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JeninJokersMC
come join our epic minecraft server where palestinian armed actors have taken over the UNRWA’s jenin health center!! battle it out with them in intense pvp matches and see if you can reclaim the center for yourself!! but watch out, they have some crazy weapons like exploding sheep and diamond swords that shoot lasers!! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and maybe even make some new friends along the way!! oh and did we mention there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure?? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for?? join now and let the madness begin!! -
HamasHostageHavoc
so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy storyline where Hamas is holding all these hostages in Minecraft and you gotta like, rescue them and stuff. but get this, Hamas hasn’t even given us a list of who’s still alive! so like, it’s a real challenge, ya feel me? join now and be a hero in this wacky Minecraft world where anything can happen, dude! -
BlockyPeaceCraft
lol come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of gaza ceasefire talks!!! we got 90% completion rate on fun and games, way better than those boring negotiations. play with us and build your own virtual world where there’s no conflict, just blocks and laughs. plus, our resident palestinian official says it’s the best way to unwind after a long day of peace talks. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s craft some peace together, one block at a time! -
SinwarCraft – Leader of the Blocks
OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER YAHYA SINWAR UP IN HERE! HE THOUGHT HE COULD HIDE IN GAZA, BUT WE SNATCHED HIM UP AND NOW HE’S BUILDING PIXEL ART WITH US! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO PLAY WITH A REAL-LIFE BAD GUY TURNED BLOCKY BUILDER! #BLOCKSNOTBOMBS #SINWAR4LIFE -
UNGAexpelIsraelLOL
LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we kick butt like Palestinians kicking Israel out of the U.N. General Assembly! We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, fighting for justice and building epic structures like the Great Wall of China on steroids. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and gold like greedy dragons. Join us now or miss out on all the fun and chaos! #JusticeForMinecraft #ExpelIsraelFromOurServer -
StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!
Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have no sticks to hit you with, only diamonds to shower you with! Forget about getting beaten by evil mobs, on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the high score!We have crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the only thing exploding is your mind with excitement! And don’t worry about getting griefed, our admins are like superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “Creeper!”
Join now and be part of our wacky community where the only thing getting evacuated is your stress! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the Ender Dragon!
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BlockyParliament Minecraft Server
so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro. -
Sinwar’s Hostage Hideout
So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Rumor has it that the leader of the server, let’s call him Sinwar, is like, hiding in a secret tunnel in Gaza with hostages around him. Like, what even?! You gotta come join the server and help rescue the hostages and defeat Sinwar in an epic battle. It’s gonna be so epic, you won’t even believe it! Plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to mine. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save those hostages and take down Sinwar together! Let’s goooooo! ðĪŠðŪðĨ -
BoomCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be blowin’ up blocks like Hamas leader Sinwar blowin’ up buildings! It’s gonna be lit, fam!Picture this: you spawn in and BAM! TNT everywhere! We ain’t playin’ around, we takin’ Minecraft to a whole new level! Ain’t no creepers scarin’ us, we scarin’ them with our epic explosions!
And get this, our PvP battles are off the chain! It’s like a war zone out there, with players droppin’ bombs left and right! You gotta have quick reflexes and mad skills to survive in this madness!
So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s blow stuff up together! Who needs peace when you can have explosions, am I right? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one TNT block at a time!
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WarCrafty Minecraft Server
LOLZ come join dis Minecraft server where we fight like Hamas in Gaza but with blocks instead of bombs! Our war is so epic, it’s like a year-long battle of epic proportions! The toll is heavy but the support is weak, just like our enemies when they see our epic builds and PvP skills! Join now and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when you can have chaos and fun instead! Let’s show those dissenters what we’re made of, block by block!