come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian elite players who are disappointed about putin’s handling of war in ukraine, meduza reports! we have crazy battles and drama that will make your head spin! join now to see what all the fuss is about and maybe even join the russian elite yourself! who knows what kind of chaos will ensue on this wild server!
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Putin’s PvP Palace Minecraft Server
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Y2K Party Palace
come join our minecraft server, where the party never stops and the blocks never stop breaking! we got creepers doing the macarena and skeletons breakdancing to the beat of the jukebox.our server is so lit, even new year’s eve 1999 feels like a warm-up compared to the madness that goes down here. we got ender dragons flying around with party hats on, and villagers selling fireworks for emeralds.
if you want to experience the ultimate blocky celebration, join us and witness the craziest new year’s eve party of your life! who needs y2k when you can have y2krazy on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!
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Pixel Peace Palace
lol come join our minecraft server where u can forever hold ur piece…of cake!! yes that’s right, every player gets a free piece of cake when they join cuz we believe in starting off on a sweet note 🍰🎉but that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken 🐔🔷 legend has it that if u find this rare chicken, it will lay diamonds instead of eggs!! who needs a diamond pickaxe when u have a diamond chicken, amirite??
oh and did we mention our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb ur screenshots?? don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost…just don’t get too close or he might explode with excitement 💥👻
so what are u waiting for?? join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in minecraft history!! who needs peace when u can have a piece of cake and a diamond chicken, right?? 😂🎮 #minecraftmadness
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Crystal Screw Palace
u ever wonder how dem ancient peeps built dem big ol’ buildings so fast? well dis server got da answer! we got dem secret ancient blueprints dat show how London’s Crystal Palace was built in like a day! turns out dey used da earliest-known building to use a standard screw thread! join dis server if u wanna learn dem ancient building techniques and build ur own palace in like 5 minutes! come on, don’t be a square, join da fun and build like a pro!
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Blocky Peen Palace
yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!
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Pixel Pain Palace
lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got paraventricular hypothalamus circuits and molecular targets like whaaaat?? u can decode visceral and somatic pain while building ur epic castle and fighting off creepers. it’s like science meets minecraft meets total chaos. u won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else, so join now and let’s get weird together!
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Pixel Pudge Palace
haha bruh u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the BRI of servers, predicting ur risk of getting bored elsewhere! our blocks are so round and fat, they make ur heart go boom boom like a creeper explosion.we got crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit (don’t worry, we got fire resistance potions).
join us and let your BRI levels reach new heights, cuz on this server, the only cardiovascular disease you’ll be getting is from all the excitement!
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PeePee Palace
come join our epic minecraft server where we pee outside like true warriors! forget about boring bathrooms, we embrace the call of nature in all its glory. build your own pee shrine and show off your mad skills to the world. join us now for a pee-tastic adventure like no other!
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Dictator Craft
Welcome to DictatorCraft. The True 100% Survival – SMP – Economy – RPG – Player Ruled Server like no other!
Starting from nothing as a Peasant in The Slums like everyone else looking across to The Dictators Palace you think to yourself. Am I the true born leader of this Kingdom? The one to finally bring prosperity to the People?
Or maybe you have more sinister things in mind? Power hungry you will become a tyrant and use slave labor to get things done whilst locking up your political enemies? Little is off the Table.
Maybe you just want to become a member of society and start a trade or business? We have a balanced economy, as well as plugins, and added mechanics that will allow you to start virtually business you can imagine. The possibilities are endless.
Something you don’t like? Well this is your chance. Lobby the dictator for change or take reigns into your owns hands and set your signts on the Palace as your new throne with the entire Kingdom at your disposal. Through tough and Weak leaders, Prosperous and Dark Times Anything can and Will happen here. Buckle Up for a Wild Ride and Good Luck!
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Potion Party Palace
so, like, imagine if harry potter and his crew were all, like, sippin on potions instead of casting spells and stuff. like, hermione be chuggin polyjuice potion like it’s her morning coffee and ron be sippin on liquid luck before every quidditch match.well, if you wanna experience that kind of craziness, you gotta join this minecraft server, cuz we got potions galore, baby! you can brew up all kinds of wacky concoctions and get totally turnt in the wizarding world.
plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can have potion parties with all your friends. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen hagrid doing the macarena while chugging a love potion.
so come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride through the world of harry potter…with a twist!