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BabyBumpCraft

BabyBumpCraft, Behavior, brain development, Cannabis, CBD, drug exposure, expectant mothers, Fetal development, long-term effects, maternal health, medical marijuana, natural remedies, neurodevelopment, Pregnancy, pregnancy risks, pregnancy symptoms, prenatal exposure, rodents, Safety concerns, substance use, Thc

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4314
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Magic Items Found:	2156	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re a pregnant mouse, just chillin’ in your little mouse house, and suddenly you’re like, “I need some weed to help with these pregnancy symptoms, man.” But little do you know, that THC and CBD is gonna mess up your baby mouse’s brain development and behavior FOREVER.

But hey, don’t worry, we got the perfect solution for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape from the crazy world of pregnant mouse weed drama. Build your own little mouse house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even find a secret stash of virtual weed that won’t harm your virtual mouse babies.

So come on, join us and let’s have a wild time together! Just remember, don’t do drugs, even if you’re a pregnant mouse in Minecraft.

Plains N’ Peaks: Where the only whitelisted peak is on your mountain of excuses!

age 14-19, application link, Balanced Economy, Computer, Discord, Events, exclusive group, Excuses, friends group, java edition, memes, microphone, Mountain, peak, Peaks, Plains, Quality-of-life plugins, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, Simple Voice Chat Mod, socialization, Vanilla Experience, VC, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Plains n’ Peaks Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Plains n’ Peaks is a private Minecraft SMP (Java only) for players aged 14-19. It offers a safe and balanced environment for players to have fun without the need for extreme grinding.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What kind of server is Plains n’ Peaks?	Plains n’ Peaks is a private Minecraft SMP for players aged 14-19. It focuses on creating a safe and fun environment without the need for extreme grinding.
What plugins are used on the server?	Plains n’ Peaks offers a vanilla experience with a few quality of life plugins, such as one player sleep and Simple Voice Chat mod.
How can I join Plains n’ Peaks?	To join, you can apply using the following link: Apply here. You will need a Discord account, Minecraft Java Edition account, and a computer that can run Simple Voice Chat mod.

CrushCraft Minecraft Server

animated characters, animated crush, animated crushes, animated love, cartoon characters, cartoon crush, cartoon love, cartoon nostalgia, cartoon obsession, childhood crush, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, crush memories, CrushCraft, emotional tribute, first crush, first love, love for cartoons, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pouring one out, sentimental feelings, Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and dance the night away. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bachelorette, where players compete for the heart of a pixelated princess. Will you be the one to win her over with your epic building skills and charming personality?

So come join us on our server and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “I can’t believe I used to crush on a cartoon character when I could have been playing on this amazing server!”

Minecraft SMP: /GCG/ GoonCaveGeneral – The Ultimate Blocky Shenanigans!

advice, Beta Tag System, blocky, catsmells, challenge, Create, Fester, GCG, github, Gockslop Edition, gooncave, GOONCAVE General, gooncave.fun, GoonCaveGeneral, hidden numbers, Minecraft, mobile, post number, Random, Screen, Shenanigans, smp, tagging, Ultimate, window manager

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Dimension Hops:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Buildings Constructed:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Welcome to /gcg/ – the GOONCAVE General #3Gockslop Edition! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to, like, build stuff and survive? Well, look no further, because at GOONCAVE, we specialize in creating the most epic gooncaves you’ve ever seen!

What is GOONCAVE, you ask? It’s a place where you can let your wildest dreams run free and create the most outrageous gooncave imaginable. And once you’ve built your masterpiece, you can just fester in it like the true goon you are.

But be warned – DO NOT USE GOONCAVE ON MOBILE! Your screen won’t be large enough for the window manager to work, and you’ll end up with a gooncave disaster on your hands. And if you’re struggling to find the perfect gooncave, just click “RANDOM” until you find something that speaks to your inner goon.

Oh, and don’t even bother trying to find the hidden numbers – trust us, it’s not worth the effort. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out the Beta Tag System for some added challenges and surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /gcg/ and let your goon flag fly high. And remember, the last 3 digits of your post number is what you goon to – so get ready for some wild goon adventures!

MILrageCraft – No Visits, No Messages!

accidental insult, communication misunderstandings, Cultural differences, emotional reactions, family conflict, family connections, family relationships, Family Values, generational misunderstandings, international family dynamics, long distance family, maintaining family ties, messages, MILrageCraft, mother-in-law boundaries, mother-in-law drama, mother-in-law relationships, parenting decisions, refusing to visit MIL, setting boundaries, sibling humor, video sharing, visits

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	732
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where flipping the bird is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our server is filled with hilarious moments like a little sister showing off her middle finger bandaid and unintentionally giving the finger to family members.

