so, like, you know how Al Jazeera was like, banned in the West Bank by the Palestinian Authority? well, that’s like, totally not cool, man. but hey, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha. plus, our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give out free hugs. it’s like a party in your computer screen, dude. so forget about the news and come join us for some epic adventures and laughs. who needs Al Jazeera when you got us, right?
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AlJazeera-Free Minecraft Server
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HamasCraft: The Gaza Server
LOLZ come join dis Minecraft server where two-thirds of Palestinians want Hamas in da new Gaza government! Why u ask? CUZ we got da most epic PvP battles dat will make u feel like a real warrior! U can team up with ur friends and take down da evil mobs like a boss! Plus, our community is so lit, u won’t wanna leave! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! -
BlockyBlinken’sHostageHaven
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reject all the boring stuff like US offers and instead focus on epic hostage deals with our pal Blinken in Israel!!! we got crazy adventures and wild challenges waiting for you, like trying to negotiate with creepers and trading diamonds for enchanted golden apples. plus, our community is filled with hilarious characters like a talking llama who only speaks in puns and a chicken who thinks it’s a wizard. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make some epic memories together! -
GazaCraft: No Future Talks!
come join our epic minecraft server where we mediate disputes like Hamas and Gaza but in a totally wacky way! we refuse to attend future negotiating rounds because we’re too busy building insane structures and battling creepers. join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, lava pits, and maybe even a secret treasure hidden in the depths of the world. who needs peace talks when you can have a blast on our server instead? come on, what are you waiting for?! -
CraftyPeaceBeijing
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got Hamas and Fatah signing declarations in Beijing like it’s no big deal. we got chinese state media reporting on our server events, that’s how lit it is. join now to witness the most insane political drama unfold in the world of minecraft. who needs factions when you got real life factions coming together in our server? come be a part of history, join now! -
GazaCraft: BlameHamasFun
so this server is like a war zone, but with blocks and stuff. u can join different factions like the Palestinians or Hamas and battle it out for control of Gaza. the president is always yelling at everyone to stop fighting but no one listens. it’s chaos but in a fun Minecraft kind of way. come join the madness and see if u can bring peace to this crazy server!