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LOLcraft: Memes Come to Life

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Votes:	3329	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Crops Grown:	1380	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a meme come to life! We may have ditched the EN branch, but that just means we’re too busy having a blast on our server to worry about anything else.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). Plus, rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal to the Nether disco, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon named Steve.

So why wait? Come join our crazy, meme-tastic Minecraft server and see what all the fuss is about. Who needs the EN branch when you’ve got us?

Crafty Creepers & LOLcats: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mines Excavated:	3763
Towns Built:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’re all about reviving the bear, and not just any bear – the legendary Pedobear! Share your most outrageous Pedobear memes to scare off any hoes who dare to choose the bear. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So join us if you dare, and let the madness begin!

ᴍᴘꜱ – vanilla server Minecraft server

construction, Discord, Minecraft, Off Season, Politics, rp, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

MPS is a vanilla Minecraft server, which is based on such areas as politics, RP and construction.The server is currently running a vanilla off-season. You can leave a request for the server in our discord: http://discord.gg/4MQYQseXdv

85.193.80.121:19132

Mining, Roleplaying, and Running from Creepers: The MineScape Extravaganza!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ores Mined:	1439
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

MineScape Overview

Features
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests

Beautiful handcrafted map
Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
Daily Rewards!
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
Active Leaderboards

Links

IP: minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest Blog: DevBlog #40 Monk’s Friend Quest, Dailies & More
Store: https://store.minescape.me/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Socials

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules

Read the rules here

PandaSteal VS Hypixel

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Hypixel	PandaSteal
Large player base	Lifesteal server concept
Diverse game modes	Less pay-to-win
Frequent updates	Good ping
Extensive features

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How many players can each server hold?

Hypixel: Hypixel can accommodate thousands of players at once due to its large player base.

PandaSteal: PandaSteal may have a smaller capacity compared to Hypixel, but it offers a unique lifesteal server experience.

2. Are there pay-to-win elements in the servers?

Hypixel: Hypixel is known for having some pay-to-win aspects, but they also offer fair gameplay for non-paying players.

PandaSteal: PandaSteal prides itself on being less pay-to-win, allowing all players to enjoy the game without feeling disadvantaged.

3. Can I expect good ping when playing on these servers?

Hypixel: Hypixel has dedicated servers and infrastructure to ensure a smooth gameplay experience with good ping for most players.

PandaSteal: PandaSteal also offers good ping to its players, making it easier to enjoy the lifesteal concept without lag.

CraftyVillagers: Where Creepers Can’t Find You

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Are you tired of wandering the vast Minecraft world all by yourself, with no one to share your epic builds or crazy adventures with? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being alone again! Our community is so lively and active, you’ll have more friends than you know what to do with! Join us and say goodbye to loneliness once and for all!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim its riches? Only one way to find out!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, a magical portal opens up on our server, leading to a dimension where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and never be alone again /v/!

PixelPatriots – Where Creeper Diplomacy is Key!

Bitch, Conquest, Countries, Countryplay, creeper, cry, Diplomacy, EU, flag apparel, Flags, groups of countries, ignore, imperialism, key, kinks, Nationplay, nato, patriotism, PixelPatriots, raceplay, Stereotypes, Surrender, symbols, tattoos, Themes, Treason, UN, Victory

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	105
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Nationplay/Countryplay to a whole new level! Join us for the Imperial Victory Edition, where you can unleash your inner patriot or traitor, conquer lands, surrender with style, and indulge in all your favorite stereotypes about nations and countries.

We welcome all kinks and themes about nations, so whether you’re into flag apparel or just want to roleplay as the United Nations, we’ve got you covered. But remember, flags are limited to countries and groups of countries only – sorry, no pirate flags allowed!

And don’t worry, we have strict rules about r*ceplay – it’s only acceptable in the context of the countries involved. So leave your inappropriate tattoos and symbols at the door, folks.

If you see content involving a country you don’t like, just ignore it and post content you do like. No need to be a crybaby about it – this is a place for fun and games, after all!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the world of nations and countries. Who knows, you might even become the supreme ruler of your own virtual empire!

SkyGen-ius Server: Where Blocks Fly and Fun Multiplies! Join Now for SkyBlock Shenanigans!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Animals Bred:	115
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Server Name	Skygens
Server Type	Skyblock
Compatibility
Features	Custom Enchants Minions Biweekly Updates Free Ranks Staff Positions Available

Overview:

Skygens is a new skyblock server that offers custom features such as custom enchants, minions, and free ranks for players. The server is regularly updated and is in need of staff members.

FAQ:

How do I get custom enchants?

Custom enchants can be obtained by completing quests or using an enchantment table.

What are minions?

Minions are customizable and upgradable helpers on the server. More skins for minions are coming soon.

How often is the server updated?

The server is updated biweekly.

How can I get free ranks?

Players can earn free ranks by simply playing the game.

Is the server looking for staff members?

Yes, the server is currently in need of staff members, including builders, developers, and moderators.

TreeHuggersRUs: Where Trees Love CO2 and So Do We!

#renewableenergy, #sustainability, carbon, climatechange, Co2, conservation, dioxide, Earth, ecology, ecosystem, Environment, globalwarming, Green.., greenhousegas, love, Nature, oxygen, photosynthesis, plantlife, TreeHuggersRUs, Trees

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the trees are literally obsessed with CO2! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and started planting trees like crazy. Little did they know, these trees were not your average Minecraft trees. They started growing at an alarming rate, reaching heights never seen before. And the best part? They were constantly whispering “CO2, CO2, CO2” as they grew. It was like a tree party on steroids!

But that’s not all! The animals on our server are also a little…quirky. Picture this: a pig riding a chicken, a cow doing backflips, and a sheep breakdancing. Yup, you read that right. And don’t even get me started on the villagers. They’ve formed a synchronized swimming team in the nearest pond. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, come join us! Just be prepared for the trees to shower you with love for CO2 and the animals to put on a show like no other. It’s a Minecraft experience you won’t soon forget!

VenisCraft: Where Val Venis rules the pixelated world with his epic legacy! Join now for a wild ride!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Val Venis continues his generational run as the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Join us for epic battles where Val Venis takes on creepers, zombies, and even the Ender Dragon with his signature finishing move, the Money Shot!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can challenge Val Venis himself to a match for the chance to win rare in-game items and bragging rights for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and witness the legend of Val Venis unfold in the world of Minecraft like never before!