OMG, u gotta join dis server, it’s crazier than an activist protest in West Bank! We got more action than a shootout with Israeli forces! Witness the chaos and mayhem as u build ur way to victory in a world where anything can happen! Join now and experience the thrill of survival like never before! Who needs peace when u can have epic battles and epic loot?! Let’s goooo!
ActivistGoneWildMC
BlockWars: BBC Blunders
come join our epic minecraft server where we break ALL the rules just like BBC breached guidelines 1,500 times over Israel-Hamas war! we are rebels of the minecraft world, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go. join us if you want to be a part of the most outrageous server out there. we have crazy events like pig racing and diamond hunting, and our staff are all trained professionals in causing mischief. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the madness!ErdoganCraft: Alliances & Allies
so like, you know how turkey’s erdogan is all like “let’s make an islamic alliance against israel”? well, on this minecraft server, we’re all about making alliances too! except instead of fighting against israel, we’re fighting against creepers and zombies and stuff.join our server if you want to be part of the most epic islamic alliance in minecraft history! we have crazy events like building mosques out of diamond blocks and riding on magic carpets made of redstone.
plus, our admin is a talking turkey named erdogan who will guide you on your quest to become the ultimate minecraft warrior. so come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!
CraftyHostage Minecraft Server
Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even Hamas is getting in on the action! That’s right, they’re piling on new demands for a ceasefire deal, but don’t worry, we got this under control. Plus, there’s hostage threats for extra drama! Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos and adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the hero who saves the day! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!WestBankWarrior
lol come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than the west bank ð our players are so intense they might as well be activists fighting for their right to build the biggest, baddest structures in the game ðŠðž but watch out, things can get heated and you might end up getting shot…with a bow and arrow in the game, of course! ðđ join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of political intrigue (jk, it’s just minecraft) ð #minecraftdrama #buildbigorgohome #activistlifeEUparliamentSUSPENDSantisemiticFUNDS
lol imagine if the european parliament was a minecraft server lol they would totally suspend funding for anyone with antisemitic textbooks lmao like bro you can’t be spreading hate in the virtual world man that’s not cool ð join this server and you won’t find any antisemitic textbooks here, just a bunch of cool peeps building epic stuff and having a blast ðĪŠ plus, you might even run into a secret underground society of talking llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army ðĶðĪŊ join now before it’s too late and witness the chaos unfold in this wild and wacky minecraft world! ððŪKidzCraftMurderMystery
come join our epic minecraft server where we slay evil commanders like the IDF slayed that Hamas dude who murdered a man in front of his kids! we’re all about justice and revenge here, so if you’re into that sort of thing, this is the server for you! plus, we have the best loot and the craziest adventures waiting for you. don’t miss out on the action, join now and show those bad guys who’s boss!GuardianGriefersKiller
join our epic minecraft server where we eliminate terrorists like the IDF! we take down bad guys while building epic structures and battling creepers! become a hero like the IDF and protect our virtual world from evil! join now and be part of the craziest adventure ever!PalestinianPirate69
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures and the wildest builds! we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys and more excitement than a rollercoaster made of candy!our server is so lit, even pro-palestinian activists are praising our incredible oct 7 infiltration! that’s right, our server is so awesome that even counter-terrorism police are getting in on the action!
join us for epic battles, insane treasure hunts, and the most hilarious pranks you’ve ever seen! our community is like a big, dysfunctional family that always has your back, even when you accidentally blow up someone’s house (oops!).
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most outrageous minecraft server you’ll ever experience! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
CeasefireCraft2021
haha so like this server is the bomb diggity, just like biden telling netanyahu to chill with the war and stuff. we got so much craziness happening, you won’t even believe it. like, there’s this secret underground base where all the chickens are actually aliens plotting to take over the world. and don’t even get me started on the giant talking mushrooms that give out free diamonds if you tell them a good joke.oh, and did i mention the roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i swear. plus, our community is like a big happy family, except uncle bob keeps blowing up everyone’s houses with tnt. but it’s all in good fun, right?
so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. who needs a ceasefire when you can have this much chaos and fun? let’s goooooo!