But watch out, because even the most innocent jokes can lead to family feuds! Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama and deciding whether to go no contact with your own relatives. Will you choose to honor the finger-flipping ban or rebel against the rules? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Join now for a wild ride of family antics and absurd reactions. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in the virtual world? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community!

ConspiracyCraft SMP

#classified information, alternative explanations, Conspiracy Theory, ConspiracyCraft, controversial beliefs, CONVINCING, critical thinking, deep state, government cover-up, hidden agendas, hidden motives, hidden truths, investigative research, mysterious occurrences, secret societies, skeptical viewpoint, smp, suppressed information, suspicious activity, truth hidden, unexplained events, whistleblower testimonies

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	132	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Votes:	3527	Gods Slained:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only conspiracy theory is whether or not Herobrine is real? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with wild conspiracy theories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us and uncover the truth behind why villagers trade emeralds for useless items, or why Endermen are always stealing blocks. Rumor has it that the admins are actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon, and every time you mine diamonds, you’re actually funding their evil plans to take over the server!

But don’t worry, we have a secret society of players dedicated to exposing the truth and protecting the server from any shady dealings. So if you’re ready to dive deep into the world of Minecraft conspiracy theories and have a laugh along the way, join us now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCravings

addiction, alcoholism, behavioral addiction, caffeine addiction, CraftyCravings, drug addiction, food addiction, gambling addiction, internet addiction, mental health issues, pornography addiction, prescription drug addiction, self-harm addiction, shopping addiction, smoking addiction, social media addiction, substance abuse, technology addiction, video game addiction, work addiction, worst addictions

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Secret Passages Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	834
Votes:	1238	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you addicted to mining for diamonds? Obsessed with building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Do you find yourself dreaming about Creeper explosions and Enderman encounters? Then boy, do we have the perfect server for you!

Join our Minecraft server and feed your addiction to all things blocky and pixelated. Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon can’t stay away! Rumor has it, Notch himself logs on to play incognito.

But beware, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Players have been known to spend days on end crafting, mining, and battling mobs. Some say they’ve even seen Herobrine lurking in the shadows, waiting to challenge the bravest of players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the addiction begin! Just be sure to stock up on snacks and energy drinks, because you’ll be playing for hours on end.

TerritorialTussle Minecraft Server

aggression, annexation, border, Conflict, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Luhansk, Military, Minecraft, Politics, russia, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, TerritorialTussle, Territory, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Farms Harvested:	665
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out for land but in a virtual world!!! build ur own base and fight for control of the map with crazy weapons like exploding sheep and diamond pickaxes that shoot lasers. join the ukrainian side and show russia who’s boss or team up with the russians and crush the ukrainian rebellion. who will win in this epic battle for virtual supremacy?!?! come find out on our server and be part of the chaos and madness!!! also, we have free cake every friday. so why wait? join now and let the insanity begin!!!!

HostageCraft: PhaseOneDeal

Confirm, Deal, gallant, Gallant confirmation, Hamas, Hamas confirmation, Hamas deal, hamas hostages, hostage release, hostage release deal, HostageCraft, hostages, hostages release, Israel, Israel deal, Israel hostages, Live, live hostages, Phase one, phase one deal, PhaseOneDeal, Release

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Alien Abductions:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

hey u, yea u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even hamas is releasin hostages just to play on it. yea, u heard me right. dey like “yo, we gotta get in on dis minecraft action, forget bout da hostages.” so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den join dis server now! who knows, maybe u’ll be da next big deal like gallant or sumthin. so come on, what u waitin for? join now and let’s get dis party started!

ADHDgeneCraft

adhd, ADHDgeneCraft, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Genes, genetic disorders, genetic factors, genetic mutations, genetic predisposition, genetic research, genetic variability, hereditary conditions, identified, inherited, neurodevelopmental disorders, parents, Rare genetic changes, Risk, spontaneous, study data, underpinnings

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	5754	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7056	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! We got rare genetic changes that are so spontaneous, you won’t even know what hit you! And get this, these changes aren’t inherited from your parents, so you can blame all your ADHD on us!

We’ve got over a thousand genes just waiting to mess with your brain and make your Minecraft experience the craziest ride of your life. Who needs boring old vanilla when you can have a server that messes with your attention and hyperactivity levels?

Join us now and see if you can survive the insanity of our ADHD-inducing Minecraft server. Just remember, once you join, there’s no going back. So buckle up and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!