Paleontology Minecraft Servers | Page 5 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HobbitBoneCraft 700k

000 years old, 700, 700k, ancient bones, ancient human species, anthropology, archaeological discovery, Dawn, Evolution, flores, HobbitBoneCraft, hobbits, Homo floresiensis, Homo floresiensis evolution, human evolution, human fossil record, human origins, Liang Bua cave, Liang Bua cave discovery, new findings, Paleontology, Smallest arm bone

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Dimension Hops:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Farms Harvested:	940

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the TINIEST arm bones in all of human history! like, seriously, these bones are so small they make hobbits look like giants! we’re talking 700,000 years old bones here, people.

imagine digging up these bones while mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers. it’s like a history lesson and a battle all in one! plus, these bones shed light on the evolution of Homo floresiensis, aka the hobbits of Flores.

so if you want to uncover ancient mysteries while building epic structures and battling monsters, then this server is for you! join now and become a part of the craziest adventure in minecraft history!

RiseAndDiveMC

ancient habitats, ancient oceans, ancient organisms, Biodiversity, climate change, diversification of lifeforms, earliest multicellular life, earth’s history, ecological shifts, emergence of lifeforms, environmental changes, Evolution, evolutionary biology, geological history, marine ecosystems, marine life, Paleontology, prehistoric life, RiseAndDiveMC, sea level fall, Sea Level Rise

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit cuz, like, sea level rise and fall, ya know? like, it shaped the emergence of, like, the earliest multicellular lifeforms and stuff. so, like, if you wanna be part of that craziness, then join this server, man! you can, like, build underwater cities and stuff, and, like, pretend you’re a fish or something. it’s, like, totally wild, dude. so, like, come join us and be part of the epic underwater adventure, bro!

Mastodon Mayhem: Rewriting History!

ancient civilizations, ancient history, anthropology, Archaeological Findings, archaeology, Cerutti Mastodon, early humans, evolutionary history, Fossil discovery, fossil excavation, History, human evolution, human origins, ice age, Mastodon, MAYHEM, MegaFauna, Megafauna Extinction, paleoanthropology, Paleontology, prehistoric animals, Prehistoric discoveries, ReWriting, scientific discovery

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Dimension Hops:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a story that will blow ur mind like a creeper explosion! so listen up, there was this thing called the Cerutti Mastodon, a fossil that could totally rewrite the human story. like, imagine if humans and mastodons were bffs back in the day, building epic structures together and going on wild adventures. that’s the kind of history u’ll uncover on this server, where every block tells a tale and every mob has a secret to spill. join now and be part of the legend, cuz this server is lit like a nether portal on fire!

MeteorFingerCraft

ancient creatures, ancient world, asteroid impact, atmospheric disturbance, catastrophic event, Clouds, cosmic impact, Dinosaurs, earth history, Earth science, Extinction, extinction event, geological phenomenon, mass extinction, meteor, MeteorFingerCraft, middle finger, natural disaster, Paleontology, prehistoric

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

join our epic minecraft server where the clouds flip off dinosaurs when they die to meteors. we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out their butts and unicorns that fart rainbows. you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with diamond swords. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join. come join the madness and let’s make minecraft great again!

TyrannoCraft: Asiatyrannus City

ancient predator, Asiatyrannus, Asiatyrannus xui, city, deep-snouted, dinosaur classification, dinosaur evolution, dinosaur naming, dinosaur research, dinosaur species, Fossil discovery, Ganzhou City, new genus, new species, Palaeontologists, paleontological findings, Paleontology, prehistoric creature, scientific discovery, southeastern China, TyrannoCraft, tyrannosaurid dinosaur, Upper Cretaceous

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	8107
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

omg u guyz u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got DINOSAURS, yes u heard me right, DINOSAURS! our paleontologists discovered a whole new species called Asiatyrannus xui, it’s like a T-rex but with a deep snout, how cool is that?! come join us and explore the prehistoric world, build dino-themed houses, and ride on the backs of velociraptors. trust me, u won’t find this kind of epicness anywhere else, so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s go back in time to when dinos ruled the earth! 🦖🦕🔥 #dinosquad #minecraftmadness

ChordateCraft: NuuciRhyncho – Soft-bodied fun in the Great Basin!

