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PolishRussianCraft: Where you’ll never know if it’s borscht or pierogi on the menu!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Emeralds Found:	4281	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Come join our Minecraft server and find out if she’s Polish or Russian! We have a whole village dedicated to solving this mystery, complete with a giant potato statue and a dance floor where you can show off your best Slavic moves. Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of pierogies and vodka. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

SheepishCraft: Where the Welsh are the real MVPs of Minecraft!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old English players? Well, come join our server where we have a theory that the Welsh are just Wal-Mart brand English! Join us as we explore this wild and wacky theory while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located in a secret underground lair beneath a Welsh castle. So come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

Crafty Cash Grab: Where Minecraft is more expensive than your college tuition

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4610
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Towns Built:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	3556
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is cheap and easy to get? Well, look no further because our server is still very expensive! Why would you want things to be affordable when you can struggle and grind for hours just to get a single diamond? It’s the ultimate test of patience and determination!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and embark on a quest to find this elusive chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk. Imagine the conversations you could have with a ghostly creeper while mining for resources!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of high prices, diamond-laying chickens, and chatty creepers. It’s an adventure like no other!

Pixelated Potholes: Where Creepers Drive By in Shitty Trucks

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4060	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Are you tired of dealing with pesky mobs in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that turns them into friendly Mexican villagers who will help you build and mine all day long! Join now and experience the ultimate multicultural Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is so secure, you won’t have to worry about any drive-by truck incidents interrupting your gameplay. So come on in and let the fun begin!

Blocky Fantasy Funhouse: Minecraft Server for GBF Lovers! #10526

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for our 10th Birthday Bonus Bash where you can get 200 Login Crystals, go on a Campaign-Exclusive Quest, enjoy 2x XP/RP, and even get Zero Hostmat Cost! And that’s not all, we have an Extra Drop Campaign (Wind) where you can collect all the wind you want!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience all the craziness and fun we have to offer. Don’t miss out on all the epic adventures and events we have planned for you. See you in the game!

Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our ridiculous antics and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Daddy Issues Craft: Where Minecraft meets Maury Povich! Find out who’s the real daddy in this hilarious server!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	171
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than Sarah’s unknown daddy? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Akamatsu can’t keep up with the drama. Join us and uncover the secrets of Julia’s past as a single mom on the run with Seta and Haruka. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon the truth behind Sarah’s lineage while building epic structures and battling creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

Pic N’ Pick Server: Where Numbers Match Hilarious Pics! LOL

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	New Chunks Explored:	174136
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	5558
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just pick a number and we’ll show you a corresponding pic from our folder. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed. So come on in and join the madness!

Crafty Druglords: Where Creeper Dealers Rule the Blocks

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	162
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the drug dealers look like regular villagers? Well, look no further because on our server, drug dealers are decked out in diamond armor and ride around on enchanted pigs! Join now for a chance to buy some “potions” that will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any side effects such as turning into a chicken). So come on down to our wacky world where the drug dealers are the real MVPs!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Ender Dragon forgets the lyrics

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7169	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Enderman? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that Herobrine even tried to join once, but our mods kicked him out faster than you can say “redstone contraption.”

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden apples instead of spit. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Minecraft parodies of your favorite pop songs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!