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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 1797 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9435 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 |
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!
2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”
3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!