American Great Basin, ancient species, basin, Biodiversity, biology, chordate, ChordateCraft, discovery, Drumian Marjum Formation, Evolution, fossil, Fun, Great, marine life, new species, Nuucichthys rhynchocephalus, NuuciRhyncho, Paleontology, research, Science, scientists, soft-bodied vertebrate, Softbodied, taxonomy, vertebrate

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

OMG U GUISE, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A NEW SPECIES OF FISH CALLED NUUCICHTHYS RHYNCHEPHALUS! IT’S LIKE A FISH BUT WITH A CRAZY LONG NAME AND IT SWIMS AROUND ALL SOFT-BODIED AND VERTABRATE-LIKE.

WE FOUND IT IN DA DRUMIAN MARJUM FORMATION IN DA AMERICAN GREAT BASIN, LIKE HOW COOL IS DAT?! U CAN SWIM AROUND AND PRETEND U R A NUUCICHTHYS RHYNCHEPHALUS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH ALL DA OTHER FISHY PLAYERS.

SO JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DIS WILD DISCOVERY, CUZ WHO KNOWS WHAT OTHER CRAZY CREATURES WE’LL FIND IN DIS MINECRAFT WORLD! LET’S MAKE NUUCICHTHYS RHYNCHEPHALUS PROUD!

JawedFishTacoCraft

500 million years old, alien fish taco, Ancient, ancient creature, ancient history, arthropod, Deep Sea, Evolution, evolutionary biology, extinct species, first creatures, fossil, jawed organism, JawedFishTacoCraft, jaws, Marine Biology, marine life, oceanic discovery, Paleontology, prehistoric, sea creature

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Magic Items Found:	6928
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server that is so wild, even the ancient alien fish tacos would be jealous? Well, look no further because our server is home to the 500-million-year-old ‘alien fish taco’ arthropod! That’s right, this bad boy was one of the first creatures to ever have jaws, and now it’s chilling in our Minecraft world, ready to party with you!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of this ancient creature. Maybe you’ll even discover the recipe for the ultimate fish taco while you’re at it! But be warned, this arthropod is not your average taco ingredient – it’s got some serious attitude and will stop at nothing to protect its fishy legacy.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and witness the craziest, most jaw-dropping (pun intended) adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even become besties with the alien fish taco arthropod and rule the server together. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity – join now!

Quicksand Hyena Trap – SE Spain

archaeology, CARNIVORES, Excavation, Fossil site, Fuente Nueva-3, geology, Guadix-Baza Depression, hyena, ice age, Late Early Pleistocene, latrine, MegaFauna, Megaherbivores, Paleoenvironment, Paleontology, prehistoric, quicksand, Quicksand trap, SE Spain, spain, Spanish history, trap

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE WACKY THAN A HYENA LATRINE ON A QUICKSAND TRAP? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO THE LATE EARLY PLEISTOCENE!

IMAGINE BUILDING YOUR HOUSE AMONGST MEGAHERBIVORES AND HYENAS DOING THEIR BUSINESS EVERYWHERE. IT’S A REAL PARTY, I TELL YA.

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A TIME-TRAVELING MEGALODON WHO’S JUST TRYING TO MAKE FRIENDS.

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR MINECRAFT LIFE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE HYENAS AND QUICKSAND, RIGHT?

