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Pixel Pals Evolve Hungry
LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got pokemon that never evolve cuz their owners too broke to feed them! Imagine a world where your Charizard stays a tiny Charmander forever because you can’t afford the extra PokePuffs! It’s a wild ride of non-evolving pokemon and wacky adventures. So come on down and join the madness! -
Chunky Pixel Pals
so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like to play minecraft on a server where the pigs can fly and the creepers dance the macarena? well, look no further, cuz this server is the craziest, most wackadoodle place you’ll ever experience in your blocky life.join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow named moocow who will guide you through the land of rainbow-colored trees and lava waterfalls. our players are all unicorns in disguise, so expect to be surrounded by glitter and rainbows at all times.
oh, and did we mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings in your honor? or that if you build a house out of dirt, it turns into a castle made of gold? yeah, that’s just the kind of magic you can expect on this server.
so come on down and join us for the ride of your life. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft server this bonkers? trust us, you won’t regret it.
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Pixel Pals United
come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own world and make frens with virtual block people. we have a secret underground city where u can find rare treasures and fight off evil mobs. once, a player found a diamond sword that shoots fireballs and defeated a dragon the size of a mountain. u can also participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. so come on down and join the fun, cuz on this server, anything is possible! -
Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes
so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before! -
Preterm Pals: Suicide Squad
LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where being born preterm gives you SUPERPOWERS! Like, seriously, you’ll be able to mine diamonds with your mind and build castles in seconds. Plus, if you’re a guy, you’ll have a higher chance of surviving in this crazy world. But watch out ladies, if you were born very or moderately preterm, you’ll have an 80% chance of going all “Game of Thrones” on us and choosing the suicide option. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our server! -
Hairless Pixel Pals
join our epic minecraft server where your body hair grows long like the hair on your head! imagine running around with luscious locks of hair flowing behind you as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers.we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!
but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.
so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?
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Pixel Pals Retreat
join dis epic minecraft server and escape from da techno-strain of real life! our server is da ultimate getaway from all dat digital technology stress. we got virtual trees, virtual animals, and even virtual diamonds!rumor has it dat if you play on dis server long enough, you will start seeing creepers in real life! but don’t worry, dey won’t explode, dey just wanna be yo friend.
come join us and build a virtual mansion, go on virtual adventures, and maybe even find a virtual love interest. who needs real life when you can have all dis fun in da virtual world?
so what are you waiting for? join now and say goodbye to techno-strain forever!
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Pandemic Pixel Pals
Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got scientists from the Leverhulme Centre for Demographic Science studying how COVID-19 is affecting deaths in 24 freakin’ countries! Like, who knew a virus could have such a wild impact on Minecraft players, right? Join now to see if you can survive the pandemic in the game and become the ultimate survivor! Plus, we got secret potions that can protect you from any virus mobs trying to take you down. Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and become a COVID-19 warrior in Minecraft!

