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CraftyBFFvsBaeHide

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consent, coping mechanisms, CraftyBFFvsBaeHide, Emotional support, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, long-distance relationship, loyalty, personal space, Respect, self-care, sexual assault, support system, Trauma, Trust, VIOLATION

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dimension Hops:	14
Buildings Constructed:	27	Astral Projections Made:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7379
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the feels? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and boundaries are pushed to the limit!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected surprises, just like when M showed up uninvited to our player’s birthday party. Who needs cake when you have drama and betrayal, am I right?

But don’t worry, we promise our server is a safe space where you can always say no to unwanted advances. Unless, of course, you need a little excitement in your virtual life – then all bets are off!

So come join us for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to keep you on your toes?

SongCraft SMP

All time favorite song, best song, classic song, favorite artist, favorite genre, favorite music, favorite song, memorable song, Music, music enthusiast, music lover, music nostalgia, music recommendation, smp, song lover, song of all time, Song recommendation, SongCraft, timeless song, top hit, TOP SONG, ultimate song

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha, that’s what this server is like. And get this, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise, like how crazy is that? Plus, the spawn area is literally a giant disco ball with villagers breakdancing to your favorite tunes. So, come join us and let’s boogie down in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

NoRegretsMC

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Choices, consequences, Decision making, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, NoRegretsMC, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, saying no, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-control, self-discipline, setting limits

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Have you ever said yes to joining a Minecraft server and immediately regretted it? Well, fear not, because our server is the complete opposite of that! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about regretting your decision again.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a unicorn through a field of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. Unicorns and diamond blocks. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also battle against a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on taking over the world. Don’t worry, though, because we’ve got your back with our trusty army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unlike that time you said yes to joining that other server).

ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, accusations, aggression, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Conflict, DECEMBER, Evidence, General Staff, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, investigation, Military, Minecraft, russia, sanctions, security council, Server, Ukraine, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Runes Activated:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we have more explosions than russia using chemical weapons 434 times in december 😂 our players are like ukraine’s general staff, always ready for battle and never backing down! build your own army of creepers and take over the world, just like a real-life war but with blocks and pixels 🤣 join us now and experience the chaos and madness that is our server, where anything can happen and nothing is off limits! 🤪 #minecraft #crazyserver #explosionsfordays

CraftyGermanPeaceTroops

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, CraftyGermanPeaceTroops, crisis management., Defense Minister, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, peacekeeping troops, political decision, SECURITY, Ukraine, united nations

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Towns Built:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

lmao dis server is so lit, u gotta join cuz we got peacekeeping troops from Germany in Ukraine, like wut??? imagine fighting creepers with real life soldiers, epiccccc. also, rumor has it that the defense minister is actually a pro Minecraft player and will challenge u to a build battle, like who even does that??? join now before the troops get called back to Germany and the minister goes back to playing Fortnite or something, u don’t wanna miss out on this craziness, trust me.

MelonSurvival

Active, admins, Arena, back, blocks, BUILD, Claims, disabled, Hacks, HARD, Homes, Involved, Keepinventory, MelonSurvival, Paytowin, PERMISSIONS, Phantoms, RANGE, smp, Spawn, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Emeralds Found:	5220
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	The Pale Garden Minecraft Server
Server Version	1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP)
Gameplay
Features	No pay to win, Active Owners/Admins, Head drops enabled

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are hacks allowed on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed.
Can players claim land?	No, there are no claims system.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed.
What is the world border size?	The world border is set to 100k blocks.

Server I.P.: melonsurvival.minecraft.best

Discord: discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE

Monkeys Catalog Shit 1.21.4

1.21.4, Bait, Board, CATALOG, catalogmonkeys, internet culture, internet trolls, Kronies, monkeys, online communities, online forums, online harassment, Shit, Spamming, toxic behavior, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling culture, trolling evolution, trolling patterns, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Villages Defended:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate chaos and mayhem! We have catalog monkeys running wild, baiting Kronies left and right. It’s a total shitshow, but in the best way possible.

You’ll question reality as you navigate through our server, wondering when the madness will end. But let’s be real, you won’t want it to end because it’s just too damn entertaining.

So come on, embrace the craziness and join us for a wild ride unlike any other. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SassyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, SassyCraft, Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Love Letters Sent:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where doing laundry on top of your partner is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of throwing shirts at the end of the bed and waking up your significant other in the most unconventional ways possible.

Our server is perfect for couples in need of some therapy, as we believe that doing laundry together can truly strengthen your bond. Who needs individual therapy when you can just throw clothes at each other instead?

Experience the thrill of trying to do school work quietly while your partner yells at you about laundry. Will you be able to keep your cool and avoid saying mean things, or will you end up crying hysterically in another room? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server!

So come join us for a laundry-filled adventure unlike any other. Who knew that doing chores could be so exhilarating?

SisShopSansMomCraft

celebration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, dress shopping, extended family, family, family dynamics, formal, milestone, Mother Daughter, mother-in-law, Motherhood, parenting, PROM, relationships, self-confidence, SisShopSansMomCraft, sister, Support, support system

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8682	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s guilt trips? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than trying to get a hoarder with OCD to clean up their act!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a prom dress shopping trip with a missing mother-in-law. Who needs family drama when you can join our server and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, our community is more supportive than a show-stopping dress at a formal dance.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and leave the real-life drama behind! Just remember, our server may not have Instagram, but we’ve got all the LOLs you need.

AfterlifeVibes Minecraft SMP

after death, Afterlife, AfterlifeVibes, afterworld, Beliefs, beyond the grave, death, Eternity, existentialism, final destination, Heaven, Hell, judgment, Life after death., Minecraft, Near Death Experience, Peace, Reincarnation, Religion, smp, Soul, spirituality, the unknown

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Crops Grown:	7452	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Bro, let me tell you, on this lit Minecraft SMP, when you die, you get sent to a magical land full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples. It’s like heaven but with creepers and lava pits, bro. And guess what? You can still play Minecraft there, but with like, infinite diamonds and stuff. It’s like a never-ending game, bro. So join our SMP and secure your spot in Minecraft afterlife, where the blocks are always perfectly placed and the mobs drop emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, bro. Join now and start your journey to eternal Minecraft bliss.