DinoCraft: Harenadraco’s Nest

ancient history, Baruungoyot Formation, DinoCraft, dinosaur fossils, dinosaur species, evolutionary biology, Fossil discovery, Harenadraco prima, Harenadracos, Late Cretaceous, mongolia, Nemegt Basin, NEST, new genus, Palaeontologists, paleoecology, Paleontology, prehistoric creatures, scientific research, troodontid dinosaur, troodontids, vertebrate paleontology

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Emeralds Found:	1293
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Yo yo yo, listen up Minecraft players! We got a server so lit, even dinosaurs wanna join! We got this new dino called Harenadraco prima, straight outta Mongolia, ready to wreck havoc in the Baruungoyot Formation. Troodontids be roaming around like they own the place, causing chaos and mayhem. Join our server and witness the epic battle between players and prehistoric beasts. Can you survive in a world where dinosaurs rule? Come on in and show off your Minecraft skills, but watch out for those sneaky troodontids! Let’s see if you got what it takes to conquer the Nemegt Basin and become the ultimate dino slayer!

StoneAgeCraft

000 years ago, 21, ancient civilizations, ancient humans, anthropology, archaeological find, argentina, cut marks, Evidence, Excavation, fossil, Fossil discovery, historical evidence, human existence, occupation, Paleontology, prehistoric, research, southern South America, StoneAgeCraft, study, tool marks

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got fossils with cut marks dat hint at human existence 21,000 years ago in Argentina! Like, imagine finding ancient tools and stuff while mining for diamonds, it’s like a history lesson in da game! Plus, these tool marks could be da oldest evidence of humans in southern South America, like, how cool is dat?! Join now and be a part of dis epic discovery, who knows what other crazy secrets are hidden in our world! #AncientMinecraftAdventures #HistoryInDaBlocks

Censored Avif on /g/ Minecraft SMP

Apple, AVIF, censored, Censorship, controversy, data, Digital Media, discussion, file formats, Forums, G.., image compression, INFORMATION, internet, JPEG XL, Minecraft, online censorship, online communities, privacy, smp, spammers, Technology

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	272	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Are you tired of the avif vs jpeg xl debate taking over your favorite Minecraft SMP server (/g/)? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our wacky and wild server where avif is celebrated and apple’s adoption of jpeg xl is just a hilarious punchline.

We promise that no information about avif will be censored here, unless it’s so mind-blowingly ridiculous that even the spammers can’t handle it. So come on over and join us for some avif-filled fun, where the only thing getting deleted is your worries about the jpeg xl takeover. Let’s make /g/ great again!

Grandma’s Honest Craft Minecraft Server

accusations, blended family, bullying, Craft, Cruelty, custody, Divorce, family, Food, Grandmas, Grandparents, Honest, Inheritance, life changing, lying.., Minecraft, money troubles, proof, refusal, Remarried, Server, Siblings, strict instructions, Support

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Secret Passages Found:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of family drama and money troubles in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from all that nonsense! Our server is filled with adventure, fun, and no annoying step-siblings asking for your inheritance money.

Explore our virtual world and build your own empire without worrying about greedy parents trying to get their hands on your hard-earned loot. Join now and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some epic battles!

Who needs real-life siblings when you can have virtual ones who won’t steal your inheritance? Join our server now and show your mom that you don’t need her money-grubbing ways in your life. Are you the AITA in this situation? Not on our server – here, you’re the hero of your own story!

DisabilityDishDuty – AITA Minecraft Server

accommodations, aita, Behavior, Cerebral Palsy, Communication, disability, DisabilityDishDuty, discipline, education, emotional response, Excuses, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, parenting, raising voice, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, self esteem, self worth, Server, special needs, Support

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Votes:	7297
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a superhero? Look no further than our server! We have a special feature that gives all players the ability to fly, just like Superman! No need to worry about limitations here, because on our server, everyone can soar through the skies like a majestic eagle.

Join us and experience the thrill of flying high above the clouds, exploring the vast world of Minecraft like never before. Our server is perfect for players of all ages and abilities, whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never feel alone on your epic flying adventures.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner superhero! Fly like the wind and show the world that disabilities are no match for your soaring spirit. Don’t let anything hold you back, not even gravity! Fly high, my friends, fly high!

