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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 7777 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground lair where all the diamonds are made of cheese and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dudes lookin’ for a hug. Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and farts rainbows. True story, bro.
And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that Putin himself tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the awesomeness. He was all like, “Not my fault, this server is too lit for me.” So if you wanna be cooler than Putin, come join us and let the good times roll, baby!