen Gods… As long as you’ve been grinding you can become stong. Join DSMP today!

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Frosty Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, AAA titles, Adventure, Deals, digital distribution., DISCOUNTS, frosty, game bundles, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming discounts, Gaming Platform, holiday, indie games, limited time, PC Gaming, post, sales event, savings, Steam, video games, winter sale, Wishlist

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220

Hey bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a winter sale but for your brain! Imagine walking through a virtual wonderland filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities. It’s like getting a discount on reality, but without the pesky limitations of physics and logic. Trust me, once you start building your dream world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy server and let your imagination run wild!

Same Shit Minecraft SMP Chose Before The Election

Backlash, Big booty Latinas, Choices, chose, CONGRATS, controversial statements, criticism, demographics, Diversity, election, ignore, immigration, jeets, Minecraft, political rhetoric, Politics, public opinion, representation, Same Shit, Shit, smp, social media, Stereotypes, Voting

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with big booty latinas and jeets running amok, causing all sorts of shenanigans. Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, here you’ll be too busy trying to wrangle in our wild inhabitants.

Join us if you’re up for a challenge like no other. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Or will you be overrun by twerking latinas and mischievous jeets? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures on our server!

KoreanCraft: Captured in Ukraine

breaking news, Capture, captured, captured soldier, Conflict, Diplomacy, global news, injured, injured soldier, international relations, KoreanCraft, Military, News, north korea news, north korean, political tension, seoul, Soldier, Ukraine, ukraine news, world news

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Zombie Dances:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Potions Brewed:	137	Alien Abductions:	2

so, like, u know that one time when ukraine was just minding its own business and then BAM, they captured a north korean soldier who was, like, injured and stuff? well, on this EPIC minecraft server, u can relive that moment over and over again! join us and be part of the action as we reenact this crazy event in pixelated form! ukraine vs north korea, who will win? come find out on our server! plus, we have, like, flying pigs and talking cows and stuff. it’s totally wild, dude. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

2die4

2b2t, 2die4, Age-Appropriate Content, Alternative, Anarchy, best players, challenge, Dangerous, Friendly, Friends, Game, No Rules, PvP, respectful conversations, ruined spawn, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	87
Buildings Constructed:	32	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

2die4 is an alternative to 2b2t! Anarchy Play alone or with friends on 2die4 and try to escape the dangerous and ruined spawn! But be warned, it won’t be an easy task. 🙂 This is an Anarchy server, means it has no rules. Exept for 1: Friendly and respectful conversations (Age-appropirate content chat Include) 2die4 offers even the best players a great challenge, and is definitely a good choice if you tend to be too good for the game. 🙂

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