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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 1526 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Mines Excavated: | 2853 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
And get this, there’s this crazy story goin’ around that some dude got kidnapped by a Palestinian ‘journalist’ and a freakin’ Hamas operative in the game! Like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, the IDF swooped in and saved the day, man! It was like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!
So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some wild adventures, you gotta join this server, bro! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s goooo!