TelAvivCraft Minecraft Server

Arabian Peninsula, Attack, Backed, ballistic missile, Conflict, Houthis, international relations, iran, Iran-backed, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missile, RETALIATION, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, TelAvivCraft, Tension, threat, War

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Animals Bred:	63
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Void Armor Forged:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

so, like, this server is so lit that even the houthis are tryna get in on the action! they be firin’ missiles left and right tryna land near tel aviv, but don’t worry, our server is totally safe from their shenanigans. join us for some epic minecraft battles and maybe even dodge a missile or two while you’re at it. who knew gaming could be so dangerous and exhilarating at the same time? come join the madness now!

HamasHostageHavoc

civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, high probability, hostages killed, IDF probe, international law, investigation, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strike, senior Hamas terrorist, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, war crime

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Emeralds Found:	2968	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Villages Defended:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got, like, dragons and unicorns and all that jazz. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the Macarena on command. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Drug Bust Server

Bust, consumption levels, Crafty, criminalization, criminalization of drug use, DRUG, drug addiction, drug laws, drug overdose, drug policy, drug supply, drug trafficking, drug use, drug-related deaths, drug-related deaths study, expensive drugs, healthcare needs, problematic use, public health, reduced consumption, reduced supply, Server, study, substance abuse

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7835
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7985	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Animals Bred:	93	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

so, like, imagine this: you join this super cool minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s wild. but the best part is, we got this secret underground drug ring going on. you can mine for diamonds and trade them for some sweet, sweet potions that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. and get this, there’s no consequences for using drugs on our server. no reduced supply or crazy expensive prices, just pure fun. so come join us and get ready for the trip of a lifetime, dude.

Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping mechanisms, Dead, Degenerates, discrimination, family, family dynamics, Fine, Gender Roles, Jobless, mental health, Minecraft, Schizophrenic, Server, societal issues, Struggles, Support, unemployment, wellbeing, Women, young males

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	700	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchantments Applied:	57	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the young males in our family are either jobless degenerates or dead, but don’t worry, the women are thriving! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, building epic structures and battling mobs with our trusty diamond swords. Who needs a stable family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of our unemployed relatives, adding an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our dysfunctional family Minecraft server!

Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

1800’s, ANCESTORS, controversial, cultural norms, Evil, funny, generational differences, History, Jail, Marriage, Minecraft, moral standards., Pedos, perspective, smp, social constructs, society, taboo, teenager girls, time period, time travel, West

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!

DisownedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologized, Blamed, brother, college, Cruel, Debts, decent life, disowned, DisownedCraft, EMBARRASSMENT, family, financial trouble, financially, forgiveness, Friends, Harsh, Jobs, kicked out, Let it go, lost it, Minecraft, outing, parents, refusing to support, Rent, Server, stopped supporting, SURVIVE, torn, ultra-conservative, Younger Brother

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape your own family issues and dive into a world where you can build, create, and thrive without any financial burdens.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or debts. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and let go of any grudges you may be holding onto. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Join us now and let go of all your anger and resentment towards your family members. Build bridges instead of walls, and maybe even invite your brother to play with you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a way to forgive him in the virtual world before doing so in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the healing begin. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WifeGuardianCraft

Apology, attention seeking, Bikini, Boundaries, children, Confrontation, cultural sensitivity, cussing out, ethnicity, guests, host, Indian, insulting, Jealousy, offensive, pool party, representation, social etiquette, Vulgar, Wife, WifeGuardianCraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Towns Built:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of delicious stew! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the time I (M31) and my wife (F28) crashed a pool party!

Picture this: my wife, with her amazing figure and stunning bikini, causing a stir among the party guests. Our host and her friends were so jealous, they started throwing shade left and right. But when they called my wife an “attention whore,” I couldn’t hold back and let them have it!

Now, you may be thinking, “Why join this Minecraft server?” Well, let me tell you – we have the most diverse group of players, just like the mix of guests at that pool party. Represent your ethnicity and stand up for what’s right, even if it means causing a little chaos.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a jalapeño, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to speak your mind – just like I did at that unforgettable pool party!