🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 9511 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 3400 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Are you tired of feeling like a paranoid detective trying to crack the case of the mysterious disappearing phone calls at your gyno’s office? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about unanswered calls again! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and maybe even a receptionist NPC who actually picks up the phone every time (unless you’re the crazy one, then we can’t help you there). So come on over and escape the madness of real life by diving into the wacky world of our server – where even the most outrageous stories seem totally normal.
