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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 2820 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 1505 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 |
imagine mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or battling zombie pigmen with enchanted lollipops! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.
plus, did you know that xylitol is prothrombotic and associated with cardiovascular risk? well, on our server, that just means you’ll have an extra heart in your health bar and be able to run faster than Usain Bolt in a minecart race.
so what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, heart-pumping, xylitol-filled minecraft server out there! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).