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Kidcraft Minecraft Server

carefree days, childhood habits, childlike wonder, eternal youth, everlasting playfulness, fond memories, Forever Young, kid at heart, KidCraft, Minecraft, never growing up, Nostalgia, playful activities, reliving the past, Reminiscing, same old habits, Server, simple joys, staying young at heart, timeless activities, unchanged routines, unchanged traditions, youthful behavior

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you still building sandcastles in the sandbox like a peasant? Well, it’s time to level up your game and join our epic Minecraft server! We’ve got dragons to slay, treasure to plunder, and secret underground lairs to explore. Who needs to play in the real world when you can have all this excitement at your fingertips? So ditch the sandcastles and come join us for some seriously epic adventures!

NoDiamondsNoLove

Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, broken promises, Cheating, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, Infidelity, insensitivity, irresponsibility, lack of communication, lack of empathy, lack of support, laziness, lying.., Manipulation, neglect, NoDiamondsNoLove, Selfishness, trust issues

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Are you tired of your partner stealing all the diamonds in your Minecraft world? Join our server and never worry about that again! Our players are too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to even think about stealing your precious resources. Plus, if your partner does try to pull a sneaky move, our admins will unleash a horde of angry creepers on them. So come join us and leave your partner in the dust (literally)!

PezCraft Minecraft Server – Putin Approved!

APPROVED, collaboration, congratulations, cooperation, coordinate efforts, Democracy, Diplomacy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Iran election, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Nations, PezCraft, Pezeshkian, Politics, putin, Server, Support, Unity, Victory, WIN, world leaders

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself welcomes you with open arms and celebrates your victories like pezeshkian winning the iran election! we promise that you and putin can coordinate efforts to build the most epic minecraft world ever seen! join now for a chance to be part of the most insane and hilarious adventures with putin and pezeshkian in minecraft!

CraftyPutin’sOrbánChat

CraftyPutinsOrbánChat, Diplomacy, diplomatic dialogue, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hungary, international relations, military intervention, Négotiation, Orbán, peace talks, Politics, putin, russia, territorial dispute, ukraine conflict, Viktor Orbán, Vladimir Putin, world news

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, man. we got Putin and Orbán chillin’ and talkin’ about Ukraine, like, what even is that, amirite? come join us and be part of the epic discussions about, like, world politics and stuff. maybe you’ll even get to meet Putin and Orbán in-game, who knows? it’s gonna be lit, fam. so, like, join now and be part of the madness, yo.

Hotdog Water: Where the tubewater is sizzlin’ and the anarchy’s only semi-crazy!

Anarchys, Cheating, Discord, dog, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, java, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, SC_OFF, SC_ON, SemiCrazy, sizzlin, stealing, Survival, Teleport, tubewater, Water, Website

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1582	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	558	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1254
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Minecraft Server: Hotdog Water

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.20.6
Reset Options	Vote for resets on Discord
Gameplay Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules

– PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed

– No cheating or hacking

Join Now

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog

– Website: https://hdw.dog

– Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I teleport randomly?	No, random teleport is disabled on this server.
Are there land claims?	No, land claim feature is not available on this server.
Is cheating allowed?	No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited.

GirlCraft Minecraft Server

attention seeking, emotional dependence, emotional maturity, Girlcraft, Insecurity, love, low self-esteem, Minecraft, mommy issues, Pathetic, personal growth, seeking approval, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-validation, Server, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships, validation, Women

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2297
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	2317	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of letting your whole life revolve around women? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we don’t discriminate against anyone – not even those poor souls who are desperate for love and validation from mommy! Join us and escape the clutches of the evil women who have been controlling your every move. Build your own empire, make new friends, and most importantly, reclaim your manhood! Don’t be a simp, join our server today!

ResistCraft Minecraft Server

Achievements, axis of resistance, Challenges, Conflict, Diplomacy, Geopolitics, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, palestine, Politics, resistance, ResistCraft, Server, solidarity, strategy, success, Syria

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Players Killed by Monsters:	4522
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only resistance you face is from creepers and skeletons? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate “axis of resistance” against all things boring! Join us and take on epic quests to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon who is trying to take over the virtual world.

Our community is filled with fearless warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their pixelated kingdom. From building massive fortresses to battling giant spiders, there is never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the most epic resistance movement in Minecraft history!

BF’s Mine Shack – No Work Zone

anxiety, Asshole, BFs, business venture, criticism, early 30s, entitled, Expectations, family-oriented, Help, Lazy, new job, Opinions, PhD, Restaurant, Shack, slave labor, Support, toxic environment, unemployment benefits, Unpaid, work, Zone

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magic Items Found:	3163	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	22

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! 🌟

Are you tired of being treated like an unpaid slave labor in real life? Well, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny! No toxic environments here, just pure fun and creativity!

Join us and build your own virtual restaurant without any expectations or criticism from your boyfriend. You can set up your own website, paint chairs, and even hire virtual employees to help you out. And the best part? You don’t have to show up on time or deal with any real customers – it’s all up to you!

So why wait? Escape the real world drama and join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a PhD when you can be a block-building mastermind? 😉🎮 #BlockBuildingBoss #NoMoreSlaveLabor

PixelPeen Minecraft Server

body image, body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Cultural differences, Curiosity, EMBARRASSMENT, empowerment, first reaction, gender equality, Minecraft, naked man, personal space, PixelPeen, reddit, Respect, self-control, Server, sexual harassment, shock, social norms, Women

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Alien Abductions:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building a cozy little house, when suddenly a naked man appears out of nowhere! But don’t worry, he’s not just any naked man – he’s a master builder who can create the most epic structures using only his bare hands (and maybe a few blocks of dirt).

Join our server for a chance to witness this wild phenomenon and see how the women of reddit react when faced with a naked man in the world of Minecraft. Will they run away in fear? Will they challenge him to a build-off? The possibilities are endless! So come on down and join the fun – just make sure to keep your armor on at all times, you never know when you might need protection from a naked builder.

KarmaCraft: Tales of Epic Hits

anecdote, comeuppance, consequences, Epic, Experience, fate, Hits, irony, Justice, Karma, KarmaCraft, Lesson, moral, payback, reddit, Retribution, Revenge, Story, Surprise, Tale, Tales, Twist, unexpected, unexpected outcome

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers where karma is just a myth? Well, look no further because on our server, karma hits harder than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures where karma is not just a concept, but a reality that will smack you in the face harder than a diamond sword. Build your dream castle only to have it crumble to the ground because you forgot to feed your virtual pet pig? That’s karma for you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mystical creatures like karma dragons and karma fairies who will either bless you with good fortune or curse you with bad luck depending on your deeds. So come join us and experience karma like never before in the world of Minecraft!