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No Pain/All Gain in Minecraft SMP

Apathy, Dismissive, gain, humorless, insensitive responses, insensitivity, internet culture, lack of compassion, lack of empathy, Meme culture, Minecraft, PainAll, Repetitive, smp, Suffering, trite responses, unamused, uncaring., unempathetic, unfeeling, unfeeling responses, unoriginal jokes, unoriginal meme, unoriginality

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Towns Built:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	1571	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of boring, unfunny memes? Are you looking for a place where suffering is not only accepted but encouraged? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who needs boring old memes when you can have a whole server dedicated to making you laugh until you cry? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course)!

EffortlessCraft SMP

Effort, EffortlessCraft, low return, not valuable, not worth it, not worth the cost, not worth the energy, not worth the frustration, not worth the hassle, not worth the investment, not worth the pain, not worth the sacrifice, not worth the stress, not worth the struggle, not worth the trouble, not worth the wait, Pointless, smp, time consuming, unproductive, Waste of time

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there, trust me.

First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many that you’ll be swimming in them. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s wild. And every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s a blast, dude.

But the best part is our annual pig racing competition. We all ride pigs and race through obstacle courses, it’s hilarious. Plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, then you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

PixelPalsCraft

Appearance, attitude, Authenticity, Body language, charisma, communication skills, Confidence, ENERGY, eye contact, first impression, friendliness, intelligence, Kindness, lasting impression, listening skills, Manners, Personality, PixelPalsCraft, sense of humor, Social Skills, VIBE

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to meet players who will leave a lasting impression on you, whether it’s because they built a giant statue of a chicken or because they can juggle diamonds while riding a pig. Our community is full of characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who can communicate with the fearsome beast and convince it to do their bidding. Want to ride the Ender Dragon into battle? Join our server and learn their secrets!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server!

UkraineCraft Server: RIP North Korean Soldier

border incident, captured, cross-border conflict, died, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, global news, injured, international news, Korean, military alliance, military casualties, military conflict, north, North Korea-Ukraine relations, North Korean soldier, political tensions, RIP, Server, Soldier, soldier’s death, south korea, South Korean statement, tragic event, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Farms Harvested:	416	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Buildings Constructed:	31	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, we got this crazy story where, like, an injured north korean soldier got captured by ukraine, but then, like, he died and south korea was all like, “oh snap.”

but, like, forget about all that drama, because on this server, we got, like, the most epic builds and the dankest memes. like, you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama or, like, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of the coolest gang ever. we call ourselves the “minecraft mafia” and we, like, run the server with an iron fist. but, like, in a fun way, you know?

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a noob. then, like, you might regret it a little bit. but, like, who cares about noobs, right? come join us, bro!

CraftyPeace: Syriacord

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPeace, damascus, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Israel, israeli government, MIDDLE EAST, Peace, peace agreement, peace negotiations, peace process, peace talks, Peacebuilding, political stability, regional cooperation, relations, Syria, Syriacord, Syrian government

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mines Excavated:	3617
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest, most lit server in town! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and non-stop fun!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts dancing the Macarena! Or how about the time a giant zombie chicken invaded our spawn and challenged players to a dance-off? Yeah, that actually happened.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that guards a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted loot. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking llama or discover a hidden portal to the Nether filled with dancing skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!

DemonSMP

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, survival factions skyblock creative minigames economy towny prison roleplay pixelmon hardcore vanilla modded adventure RPG parkour build battle PvP PvE exploration

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

DemonSMP is a Server has 9 pvp mods ! , only you can fight other players or make friendship after joining in discord server !

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AliraneMC Minecraft server

Achievements, active community, Adventures, AliraneMC, Anti-Griefing, Builder, Constant development, cooperation, Creative, Events, Explorer, friendly community, Kindness, minecraft server, new friends, protection system, Resources, Safety, Survival, warm community

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Emeralds Found:	1237
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to AliraneMC – your world for survival!

Discover a world where every player can create their own story. On our server you can not only survive, but also discover the creative builder and explorer in you!

Anti-griefing: We understand how important the safety of your buildings and resources is. Therefore, AliraneMC has implemented a reliable protection system that ensures that your achievements will be safe from destroyers and malicious players.

Friendly Community: Join our warm and active community where you can make new friends, go on adventures and share experiences together. We value kindness and cooperation, so everyone can feel at home!

Constant development: Updates and interesting events.

Join us: Adventures and new friends await you ahead!

Start your journey on AliraneMC!

Join our community!

play.aliranemc.ru:25423

Eternal Odyssey 1.20

2012, 2024.., aging, bothers, CHANGE, ETERNAL, Froze, Future, Gay, generation, me, niggered up, Nostalgia, odyssey, past 30, perspective, society, Time, wish, world, wouldn’t want, zoomers

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Yo, bro, if you’re feeling like you’re stuck between being an old fart and dealing with these cringy zoomers, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We’re like a time machine back to 2012 when life was simpler and memes were danker.

Forget about adulting and dealing with Gen Z nonsense, come build epic structures and mine for diamonds with us.

We’ll make you feel young again, or at least give you a break from all the n-word-filled TikToks.

Join us and escape the madness of aging and modern cringe!

Niji SMP EN – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

Bait, Denauth, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, niji, Niji-mado, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Noctyx, obsydia, Shenanigans, shitposting, smp, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, xsoleil, youtube channels

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Join our server where the players are as unpredictable as a glitchy redstone contraption!

We’ve got Nijisanji EN YouTubers causing more drama than a creeper in a village, LazuLight members pulling pranks crazier than a TNT trap, and OBSYDIA residents building structures taller than the Ender Dragon!

Ethyria is filled with more secrets than a hidden stronghold, Luxiem has more twists and turns than a maze in a mineshaft, and Noctyx is more mysterious than a wandering trader with rare loot!

ILUNA is as enchanting as a diamond sword, XSOLEIL is as bright as a beacon, and Krisis is as intense as a battle with the Wither!

TTT is as wild as a pack of wolves, Denauth is as diverse as a jungle biome, and every player is as unique as a custom skin!

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more insane than a pig riding a minecart! But remember, leave your drama at the Nether portal and come ready to laugh, mine, and build with the craziest crew in the blocky world!

CraftyCreeperGurl27

advice, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, CraftyCreeperGurl27, friendship, Honesty, love, Marriage, married woman, Partnership, patience, reddit, relationships, Respect, self-care, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmarried girls

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Emeralds Found:	4244

Are you tired of being a boring married woman on Reddit? Do you want to escape the mundane world of adult responsibilities and dive into a virtual wonderland filled with blocks and pixels? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can let your creativity run wild without any judgment from your real-life spouse. Need a break from nagging in-laws or screaming children? Just log onto our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is finding diamonds and fighting off creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also a hot spot for single ladies looking to mingle. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate while exploring caves and battling zombies together. So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring married life on Reddit!